Lindsey: Something is living in the door-post....

Lindsey: It so cool...it's creepy.

O O

Disclaimer: [Beaks into song & dance] I - don't - own-nnn- Static - Shock, or - any-other Fairy-Tale-I-don't-even-own - my - belly - button - LINT!

O O

Lindsey is sitting there innocently reading a random book, too innocently. The T.V. plays Static Shock, lighting sounds in the distance.

Lindsey: [looks at the tv then at the window] Static Shock, light'n storm.....what a ka-wink-a-dink!

Lighting comes through the window, ricochets off the TV and hits the book!

Lindsey: Ah knew Ah should have shut that window.

All the little characters in the book switch roles with the TV characters. Lindsey watches the TV, as what looks like Pippe Longstocking throwing fire balls at Little Red Riding Hood who's shooting lighting. Go figure.

Lindsey: Go figure....

Saga/narrater: I just said that. Meow.

Lindsey: Oooookay.... O o

Lindsey looks at her book that has finished smolderling. Opening it, there's a page with a picture of She-bang wearing a familiar red coak. And Shiv & Ferret at a infamous tea party.

Lindsey: This is going to be interesting.

To Be Continued......