*holds up disclaimer*

As you and your boyfriend Matt stood on the side of the building for your never ending search of Jam, you had to wonder why you were out this late. Sure it was fun, but why had you gotten the sudden urge for jam?!?!

Though you snickered when you looked besides you. Matt was decked out as James Bond whilst Mello was one of the teenage ninja mutant turtles; the red one Raphael was it? You didn't know but you snickered at the thought.

So as you hung on the side of the building you gave the signal to go before jumping off and pulling your parachute open….which wouldn't work for you. Oh crap, you were too young to die! You hadn't even accomplished your mission yet!

Luckily for you Matt noticed and caught your awesome ninja butt from what seemed like a horribly, painful death. Unfortunately for Mello the ninja turtle got caught in his parachute, and he was a suppose to be a smooth mafia leader.

"Damn ropes!" screeched an already livid ninja turtle who was currently tangled up even more!!! You'll never figure out how it happened but you didn't exactly care right now. For you just landed on your target's house. Smirking you fell out of Matt's hold and on the roof with a soft, smooth thump.

Well hot damn, you were a splendid ninja! Looking up towards Matt you saw he was descending onto the roof and landed with a roll, slide before standing all the while having his awesome James Bonds theme play. Mello on the other hand landed onto the roof with a loud thud! He then proceed to curse rather loudly.

Afraid he'd wake up your target you and Matt both covered Mello's loud mouth. Really he did resemble Raphael. Slowly sneaking into B's house you looked through the cabinets for some of the amazing jam he hid away for the world and you.

Squealing when you found it Mello bonked you on the head and growled "Shut the fuck up! We don't want to wake up that freak!" Nodding you and feeling rather happy you accomplished your mission the three of you proceed to sneak out of B's house. Until the lights came on.

All three of you froze simultaneously before slowly looking back to see a livid B. -For he saw that you kidnap- I mean had his jam.- Glaring at three of you Matt was the first to speak.

"Oh fuuu-!"

"IT'S THE END OF MY WONDERFUL LIFE! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TRY THE JAM!!!!"

"I knew we shouldn't have fucking come."

"You're all dead once I get my hands on you."

Squeaking in surprise you grabbed Matt's hand and dashed outside jumping onto a helicopter that appeared out of no where. Groaning Mello followed until he realized the helicopter was leaving without him.

Realizing that the two of you left the poor ninja turtle alone to suffer the wrath of B, you oh so kindly lowered a ladder from 15 feet above the roof. Sighing Mello made a jump catching the rope just in time. Grinning Matt recalled something he remember from long ago.

"Good thing you took those gymnastic classes."

Then out of no where Matt pulled you in for a kiss, because James Bond always gets the girl in the end.

As the three of you flew home you smiled at the amazing jar of jam while you were safely held in the arms of Matt, you had to snicker softly when you thought about the next adventure you'd force them to do with you.

A/N: Darn Mello's language! Made me up the rating! based off a dream xD

aww~ I need to stop picking on Mello.! ;~; poor blonde has to always wear something ridiculous. Oh well. *shrugs*