What if Aradia had written Equius an apology letter before she blew up? I think it might have gone a bit like this.
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Okay, listen.
Hey, no. Don't throw this away. You might break the dross coffer.
I just want to apologize. For everything. I mean, I know I haven't been the nicest person for the past...I don't know, week or so? I don't know what's been wrong.
Well, no, I know what's been wrong.
Basically everything.
The whole thing with Sollux, just messed me up, you know? I really cared about him. And even though I came back, he moved on. He didn't care. He just...moved on. Without me.
And I'm sorry, for smashing the heart you gave me. I know you worked really hard on it, and I was just reacting so harshly.
I'm so so sorry, for blowing up on you. It had to be done, I guess.
I don't know how I can make this up to you, but please, don't hate me. Just, don't hate me.
I don't know what I would do if you hated me.
But understand this, I really am just so sorry for all that I have done. Really truly sorry.
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And now for an apology of my own,
MICHAEL FINN ROACH IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I AM THE BIGGEST SHIT IN THE WORLD AND YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE ME.
I LOVE YOU, AND YOU KNOW THAT NOW COME BACK AND TALK TO ME PLEASE.
Sorry this is stupid.