CANOE TROUBLE
(red, bomb, and chuck are riding a canoe on the Mississippi River)
Red: We have been paddling all day! can't we take a break?
Chuck: I agree. This is making me tired.
Bomb: Yeah, i agree to. But first, lets find a proper parking spot.
(They find a sandy shore while red is fishing, chuck is tanning, and bomb is building a sandcastle.)
Red: Not a single bite.
Bomb: Can I get a tan?
Chuck: Ok, as long as you don"t blow up
(Meanwhile, the pigs have a plan to ruin them all)
Corporal Pig: Ok, so here is me and that is you. I will untie the boat and the river should leave to the moat. And when he sees those eggs, we will have a party of or lifetimes.
Pig: what do i do?
Corporal Pig: You distract them.
(The two pigs go to the shore)
Pig: Hey, look at me! I'm a pig.
Red: Why that stupid pig!
(Bomb gets angry and blows up while Corporal Pig unties the boat)
Chuck: Gottcha!
Pig: Please, don't hurt me! I have no eggs.
(The threes birds head back to the shore)
All: Wahhh!
Corporal pig: (Evil laugh)
Chuck: Oh No they've got the eggs!
Bomb: We failed.
Red: I don't think so.
(Reveals the eggs that were covered by sand.)
Chuck: Wait. if we have the eggs, what do the pigs have
(Meanwhile at king pig's castle)
King Pig: Finally, after three years we did it!
(Corporal Pig barges in the door as all the pigs had frowns)
King Pig: You call that an egg!
Corporal Pig: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
THE END