Survivor Guatemala Episode 1
Nighteye: We are here in the jungles of Guatamala where 20 charecters from Video Games are here for the experience of a life time and for 1 million dollars. We have four teams of five waiting at an ancient ruin. We have the Borderlands Tribe.
*The Borderlands Tribe is standing in a clearing*
Nighteye: They consist of…Scooter a 28 year old mechanic.
*Scooter is seen looking around and grinning*
Scooter's Confession: Because of my accent people don think I am very smart. I reckon I am smart. I guess my IQ is around 500. I build cars and sell em. Well not sell em because dem bandit always steal em.
Nighteye: Patricia a 30 year old archeologist. Dr Zed a 41 year old doctor. *Dr Zed is wearing a lab coat and doctor's mask* Shank a 23 year old convict. Finally Marcus a 52 year old merchant. *Marcus is overweight*
Nighteye: Next tribe is the Pokémon tribe consisting of…Mighteyna. Geo a 44 year old hiker.
Geo's Confession: In truth Geo is an alibi. My real name is Giovanni. Former Team Rocket leader. I know if they knew who I am I will get my ass voted out quicker than a grunt stealing an innocent little girl's Pokémon.
Nighteye: Professor Oak. A 61 year old Pokémon researcher. *Professor Oak is seen wearing a lab coat*, Misty an 18 year old Gym Leader and Magikarp. The third tribe is Fallout Tribe consisting of Flak a 34 year old Gun Store Owner. Dr Lesko a 28 year old scientist.
Dr Lesko's Confession: A new unradiated environment is the perfect place to experiment with social interaction. I am loner so I do not know much about social interactions.
Nighteye: Raul a ghoul technician. Maglir a 32 year old bosmer fighters…I mean backwoods company employee. Finally J'Skar a 24 year old Khajiit mage. Finally we have the Other's tribe consisting of Homer from The Simpsons, Zergling from Starcraft, Riddick from Chronicles of Riddick Escape from Butcher Bay…
Riddick's Confession: People see me as a mindless convict and a killer. I am much more than that. You do not survive very long without brains. That is why I am going to love this game.
Nighteye: Dr Breen from Half-Life 2, and Ellis from Dead Rising 2. One of these contestants will win a million dollars and survive the elements. 20 contestants, 39 days, 1 survivor.
*Nighteye comes out to greet the 20 contestants*
Nighteye: Hello Survivors. I see that you are all ready to begin.
Flak: Ready to kick ass Nighteye!
Nighteye: Glad to have enthusiasm here. Well you all are going to jump into your first challenge. There is a camp with supplies 10 kilometers from here. You are going to race to that camp. First team to make it gets the best supplies and the camp. Next team to arrive gets the second best supplies and we go from their. Let me tell you. You do not want to be last in this challenge.
Misty: Let me guess Tribal Council.
Nighteye: No, last place will wish they were at tribal. All you have is a map, compass, and a canteen for this challenge. Also it starts now.
*All the team open up their maps and race out into the jungle.*
Borderlands Tribe Day 1
*The Tribe races out but slows down to check the map*
Patricia: I know how to read maps so hand it to me.
Shank: Whatever. Just do not get us lost.
Scooter: Don you go smart mouthing the purdy lady.
Shank: I am just concerned for my well being.
Patricia's Confession: Being a female can be an advantage here. With so few females in this game I can be free to flirt but right now I need to be hard to get.
Dr Zed: So which way are we going?
Patricia: North West. Simple. I just need this compass to stop arguing with me.
Dr Zed: Don't let it fight you. Show it who is boss.
Marcus: I sell better compasses than those. They are unreliable.
Marcus's Confession: This is my vacation spot right here away from Pandora. In Pandora *beep* hits the fan no matter where you go. Plus I get money just for playing. That is the best way to make money. Haha!
*the tribe kept going but Marcus was slowing them down*
Shank: Hurry up.
Marcus: I am trying. Do not rush me.
Shank's Confession: I swear Marcus will be the one who makes us lose. Four of us managed to stay fit throughout the years and Marcus looks like a blimp. He should have lost like 20 pounds after he signed up.
Marcus: Just give me 5 minutes.
Shank: Hurry up.
Pokémon Tribe Day 1
Geo: Umm so we go umm north…I think
Misty: I thought you were a hiker.
Geo: I go by the directions by the stars.
Oak: I thought that was sailors.
Geo: Hikers do it to. I use to live in the mountains where the magnets interfered with te compasses so that is why I do not use them.
Misty: Makes sense.
Magikarp: Karp!
Mightyena's Confession: I am beginning to get suspicious of Geo. What kind of hiker does not know how to use a compass? Someone who is not a hiker. I can tell he is hiding something but for now I am keeping my mouth shut.
*Misty is holding Magickarp*
Misty: So can anyone tell me why we have two Pokémon on our tribe? I don't think they know how to speak.
Oak: Maybe it is for a study.
Oak's Confession: Very interesting. We have two Pokémon. A Magikarp and a Mightyena. None of us have seen the show so I do not know how Pokémon do here but I know the first two boots are the Pokémon since I kind of want the smartest to make it to the end.
Geo: Okay umm left? Umm no right…
Misty: We are probably in last place.
Geo: I know what I am doing. I am trying to get my bearings.
Geo's Confession: I've should have made myself someone who's profession does not affect their time in this game. Not my best idea.
Oak: We should pick a direction because it will get dark soon.
Fallout Tribe Day 1
Flak: This way guys.
Maglir: I want to use the compass.
Flak: I have more experience.
Raul: Flak is doing a good job. You can have it tomorrow.
Maglir: Fine.
Flak: Just keep up and we will get there.
Raul's Confession: We are making good time. So far none of us needed a break and I think we have a good tribe. I mean we have Flak who is a pretty good leader so far. We have Lesko who is kind of nerdy and the weakest but he is very smart. We have Maglir who is whiney but seems strong and J'Skar the cat guy who I do not know much about but it looks like he can hold his own.
Lesko: So umm cat creature. What do they call you?
J'Skar: J'Skar I am a Khajiit and a mage.
Lesko: Ohhh.
J'Skar: Yes I can make fire well.
Flak: I like him already.
J'Skar's Confession: I am a mage and I will keep it to no secret but I also have one other advantage. I can turn invisible so if we ever lose a challenge I can sneak around and hear others. Hehe.
Flak: I think we should make a fire when the sun goes down and try to move as much as possible.
Raul: Good idea.
Maglir: *under his breath* Kiss ass.
Raul: Huh?
Malir: I said kick ass that is a great idea.
Flak's Confession: I seem to be the leader of this tribe. I do not see myself as a leader but tribes without leaders fail so I will take the reign and try not to be voted out too soon.
Flak: Lets keep going.
J'Skar: Alright!
The Others Tribe
*The tribe was advancing slowly thanks to Homer and Dr Breen.*
Homer: Whew this is hard.
Dr Breen: I know.
Ellis: Come on guys we do not want to be last.
Riddick: If the rules would let me I would kill those two.
Ellis: That sounds a little extreme.
Riddick: It is but it will take out excess weight.
Zergling: I have a plan…I kind of involves me cutting down a path through the jungle but it would give others time to catch up with us.
Ellis: Hmm we could use you to take out some of the thicker stuff.
Zergling's Confession: I was created just a month ago by Kerrigan. She came here and failed twice so she made me to be the ultimate player and taught me tactics but I do not want to play the way she wants me to play. I do not want to make fake alliances and backstab everyone. I just want to play it my way.
Dr Breen: Can I have the compass.
Riddick: I thought I was the navigator.
Dr Breen: I am much more of a leader.
Homer: How so?
Dr Breen: Well I was a boss of a science facility and then I was the leader of a world and then afterwards I became the leader of a city.
Ellis: Kind of a downgrade.
Dr Breen: Not at all. The city was awarded to me for my great work as the leader. I thought of it as a retirement gift.
Dr Breen's Confession: In truth the science facility blew up, the world was over taken in a few hours, and city 17 which I led rebelled and was destroyed. But they do not need to know that.
Homer: Ohh how interesting. I've had many jobs before. Nuclear safety inspector, ice cream truck drive, used car salesman, mattress salesman, former boss of the nuclear plant, head of the nuclear plant in India, artist, so many good memories. Ohh I also went into space once.
Riddick: Why so many jobs?
Homer: Well I did get fired from most of them.
Riddick: Lets keep going. Right now me and Ellis are leading we have the most experience.
Ellis: Hell yeah!
Ellis's Confession: I do see Riddick as a potential ally here. Him and Zergling are the two strongest and I should keep close to them. Breen and Homer are kind of on the outs because they do not look strong.
Dr Breen: Fine…
*The sky gets dark as night falls among the tribes.*
Homer: Oh it's dark out. Now we have to stop.
Riddick: I can see in the dark.
Zergling: I can see as well. So just follow our voices.
Ellis: Great!
Riddick's Confession: People always ask me how do I get eyes like mine. I reply you got to kill a lot of people and then get sent to a prison where you will never see the light or day. Then you find a doctor that can do the operation.
Homer: Can I ride Zergling?
Zergling: No.
Homer: Please!
Zergling: *sighs* Fine.
Homer: Woohoo!
*Homer jumps on Zergling's back as Zergling walks through the jungle making sure that Homer hits his head on low branches*
Homer: Doh!
Zergling: Your risk.
*Homer hits another branch*
Homer: Doh!
Fallout Tribe Night 1
*Flak is leading the tribe with a torch*
Flak: I think we may have this in the bag guys.
Maglir: I bet!
Raul: Other tribes however may have the same idea.
J'Skar: That's why we should not rest.
J'Skar's Confession: If there is one thing I hate to be is being in last place. We have so much on the line and even if we are exhausted we have to getting going. We can rest tomorrow night before immunity.
Borderland's Tribe Day 2
*The tribe is still going through the jungle.*
Dr Zed: How much farther?
Scooter: I reckon we maybe about half a way there…give or take 5 kilometers.
Shank: We are half way there in this 10 kilo hike. Now pick it up. I have a feeling we maybe in last.
Dr Zed's Confession: We decided to sleep for the night. We could not see anything but it maybe worth it since we are more energetic now.
Patricia: I wonder what place we are in?
Shank: Last.
Patricia: That seems a little pessimistic.
Shank: We should not be sleeping.
Shank's Confession: This tribe needs to get their act together. We want to sleep….we want to rest. I do not want to have the *beep*y camp here.
Pokémon Tribe Day 2
Oak: Okay…I think we are lost.
Geo: Umm no we are not.
Misty: Well you definitely screwed us up with the stars.
Geo: Hey they are different than in our world. At least I am trying.
Mightyena's Confession: I must have the worst tribe in the world here. We went like 2 kilometers in 12 hours. Someone needs to lead this tribe now or else we will never make it to camp.
Mightyena: Okay listen you…
Oak: Holy cow! A talking Pokémon!
Misty: Whoa!
Geo: What the *beep*
Magikarp: It can talk!
Oak: You can talk to!
Magikarp: I can?
Geo: What the *beep* is going on.
Misty: I am so confused.
Mightyena: Can I just offer…
Oak: I wonder what makes them talk? Maybe it's this new world?
Mightyena: I am trying to…
Geo: Maybe they can talk all along.
Mightyena: Can I have a…
Misty: Still confused.
Oak's Confession: A Pokémon that can talk! This changes everything we know about Pokémon. I need to ask it questions like how they breed and how they live. This will be great for science!
Mightyena: I give up. Just keep getting us lost.
Magikarp: Okay!
Fallout Tribe Day 2
Raul: We are definitely getting close.
Flak: I estimate about half a kilometer.
Other's Tribe Day 2
Dr Breen: Is that another tribe.
Riddick: We have run! Move!
Fallout Tribe and Other's Tribe Day 2
Maglir: It's another tribe guys!
Flak: Run guys! We are faster than them.
*Both tribes started to race.*
Maglir's Confession: I am not sure where that tribe came from but they were on us fast. Kind of surprising considering that some old guy and a fat person is on their tribe.
Riddick: Move move!
Homer: To much work!
Riddick: You can rest when you are dead!
Flak: Do not stop men!
Lesko: I am going as fast as I can. I am not as fit as you.
Homer's Confession: There is no way I could run for half a kilometer but then Ellis told me that there is a Krusty Burger….mmmm krusty burger. *drools*
Ellis: Smell the burgers Homer.
Homer: Must…eat…Krusty burgers!
Lesko; Oh wow look at that…
*Raul grabs Lesko*
Raul: Do not slow us down.
Lesko's Confession: Suddenly I felt like a weak link…well I am but now I feel like a liability. I need to stop looking at interesting things…ohhh a flying bug.
Riddick: Come on men!
Zergling: *grabs Breen and Homer and throws them on his back* There now no one will slow us down.
Breen's Confession: I felt a little offended being tossed on something's back. I mean I am a doctor not some kind of primitive cowboy.
*Nighteye is waiting at the finish*
Nighteye: It looks to be neck and neck…the winner is…
*Fallout Tribe dives across the finish line a few second before Other's tribe*
Nighteye: Fallout Tribe wins the camp!
Flak: Yes!
Raul: Yeah!
J'Skar: Haha!
Nighteye: You guys get the camp, along with supplies to build a fantastic shelter and more importantly fire. The camp you won will have a well nearby and the best lake.
Flak's Confession: Winning this challenge is like life and death to us. We have this camp until the merge and it will serve as a great advantage to us for a few weeks until the merge.
Nighteye: Other's Tribe…do not be angry at yourself. It was a close race and you won the second best camp plus a tarp and tools for your shelter. Plus fire. You can take the canoe to your camp.
Elli's Confession: Losing sucks and a couple of us are mad… but do you know what. We will get over it. We have the second best camp and not the worse. That is what counts right now.
Fallout Tribe Day 2
*The tribe is sitting around resting*
Flak: I know that we need some rest but we need some fire to boil water and a shelter.
Maglir: Can't it wait?
Flak: We can rest after we have fire because right now we had nothing to eat and no water.
J'Skar: Just gather some wood and I can make fire.
Maglir: Why can't you do it?
J'Skar: It takes a lot of energy.
Maglir: No it does not.
J'Skar: I am hungry and you do not know magic.
J'Skar's Confession: A hungry mage is not good. It is hard to concentrate and it is hard to cast spells. I had no sleep and Maglir refuses to gather some sticks. That's all it would take. When we were arguing the others gathered the wood.
*J'Skar starts the fire*
Flak: Lets get some water boiling and later let's start on the shelter.
Maglir: I need to rest though.
Maglir's Confession: We've walked for a day without rest and now you want me to work. I am going to die before day three here.
*Maglir watches the water as the tribe starts building the shelter. Lesko goes off to find more wood*
Raul: Hey you got any magic to build a shelter?
J'Skar: If I did I would have done it by now.
Raul: Hmm would you two… *he points to Flak* Like to be in an alliance?
Flak: Sure.
J'Skar: I would love to be in one.
Raul: Great.
Raul's Confession: I wanted to be in an alliance early in this game. Flak is strong and a good guy and J'Skar already proven himself valuable. Maglir is kind of lazy and argumentive and Lesko is pretty weak so I need two strong allies.
Raul: Maglir first. Lesko next but hopefully it will not come to that.
Other's Tribe Day 2
*The tribe landed at camp Riddick was a little angry*
Riddick: Damn it! We were so close!
Zergling: Disappointing but it could be worse.
Riddick: I know but it still pisses me off.
Ellis: Well at least we did not get last.
Riddick: Where I came from. It's either first or die.
Zergling: Same with my species.
Ellis: Hell us three have something in common here.
Riddick: Why don't us three become allies and kick ass.
Zergling: There will be a tribal switch.
Ellis: Why don't we make a patch to stick together in the merge.
Riddick: Good idea.
Zergling: I agree.
Zergling's Confession: I think I am doing pretty good so far. I mean Kerrigan told me to make multiple alliances but I am sticking with one until it starts to sink but so far we have the majority.
*The tribe starts to work on a shelter as Ellis created the fire*
Ellis: This is easy.
Breen: So I guess I am the leader here.
Ellis: Umm I think Riddick is more qualified.
Breen: No I am a natural born leader.
Riddick: *He walks over* Maybe a contest?
Breen: What contest?
Riddick: Fight to the death.
Breen: Hell no.
Riddick's Confession: Breen I know is trouble. He's old and old people do not fight very well but he is also smart. A bad combination if he gets to the merge. I know once the merge hits I will be a target. Right now the strong dominates but soon the weak will be in control.
Ellis: We need some more supports.
Homer: I am on it.
*Homer trips*
Homer: Doh!
Ellis: Man you are hilarious.
Homer: Oh please I am not funny.
Ellis: You remind me of some classic cartoon character.
Ellis's Confession: Homer is an interesting character. He's the stereotypical clumsy goof ball. He does not look strong or fit but he's great to have around.
Ellis: So what was your dream job?
Homer: A rock star. I even have some songs.
Ellis: Umm maybe another time we need to get on the shelter.
Homer: Okay.
Borderlands Tribe Day 2
Nighteye: Congratulations Borderlands you are team number three.
Scooter: Alright we are on amazing race now!
Nighteye: You get a tarp and flint for your tribe.
Shank: Well at least we are not last.
Marcus: Ha! It's probably the tribe with the fish who is last. Haha.
Dr Zed's Confession: I am okay with third. I just did not want to be last. Besides we have a doctor here…well I do not have a med school degree but that's for the court to decide.
Nighteye: With any luck you can make it to camp before dark. Good luck.
Borderlands Tribe Night 2
*The tribe made it to camp and started working on the fire*
Shank: Come on your stupid things.
Marcus: You are going a little too hard on it.
*Marcus takes the flint and starts the fire*
Marcus: See?
Marcus's Confession: I may not be the most fit person but I an definitely smart here. I know how to make a fire. Haha!
Scooter: So I guessin we be makin the shelter.
Patricia: So lets cut some wood. I just need a rock.
Scooter: Why not the machete?
Patricia: Oh we are not on speaking terms.
Patricia's Confession: I am still waiting for the machete to apologize to me…it knows what it said.
Dr Zed: It is getting dark out. We may have to wait until tomorrow.
Scooter: You are right. Let's put the machete back where it lives.
Patricia: And they call me crazy.
Scooter's Confession: The only girl I knew was me mamma but right now I can tell that little purdy lady is a little bit on the crazy side. I gotta watch her because if she is anything like ma mamma she will try to kill men in their sleep.
Pokémon Tribe Night 2
Nighteye: Welcome Pokémon Tribe, Unfortunately you are the last place team. You have the worst camp and only have a pot and a machete.
Misty: Aww.
Geo: Dammit!
Nighteye: I will see you guys tomorrow for the challenge head out to camp you only have a machete and a pot.
Magikarp's Confession: Wow a pot and a machete we can do a lot with that stuff like cut things…and chop things…and place things in the pot and not cook any fish…yes no fish here.
Pokémon Tribe Day 3
*The tribe awoke from sleeping on the ground*
Geo: What a lousy night.
Misty: I know. Someone kept snoring.
Oak: Well lets go for some wood you two.
Mightyena: What about me and the fish?
Oak: Try to find a good place for the shelter.
Mightyena: So many good places *Mightyena rolls her eyes*
Mightyena's Confession: I am no fool they are looking to gang up on me and the fish. Yet I will find some way around them and take them down. Mark my words I will take the three humans down.
*Oak goes out with Misty and Geo*
Oak: I kind of want the more intelligent ones on my side and seeing how you two are humans we can make a great alliance.
Misty: I am with you.
Geo: Me too.
Oak's Confession: They are not the smartest in the game but they are better than the other two. It is well known that Pokémon are not as smart as humans or else we would be the ones fighting.
*The three came back with the wood*
Misty: You found a place Pooch?
Mightyena: The name is Mightyena and yes. Over by that tree.
Misty: Hmm I like it closer by the water.
Mightyena: Gators.
Misty: Gators?
Mightyena: Gators live by the water.
Misty: Well we do not have to walk as far to the water.
Mightyena: Well I am sleeping over by this tree.
Misty's Confession: Silly Pokémon, she should really leave the camp life to us.
Magikarp: We might be in trouble.
Mightyena: No duh.
Immunity Day 3
Nighteye: Welcome to immunity. I hope you all slept well because this challenge is a tradition for the first challenge. You will be pitting against each other 1 person from each tribe on the platform. You objective to be the last one standing…winners get immunity and loser goes to tribal council. The first three teams to three points wins. Lets get started. First round we have Dr Zed, Oak, Flak, and Riddick….go!
*Flak and Riddick immediately goes after Zed and Oak shoving them off then they go after each other but Riddick proved to be the stronger of the two and Flak goes down*
Nighteye: Other's score the first point! Next four is Shank, Mightyena, Lesko, and Breen.
Shank: Alright this will be easy!
Nighteye: GO!
*Mightyena chases Lesko off the ledge*
Lesko: Ow my face!
*As Shank easily shoves Breen off*
Breen: My new suit!
Shank: Old people should not play this game!
*Mightyena jumps on Shank but Shank throws her off*
Nighteye: Borderlands tribe wins a point!
Mightyena: Damn!
Shank: You have guts. I have to give you that. Here that old man and nerdy. A dog is better than you two!
Mightyena: I am not sure weather to be offended or happy about that comment.
Nighteye: Next four is Scooter, Geo, Maglir, and Zergling…go!
*All four collide in the center as Zergling easily pushes the other three off*
Nighteye: Other's score their second point!
Zergling: It pays to have four legs.
Scooter: Them Skag be a little strong than I thought.
Geo: Idiot it's a Zergling.
Scooter: Damn so that's what you Pokémon fellowers call em.
Nighteye: Next up is Marcus, Magikarp, Raul, and Ellis…go!
*Ellis and Raul go at it*
Ellis: Bring it on Zombie breath.
Raul: You smooth skin will not take me!
Marcus: Hey fish. 50 on the undead dude.
Magikarp: 50 on the stinky one.
Marcus: Haha I like you fish.
*Ellis manages to shove Raul off then shoves Marcus off with ease.*
Magikarp: I will use splash…
*Magikarp uses splash…it has no effect.*
Ellis:…
*Ellis shoves Magikarp off with his foot*
Nighteye: Others win immunity!
Riddick: YEAH!
Homer: Woohoo!
Ellis's Confession: Me, Riddick, and Zergling kicked ass man. I mean we set the standard high. If we had Coach and Rochelle on our team we would be unstoppable.
Nighteye: Next three up is Patricia, Misty, and J'Skar…go!
*J'Skar goes invisible and shoves both women off*
Nighteye: Fallout scores a point! Next three are Zed, Misty, and Raul…go!
*Raul easily takes down Misty and Zed*
Nighteye: Fallout Tribe scores their second point! Next three are Scooter, Mightyena, and Maglir…go!
*Scooter and Maglir starts to push each other while Mightyena takes both off the platform*
Nighteye: Pokémon Tribe scores a point!
Mightyena: Yeah!
Nighteye: Next three are Marcus, Oak, and Lesko…go!
*Marcus chest bumps Oak off*
Oak: Whoa!
lesko: Ah don't hurt me!
*Lesko jumps off*
Nighteye: Borderlands scores their second point! Next up are Shank, Magikarp, and J'Skar…go!
*J'Skar was about to go invisible but Shank take him out of the ring then Shank punt Magikarp out of the area*
Shank: It's good!
Nighteye: Borderlands wins immunity!
Shank: YEAH!
Nighteye: Last two up is Flak and Geo…go!
*Flak easily shoves Geo off*
Nighteye: Fallout wins immunity! I am sorry Pokémon Tribe but I will see you at Tribal Council. Head back to camp.
Mightyena's Confession: This sucks! I was the only one to do well in that competition and I am an outsider. If I could mutiny I would do it in a heartbeat right now.
Pokémon Tribe Day 3
*Oak, Misty, and Geo were talking out in the jungle*
Geo: It has to be Magikarp tonight. No question.
Oak: Of course then Mightyena next?
Geo: Exactly.
Oak's Confession: Magikarp is the best choice right now. He is the weakest. Mightyena is strong but she is not as smart as the three of us.
*Mightyena is by Magikarp*
Mightyena: We are definitely in trouble.
Magikarp: I know. Who do we vote for?
Mightyena: I do not trust Geo, Misty treats me the worst, and Oak made that alliance.
Magikarp: Maybe we should vote for who we do not like the most.
Mightyena: Yeah…I know.
Magikarp's Confession: I do not know who to vote for. Mightyena does not like them but I like them. So hard.
*The tribe starts to pack*
Misty: I do not know why I should pack. I mean I am not going home.
Geo: He could have the Hidden Immunity Idol.
Misty+Geo: Nah.
Misty: Lets unpack.
Geo's Confession: I am very satisfied that I have integrated myself with the tribe. So I am safe for at least 2 tribal councils now.
Tribal Council #1
Nighteye: Welcome Pokémon Tribe. Grab a torch and let's get started. So I wanted to know why it took you over 24 hours to make it to the finish line?
Mightyena: Well Hiker Geo over there did not know how to use a compass or navigate the stars.
Nighteye: Geo I thought you were a hiker.
Geo: Well I am I just…umm never…
Mightyena: He's a fraud.
Misty: He is not. That is absurd.
Mightyena: Oh please you never listen to me at all.
Nighteye: Mightyena you seem to have some hatred towards some others in your tribe.
Mightyena: Oh yeah I do. Geo is a fraud, Misty never listens to me and treat me like I am inferior and Oak created an alliance that discriminates against me and Magikarp!
Geo: Hey listen don't…
Mightyena: Do you know what Geo goes with? Giovanni! Leader of Team Rocket because unlike you morons I know that this game brings in well known characters not some third rate fight once no personality losers. You are Giovanni and I know it!
Geo: That is a lie!
Mightyena: It is not! You three may think I am dumb but I watched this game and studied it. I also know that I am the strongest!
Nighteye: Wow…I am speechless. Magikarp what is your opinion on this?
Magikarp: I really do not know what is going on. I was thinking about the water.
Nighteye: Oak, you lost two challenges in a row…what can you do to fix it?
Oak: Keep the smartest.
Mightyena: HA! If you guys listened to me we would have made it before dark but instead you guys all went. Oh my god it's a talking Pokémon!
Oak: It is a well known…
Mightyena: No more facts. No more of your bull*beep*! I hope there is a switch soon because I want to be as far away from you guys as possible. I want to see you guys crash and burn. So far it's going well and I do not need to do anything.
Nighteye: Umm I guess it is time to vote. Geo you are up first.
*Geo votes*
*Oak votes*
*Misty votes*
*Mightyena votes*
Giovanni
Mightyena: I know it is you and you will fall. I promise you that.
*Magikarp votes*
Oak
Magikarp: Umm just easier to write I think.
Nighteye: I'll read the votes. *Nighteye gets the urn* First vote…
Giovanni
Oak
Magikarp
Magikarp
First person voted out of survivor…
Magicarp
*Oak brings Magikarp up with the torch*
Nighteye: Magikarp the tribe has spoken. *Magikarp's torch gets snuffed*
Magikarp: Time for me to go. Good luck Mightyena you maybe bitter but you were a good friend.
Mightyena: Good luck to you too. You maybe dumb but you never treated me like an idiot.
*Magikarp flops away*
Nighteye: A lot has been said and I hope you guys can come back to win the next one. Head back to camp.
Magikarp's Final Words: It was a fun run for 3 days and I knew I was a goner. I wish I evolved but no matter.
Next time on Survivor…Mightyena goes on a warpath against Giovanni. Scooter develops some odd behavior in building a shelter car. Flak's past comes out and could
cause some drama with J'Skar. Breen starts a hunt for the idol and tries to enlist Homer.
Author's notes- Ultimate Game Survivor is back. Long story short I had less time to write and SSBS is on hold for a little while mainly because I spent so much time planning this series. I am hoping it will be the best one yet.