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Disclaimer: I don't own 'Inuyasha.' *insert incredibly witty comment here*

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~~~~~~~One day, Inuyasha was waling through the woods.~~~~~~~~

Inuyasha: Hum-de-dum-de-doo. Look at me. Walking through the woods.

~~~~~~~When suddenly, Naraku leaped from behind a tree.~~~~~~

Naraku: *leaps from behind a tree* Bwah!

Inuyasha: Eek!

Naraku then proceeded to beat Inuyasha with a fish.

Naraku: *beats Inuyasha with a fish* Muwhaha! I'm winning! I'm winning!

Inuyasha: No! I dun wanna loose! *pulls Tetsuaiga, beats Naraku with it*

Naraku: Eek!

~~~~~~~~~This battle had gone on for sometime, when suddenly a dark cloud covered the sun.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Inuyasha/Naraku: Oh no!

The sun was blocked out! They couldn't see each other!

Naraku: Now what are we going to do?

Inuyasha: There's only one way out of this!

Naraku: .. Poke Kagome in the eye?

Inuyasha: -__-; No.

Naraku: Poke Miroku in the eye?

Inuyasha: -__-; No.

Naraku: Poke Shippo in the eye?

Inuyasha: NO! It doesn't involve poking anyone in the eye!

Naraku: Oohh... *sad*

~~~~~~~~~And Naraku was sad, for Inuyasha's plan didn't involve poking anyone in the eye.~~~~~~~~~

Naraku: If it doesn't involve poking anyone in the eye, then what does it involve?

Inuyasha: *pulls out a slice of lemon* This slice of lemon.

Naraku: :O

Inuyasha: ....... Heh... make that face again.

Naraku: :O

Inuyasha: Hehe!

Naraku: *pokes Inuyasha in the eye* Hehe!

Inuyasha: *__O You kerk! You BLINDED me!

Naraku: What's a kerk?

Inuyasha: A typo because the Authoress can't type.

Naraku: Oooh.

Random Tree: Tick.... tock.... tick.... tock.... tick..... tock...

Inuyasha: I can't believe you poked me in the eye! *__ (A/N: It's an angry face.)

Naraku: ^__^ I like lemons.

Inuyasha: Fyeh...

~~~~~~And suddenly, the world got darker.~~~~~~

Inuyasha/Naraku: Eeek!

Naraku: We need to think of something, quick!

Inuyasha: Here's my plan...

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(A/N: Huzzah! Now review, otherwise I shall poke you in the eye!)