Family Therapy
Hey! Just saying this is my 1st fic. Hope you like it!
Chapter 1
Helga Pataki stepped off the city bus in front of a building where Dr. Bliss' office is. She has been going to therapy to Dr. Bliss for a while. It started when Dr. Bliss came to P.S. 118 and she noticed the way Helga behaved around Arnold. But, the main reason, Helga is on therapy because she punched out Brainy and it was the first time she got in trouble for it.
" Hey Dr. Bliss!" Helga greeted warmly.
" Hello Helga, how's life treating you?" Dr. Bliss asked, " How's Arnold? How's your family? How's Phoebe?"
Helga sat down on the black leather couch, while Dr. Bliss sat at the edge of her desk.
"Well," Helga began, " Arnoldo still has no idea how much I feel about him, so I spent all day spitting spitballs at him, and worshipping the mini Arnold shrine in my math book."
"That's nice, Helga, so how are your parents."
" Well, Bob is walking around complaining about his beeper business and mistaking me for Olga, Miriam is just layin' there watchin' life pass by and forgetting to pack my lunch. Can you believe that the only thing in my stupid lunchbox is a Powerbar and Equal sugar packets? CRIMITY!! Worst of all, Miss Perfect Princess Olga is coming for a visit so I can see Big Bob and Miriam worshipping her and her pretending to be my best friend when all she's doing is ruining my life!" Helga explained.
" How did you feel about Olga on her last visit?" Dr. Bliss asked.
" Olga was student teacher at my class because she supposedly wanted to spend time with her 'little sis', when she's STILL ruining everything in my life! She told the whole class about an extremely embarrassing incident that I had when I was young! I told her not to tell any humiliating stories about me! CRIMITY!"
" Well, Helga, I really want to see your whole family, so I'm going to schedule a family therapy session." Dr. Bliss said.
"Dr. Bliss you can't do this!" Helga screamed.
"It's the only way your family would know how you feel."
Helga screamed on top of her lungs.
"Hey Gerald, did you just hear something?" Arnold asked while walking down the street with his friend.
" No man."
Hey! Just saying this is my 1st fic. Hope you like it!
Chapter 1
Helga Pataki stepped off the city bus in front of a building where Dr. Bliss' office is. She has been going to therapy to Dr. Bliss for a while. It started when Dr. Bliss came to P.S. 118 and she noticed the way Helga behaved around Arnold. But, the main reason, Helga is on therapy because she punched out Brainy and it was the first time she got in trouble for it.
" Hey Dr. Bliss!" Helga greeted warmly.
" Hello Helga, how's life treating you?" Dr. Bliss asked, " How's Arnold? How's your family? How's Phoebe?"
Helga sat down on the black leather couch, while Dr. Bliss sat at the edge of her desk.
"Well," Helga began, " Arnoldo still has no idea how much I feel about him, so I spent all day spitting spitballs at him, and worshipping the mini Arnold shrine in my math book."
"That's nice, Helga, so how are your parents."
" Well, Bob is walking around complaining about his beeper business and mistaking me for Olga, Miriam is just layin' there watchin' life pass by and forgetting to pack my lunch. Can you believe that the only thing in my stupid lunchbox is a Powerbar and Equal sugar packets? CRIMITY!! Worst of all, Miss Perfect Princess Olga is coming for a visit so I can see Big Bob and Miriam worshipping her and her pretending to be my best friend when all she's doing is ruining my life!" Helga explained.
" How did you feel about Olga on her last visit?" Dr. Bliss asked.
" Olga was student teacher at my class because she supposedly wanted to spend time with her 'little sis', when she's STILL ruining everything in my life! She told the whole class about an extremely embarrassing incident that I had when I was young! I told her not to tell any humiliating stories about me! CRIMITY!"
" Well, Helga, I really want to see your whole family, so I'm going to schedule a family therapy session." Dr. Bliss said.
"Dr. Bliss you can't do this!" Helga screamed.
"It's the only way your family would know how you feel."
Helga screamed on top of her lungs.
"Hey Gerald, did you just hear something?" Arnold asked while walking down the street with his friend.
" No man."