Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh and never will! Ra! That hurts the soul.

JMeg: This is my story so if it is stupid I don't care.

Couples: Seto/Shizuka,Jounouchi/Mai, little bit of Yuugi/Anzu (none yet)

There will be some parts that are serious just smack in there so just letting ja know.

Seto is OOC to make the story funny. Wait everyone is! Not really some are still sane. I think.

Beware of Mokuba on a sugar high.

Seto: How many times do I have to tell you don't give Moku-hey where did you get that rope and gag? Why are you coming closer? Stay away from me!

(JMeg tackles Seto and ties him with the rope and gags him) JMeg: Now where's your credit card? (Searching until finds one)

Seto: Humph? (What are you going to do with my credit card?)

JMeg: To the candy store! Oh and on with the stupid story:D You'll never catch me!

Chapter 1

It was a beautiful day in Domino City; the birds were singing … ah screw this! Mokuba Kaiba was running really fast around the Kaiba mansion. He was on a sugar high because he ate some candy he hid under his bed. He broke everything in his way. All the maids, servants, butlers, and everyone else was either chasing him or hiding. It is scary when Mokuba runs around on a sugar high. He ran into his brother's room knowing none of them would go in there. Also he hid candy under Seto's bed too.

That's when he saw it. No it wasn't the lost city of Atlantis. Nor was it Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. He already own that. No it was the brand new computer Seto got yesterday. He saw that beautiful shiny thing from the window of his room. It was the latest one and boy it could take anything. He took out 'If you want to ruin your brother's computer' game. He was about to stick it in when he saw a little book.

With Seto

He was walking in the park… no seriously… when Seto spotted Katsuya Jounouchi and Shizuka Kawai. He hid behind a tree. He watched as Shizuka's hair swayed in the braid. He thought she was cute. He always had a crush on Shizuka since Battle City. He was so happy when she moved in with Jounouchi. It meant more times to see her than before. He reached in his jacket to get his journal when, "God damnit I left it at home!" Everyone looked at him. He looked at everyone. He put on his non-expression face and said, "Nothing to see here." He walked out of the park.

"Hey Onii-chan is Kaiba-san always like that?" "Yeah he's always like that."

With Mokuba

He stared at the book with Diary crossed out and Journal was written under it. "Oh my Ra, it's Nii-sama's journal!" He started dancing around the room and doing cartwheels. He then became serious. He grabbed the book. Looked both ways and then exited out of the room without a sound. Then he began to hum the James Bond theme song while ducking and hiding in weird spots. Once he got to his room he quickly closed the door. He ran under his bed open a secret compartment. He walked down the stone steps, and put on one of those long brown robes with a hood. Ok, in real life he walked to his closet. But it could have happened!

He took out a flashlight and try prying the thing open, but he found out it was locked. So he took out a hammer and smashed the lock. It was his only chance for eating chocolate forever. Once he got it open he began to read.

Dear Journal,

This is silly, but it is the only way to express my feelings to a certain person. How I love this person, but I am always force to be mean just because I cannot let this person know. Besides this person is a Jounouchi.

Love,

Seto

Mokuba stared and stared. He could not believe that his wonderful brother. The only person left in his family. The one that was rich, handsome, rich, cool, rich, smart, rich, oh and did he mention rich was in love with Jounouchi! He could not believe it! His brother… he could not say it… was gay! There he said it! Well since he loved his brother so much he will help him! He will get them together! If it would make his brother happy, he will do anything! He ran back and dropped his brother's dia-uh journal. He then had to find Yuugi's gang.

He walked past his brother and said, "Hi my wonderful Nii-sama!" Then he walked out of the mansion. Seto thought his brother was acting odd. He walked up to his room and got his Journal. He wrote and said out loud, "Oh how I love Shizuka Kawai Jounouchi!" Some of the maids looked at him. He shut the door on them, and he fell on his bed and slept dreaming about Shizuka and him getting married.

With Mokuba

He walked… ok rode in his limo to the Game shop. He had to tell them. When he walked in he saw Yuugi, Anzu, Honda, Mai, Otogi, Ryou, and Shizuka. He opened the door dramatically. He took a deep breath and said, "Nii-sama is gay." Everyone stared at him and stared and stared. They couldn't say anything. "I read in his Journal that he is in love with Jounouchi." On the inside Mai's heart broke. She loved that loud mouth kid. But she could take it.

"I need your guys help with getting them together." Everyone looked at each other. Yuugi finally said something, "Sure Mokuba if your brother is really gay and likes Jounouchi." Everyone nodded their heads too. Only Anzu and Shizuka notice Mai's sad eyes. Oh and where is Jounouchi-chan you ask?

"Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?" (A/N 1) "Hey Mutt I want a number 7 with extra soda." "KAIBA!" "Yeah hello to you too." Jounouchi gave him his order, "Thank you for eating from the Good Burger you rich bastard." Seto gave him the money plus a white envelope. "The money in the envelope is for your sister," with that he drove away. Jounouchi opened the envelope and screamed, "HOLY SHIT THAT'S 900,000,000 YEN!"

After the talk

The three girls were walking down the sidewalk. None of them said anything. Anzu and Shizuka knew that Mai loved Jounouchi very much. To a point, she would kill a girl who just looked at him. "Mai-san are you going to be alright", Shizuka asked. Mai shook her head, "Yeah Shizuka-chan." Anzu and Shizuka looked at each other. "Are you sure Mai-chan?" Anzu was hoping to get an answer. Mai just left them at her door step. "Poor Mai-san."

Later Anzu and Shizuka spilt up. Shizuka walked along the sidewalk, when suddenly Seto appeared next to her. "EEEEEKKKKKKK!" Shizuka screech out. Seto covered his ears. "Calm down Shizuka-chan." Then Shizuka went wide eyed. "You called me 'Shizuka-chan' not Jounouchi's sister or the puppy or the Mutt's sister."

Seto went all romantic. He grabbed her hand and said in the most romantic voice ever, "Why would I say such a thing to the most beautiful girl in the world?" Shizuka raised a brow, "Aren't you hitting on the wrong person?" They stared and stared and stared at each other. Then Shizuka left Seto in the position he was in. He was too shocked.

Next Day- Kaiba Mansion

It was a dark and rainy day. Seto was crying … really he was. He was in his bed while hugging his blue eyes white dragon plusie. "Nii-sama, are you ever coming out?" "Mphyus." "What?" Seto threw the covers off and screamed, "GOD DAMNIT NO!" Mokuba left the room. 'Did something happen between him and Jounouchi yesterday?' He smacked his fist down on his palm. 'It must be! I have to help them get together. But first …' He ran downstairs, smashed the lock open to a cabinet, and grabbed a pound of sugar. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

With Shizuka

She was walking down the streets of Domino City. Jounouchi had left to go find Honda and Otogi. Shizuka did not especially like the way they hit on her. Did they think she was stupid? She looked around and ran into a pole. "Ow." Everyone looked at her. "Nothing to see here." She began to walk down the street again until she ran into a chest. "Oh I'm sorry … Kaiba-san?" She was look up to see the same blue eyes, but not the same outfit. This 'Kaiba' had on a priest outfit. "What's with the lame outfit, Kaiba-san?" He bent down and screamed, "I AM NOT KAIBA-SAN! I AM THE GREAT HIGH PRIEST/ PHAROH SET!" He opened his eyes to see no one. Where's Shizuka?

"Uh would you like a soda with tha- WHAT THE HELL!" Shizuka fell right on top the cashier dude from the Good Burger.

With Mokuba

He was up on the roof tops ready for anything. He was on the corner of Main Street. He flew all arou- that wasn't what he was doing. He had gotten Seto's Journal again. He skipped past the page where it said 'Oh how I love Shizuka Kawai Jounouchi'. He started reading this:

Dear Journal,

I think my crush looks lovely in pink.

Love,

Seto

"WTF!"

With Mai

Mai had just finished a duel with some loser. "You lose", Mai cried out. She tried to smile, but she didn't find it in her. 'What's wrong with me? I love wiping the floor with these guys so why doesn't it feel good today?' She began walking away when she ran into some one. Tall dark and handsome? No. Short and blond.

"Jounouchi-kun?" "MAI!" He grabbed hold on her in a life threatening grip. She blushed in all shades of red. "SAVE ME FROM THEM!" Mai looked behind him and saw Honda, Otogi, and some guy in a priest outfit. "Why are they chasing you?" "CAUSE I KICKED THEM IN THE SHINS!" Mai and Jounouchi began to run for their lives. "Why did you do that?" Jounouchi stopped running and rubbed his chin. "I don't know." "JOUNOUCHI! YOU IDIOT!"

A/N1: That's not mine. Cookies to the first person who tells me! I'll tell you guys in the next chapie!

JMeg: Done with the first chapter! Done with the first chapter! Lalalala uh LA!

Jounouchi: Hey what happens to me and Mai!

Seto: No one cares. Why am I gay?

JMeg: I control you all! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seto: No one controls Seto Kaiba!

JMeg: Shut up! (Slaps duck tape on his mouth)

Seto: Muphed? (Why can't I get this stupid tape off?)

Jounouchi: Wow how did you do that?

JMeg: I told you, I have powers.

Jounouchi: If I work at the Good Burgar do I get free Burgars?

JMeg: It's Burger stupid! God why did I give you a job?

Jounouchi: Cause I'm cute.

JMeg: Yeah. Now you all must review cause Jounouchi is cute! Also vote for which couple you want to be the main couple of this story: Seto and Shizuka or Mai and Jounouchi. Also if you want a lot of Yuugi and Anzu.