Interviews with the characters. I, CP22, will be asking simple questions that the characters will have to answer. This is sort of talk show format.
Up first: Percy Jackson.
CP22: Hi guys, here I am with a very heroic young demigod, Percy Jackson. Now, you may know him for saving the world, being awesome and having a book and movie series about him. So, Percy, first up will you please tell me your full name?
PJ: Umm...okay, Perseus Jackson.
CP22: No middle name?
PJ: No.
CP22: Okay, how about your age?
PJ: I'm 13.
CP22: Right, right...now, your hobbies include...?
PJ: I like skateboarding, basketball, sword fighting and basically surviving.
CP22: Sounds fun. How about your dreams?
PJ: What I dream about? What if that's kinda embarrassing?
CP22: Not that kind of dream, your dreams, your wishes, what you want to do most.
PJ: Not die.
CP22: Not dying is your dream? Your ultimate dream?
PJ*nods*
CP22: Okay then... Who is your celebrity crush? Come on, everyone has one.
PJ: Uhh...Alexandra Daddario.
CP22: Didn't she play-
PJ: Just keep asking questions!
CP22: Yay! I will! What's your favourite weapon?
PJ: Riptide. Which reminds me, are you a monster or god?
CP22: Yes, yes I am. I'm Cutesypie, goddess of Fanfiction, awesomeness, and dental hygiene.
PJ: ...Okay. Please go on.
CP22: Ya sure?
PJ: Yes.
CP22: You absolutely sure?
PJ: Yeah...
CP22: You want to answer the question I have in my hands right now?
PJ: YES JUST READ THE STINKING QUESTION!
CP22: Sure. But first...let's cut to commercial to give me and Percy some tome for me to explain how he can get out of this question being published anywhere! Stay tuned!
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CP22: Hi guys, we're back with none other than Percy Jackson, who is about to answer the question who's answer will be all over every tabloid in Olympus tomorrow because he refused to do the only thing that will stop that from happening!
PJ: I am NOT singing Pokerface in front of your stupid live audience!
CP22: Will you at least wear the tutu?
PJ: NO!
CP22: So that settles it. Percy Jackson, your question is...what is your biggest secret?
PJ: Damn you. Okay, can you at least promise me that you'll work a miracle and at least the girl won't find out?
CP22: I make no such promise. Wait, what? What girl? There's a girl?
PJ: Okay, so its possible that maybe I sort of kinda might like Annabeth a little...or a lot.
CP22: I KNEW IT! PERCABETH FOREVER!
PJ: Umm...okay.
CP22: So, there you go folks. Percy Jackson is madly and deeply in love with best friend and fellow demigod, Annabeth Chase.
PJ: What? No, I said I might like her a little, not-
CP22: Tune in next week when we speak with Annabeth herself, to find out what she thinks of thus sudden new development in her best friend's feelings.
PJ: I hate you so much.
CP22: Thank you. Love you guys, be kind to one another, good night!