Today was supposed to be simple. Normal even. But Tony Stark knew better. He lived with two demi-gods, two ex-assassins, one defrosted supersolider, his Soviet defrosted boyfriend, a brilliant scientist with anger issues that turned him into a raging Jolly Green Giant and a dude with wings. Not actual wings. But it was supposed to be normal.

Supposed to.

It all started with a portal in the middle of Times Square.

"What is it this time"

"Portal"

"Of course" Sam and Tony sat overlooking the portal, glowing brightly in the center of the square, sending people screaming. Of. Course.

"What Evil Villain of the Week is it this time"

"Not sure, Capsicle" Steve scowled.

"Don't call me that"

"You didn't complain before"

"Well now I am"

"Guess we should get down there"

About 15 minutes. It took 15 minutes to get to Times Square. By that time, the portal had closed, but a crackling blue energy shield kept them from going any farther. Tony glared at the shield. Then he looked past it. It appeared to be a group of-

"Teenagers?" Yup. Teenagers. One with hands covered in a black aura with faint stars. The other three were on the ground, unconcious in a heap. A small fox stood by the girl with black hands, puffed up. The girl was screaming something, something in a different language. Definitely not an Earthen language. Definitely not. Couldn't be. The girl herself was tall, lanky, blonde hair. Her eyes..ok that was very creepy. One of her eyes was a brilliant silver, glowing and bright. The other was the exact opposite, so dark purple that it was almost black. Tony was brought back by the wierd sounding language.

Scratha! Dovinka dovinka! Frensa xania pirada!

Tony turned to Thor

"Hey Thor, can you tell what she's saying?"

"She is saying, Man of Iron, 'Back! Leave leave! Leave us alone!' "

"What language is it" Thor turned to Tony

"A language I never thought I would hear again. Starlanguage. The language of the stars"

"Woah. Hold up. That girl is a star? As in, the stars in the sky?"

"Obviously Legolas. Thor, can you calm her down?"

"I can try, Man of Iron" Thor cautiously approached the barrier, speaking calmly in the same language as the girl. The girl froze, before she brightened. As in, literally brightened holy shit. Strange patterns spiraled up and down her body, and she was literally glowing.

"She said that she will speak in Midgardian. And lower her shield" The barrier lowered, allowing them a clear look of the girl and the pile of unconcious teens behind her.

"I understand that you are called the 'Avengers'" The star said, eyeing them warily.

"Yup"

"Well then. I am Stardust, Guardian of Asterix, Princess of the Realm, and leader of the Elites, the greatest team in the US. Or, our US" The star, Stardust, cautiously approached, the fox trailing her.

"This is my little brother, Alois. And my friends over there are Bolt, Titan, and Fang." Tony looked past Stardust, only to get slapped in the face by something.

Holy hell that was a wing.

Yup. Things just got wierd.

(Hello my lovelies! This is the new story that the Box has had for a while. Just for clarification, none of this belongs to me besides Stardust, Fang, Bolt, Titan, and Alois. These characters are from my story I hope to publish one day! So yup. Disclaimer for the rest of the story: The Avengers belong to Marvel, not me. If it belonged to me, Stucky would be completely cannon

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