The scene opens like this...
Seph is on the search for some worthy recruits for his new band: The All
Mighty Enchiladas (please don't ask where he got this name...) Anyways...
He is in search of new recruits....
Chapter One:
Positions to Be filled,
Kimuri to Agitate.
Seph: sitting at a judging table with a long and disappointing list of numerous Bishounen with a dull and unimpressed look on his face as Kimuri steps up...again
Kimuri: smiles stupidly
Seph: sighs(dully) Oh yay... look... Kimuri is back for another round of humiliation... claps dully clap. clap.
Kimuri: So... Humiliation is my friend...
Seph:(dully) Ok... so what are you gonna break- I mean play this time idiot...?
Kimuri: Hey...! I'm not an idiot...I'm... just not that smart... that's all..
Seph: sighs and places cheek in hand and picks up pencil to begin another round of judging Whatever... just tell me what position you're trying out for this time...
Kimuri: stupid grin Lead vocals...!
Seph: spits out the water he had just taken a sip from and sprays it all over Kimuri WHat?!
Kimuri: blinks Lead. Vo. Cals...
Seph: blink. blink. Just one moment...! dives under the table and grabs a pair of black earmuffs with big platinum "S"s over the ears puts the earmuffs on OK... begin...
Kimuri: clears throat Me-me-me-me!!!
Seph: thinking Oh god...even with the earmuffs I can hear the idiot...
Kimuri: starts singing his version of "I love the Mountains" I hate the mountains, I hate the rolling hills, I burn the flowers, I destroy the daffodils, I blow up the fireside, even when the lights are low... Ka-BOOM de-ada Ka-BOOM de-ada...
Seph: eye twitches insanely as Kimuri sings the song managing to hit all the notes incredibly off key
Kimuri: breathes in deep to start the next verse
Seph: jumps up on the table yanking off the earmuffs and pulling his hair THANK YOU KIMURI THATS ENOUGH!!!!
Kimuri: But... I was just getting to the good par-
Seph: NO! ENOUGH! JUST... er... GO!
Kimuri: hangs head and slinks away but just before he exits through the door snaps his head towards Seph I'll be back...I warn you... I'll be back...
Seph: Whatever... NEXT!
Kimuri: But-
Seph: NEXT!
Kimuri: grumble grumble
Kenshin: walks in past the extremely agitated Kimuri looks to Seph What's wrong with Mr. Kimuri?
Seph: sits back down in his seat and shakes head I don't know... It could be just pure stupidity... Could just be he was born with no talent... Probably both...
Kenshin: looks over back towards where Kimuri had just exited I agree that I do...
Seph: snaps back into his own little judging world as a strange image pops into his mind: A little chibi-fied Seph, wearing a judge's gown and a huge white wig, sitting at a high pedestal with a gravel in hand sending Kimuri to a life sentence of shoveling Chocobo crap...yea
Kenshin: also gets a strange image: Sano and him beating each other over the head with electric guitars...yeah...
Seph: shakes thoughts from mind and looks down at Kenshin So... what position are you going for Kenny-boy...? realizes what he had just said and sighs Its been a long day...
Kenshin: shakes thoughts from his mind Kenny-boy...?
Seph: Yea...uhhh...yea...
Kenshin: Yea....
Seph: shakes stupid look off face Yea.. uhh.. so. What position Himura?
Kenshin: whips out a bass (guitar mind you... not the fish) from out of nowhere and pets it affectionately eyes big and sparklie Baaaaassssssssss...!
Seph: reels back in shock, pupils dilated, from Kenshin's weird action
Kenshin: clears throat Ahem... sorry...
Seph: sits back down uneasily Uhh... lemme see what you can do... gulp
Kenshin: starts playing the Bass insanely, getting each note perfect and putting on a very amusing show by jumping around, screaming, and headbanging like a maniac
Seph: his eyes now big and sparklie
Kenshin: finishes playing, hair completely messed up and out of breath panting So... how'd... I... do...?
Seph: eyes still big and sparklie You're...you're... YOU'RE PERFECT!!!!
Kenshin: creeped out by Seph I am...?
Seph: YES! THANK GOD! YES!!!
Kenshin: Oro...? O0x
Seph: throws the papers up in the air joyously
Kenshin: song "Its raining men" pops into head but the word "men" is replaced with "papers"
Seph: starts doing an Irish jig on the table
Kenshin: WHat the-?!
Seph: realizes what he is doing and stops abruptly in the middle of the jig looks at Kenshin This never happened...
Kenshin: That it didn't...
Seph: quietly gets off table and sits back in chair
Kenshin: inches back a couple of feet to put good distance between them
Seph: clears throat Ok... You're in...
Kenshin: sadistic grin turns towards the exit where Kimuri is waiting with dynamite, a few cannons, an AK-47, a couple of pistols, some cherry bombs, and a rocket launcher HA! In your pale purple-headed/haired face Kimuri! raspberry
Kimuri: Hey! That's mean!
Seph: No Kimuri... no its not...
Kimuri: But-
Kenshin: mocks Kimuri continuously
Kimuri: starts crying
Seph: Ok Kenshin... you can stop...
Kenshin: continues to mock Kimuri continuously
Seph: Kenshin... All right, stop
Kenshin: still mocking Kimuri
Seph: screaming at top of lungs KENSHIN! FRIGGIN' STOP RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW!
Kenshin: blink blink
Seph: ahem That's better.
Kenshin: nostrils flaring, wishing desperately to continue mocking Kimuri as the idiot did a stupid jig in front of him laughing at his inability to mock
Kimuri: points and laughs at Kenshin Ha-ha! You cant mock me! You cant mock me!
Kenshin: eyes starts twitching
Seph: reaches down and grabs his earmuffs again, puts them on, and sits with his hands folded on his desk, a stupid grin upon his face, happy not to hear Kimuri's annoying voice
Kimuri: Heh-heh... Everyone point and laugh...!
Kenshin: eye spazes out
Seph: sighs Go on Kenshin... I know you want to.
Kenshin: sadistic grin towards Seph, then jumps in front of Kimuri Ha! You stupid, purple-headed/haired freak, you're so stupid you failed an eye exam!
Kimuri: Bu-
Kenshin: You're so stupid, even a monkey could read a picture book better than you!
Kimuri: How'd-
Kenshin: You're so stupid, you make everything around you look like Albert Einstein!
Kimuri: Hey I-
Kenshin: You're so stupid, you can even spell your own friggen name!!!
Kimuri: attempting to spell name on piece of paper, only to have it crossed out over twenty times, each crossed out name managing to be misspelled, finally ending in a result of a sloppily written Bob in the middle of the page. Objection!
Kenshin: Do you even know what that word means Kimuri? DO ya...?! Do ya...?!
Kimuri: opens mouth to speak only to shut up quickly Maaaaayybeeeeee.....
Kenshin: whips out a dictionary from out of nowhere and flips to the o's Objection; noun... the act of objecting; adverse reason; fault found.
Kimuri: blinking in stupidity
Kenshin: sigh It means you disagree dumb-vith.
Kimuri: shakes off stupid expression I knew that!
Kenshin: Sure you did Kimuri... Sure you did...
Kimuri: I did!
Kenshin: Liar.
Kimuri: Yeah, well... You're bishoujen is Mobias!
Aud: somehow hears "Mobias" from miles away. starts crying
Kenshin: eye twitching again.
Seph: sees Kenshin's eye twitch. Oh great... Now you've done it Kimuri... You really ticked him off now.
Kimuri: No I didn't... All he's doing is twitching...!
Kenshin: Eyes go red, black steam hissing out of the corners, hair turns to fire, and begins to grow like a shadow, looming over Kimuri.
Kimuri: And what's more... He likes Static-X... What kind of idiot likes Static- X...? He really needs to listen to more Twisted Sister...!
Kenshin: goes completely ballistic, grabbing Kimuri's hair and whipping him across the room from it. DON'T...!!! YOU...!!! DARE...!!! DISS...!!! STATIC- FRIGGEN-X!!!!!!!!!!! throws Kimuri out the door
Seph: slides earmuffs off Wow, Himura... I'm impressed...!
Kenshin: chest heaving, hands clutched at side, ready to tear up the next person that dissed his favorite band. Do you have something to say about Static-X, Sephiroth? Do ya...?!
Seph: You bet I do... grabs a CD player and puts its volume up to max. presses play, blasting "Destroy All" screaming at the top of lungs over the deafening music ONLY THAT THEY ARE ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER NEXT TO MAN'O'WAR, MAIDEN, AND SAVATAGE!!!! does rock sign while head banging
Kenshin: does sign back while head banging insanely
Razzy: steps in Uhhh... May I ask what is going on here...?
Seph: turns music down some while Kenshin continues to head bang Oh... hey Raziel... what up...?
Razzy: Ummm... I came here for auditions for The All Mighty Enchiladas... is this the right place? looks at a small poster
Seph: pauses CD player Yup.
Kenshin: Heeeeyyyyyyy!!!!
Seph: rolls eyes Don't mind Kenshin... he's just obsessive.
Razzy: Hmmm... Mobias was pretty obsessive with his servitude towards the elder god...
Aud: hears the word "Mobias again as she was about to enter the building and check up on Kenshin, and turns, runs to the bathroom, and busts out into tears.
Razzy: hears Aud's cries Did you hear something?
Seph: sits down back down in his seat, placing the CD player underneath the table
Kenshin: dives under the table and starts poking at the CD player, trying to turn it back on, to no avail.
Seph: grabs a pencil and a scoring sheet Ok... What position are you trying out for Razzy...?
Razzy: I really feel a calling towards Lead Vocals.
Seph: tempted to grab his earmuffs again
Razzy: I mean... back in my old group: Chocolate Monkeys Throw Poo At Passers- By As Acid Rain Devours Us All-
Seph: You were in Chocolate Monkeys Throw Poo At Passers-By As Acid Rain Devours Us All...?! Say no more! You're already in!
Razzy: Sweet...!
Kenshin: finally manages to turn CD player on, turning the volume back up to full blast and starts head banging under the table, hitting his head numerous times and making the table jump
Seph: snaps down under the table and glares evilly at Kenshin
Kenshin: smiles stupidly and waves
Seph: shrugs and starts head banging again
Razzy: shrugs and starts head banging as well.
Chapter One:
Positions to Be filled,
Kimuri to Agitate.
Seph: sitting at a judging table with a long and disappointing list of numerous Bishounen with a dull and unimpressed look on his face as Kimuri steps up...again
Kimuri: smiles stupidly
Seph: sighs(dully) Oh yay... look... Kimuri is back for another round of humiliation... claps dully clap. clap.
Kimuri: So... Humiliation is my friend...
Seph:(dully) Ok... so what are you gonna break- I mean play this time idiot...?
Kimuri: Hey...! I'm not an idiot...I'm... just not that smart... that's all..
Seph: sighs and places cheek in hand and picks up pencil to begin another round of judging Whatever... just tell me what position you're trying out for this time...
Kimuri: stupid grin Lead vocals...!
Seph: spits out the water he had just taken a sip from and sprays it all over Kimuri WHat?!
Kimuri: blinks Lead. Vo. Cals...
Seph: blink. blink. Just one moment...! dives under the table and grabs a pair of black earmuffs with big platinum "S"s over the ears puts the earmuffs on OK... begin...
Kimuri: clears throat Me-me-me-me!!!
Seph: thinking Oh god...even with the earmuffs I can hear the idiot...
Kimuri: starts singing his version of "I love the Mountains" I hate the mountains, I hate the rolling hills, I burn the flowers, I destroy the daffodils, I blow up the fireside, even when the lights are low... Ka-BOOM de-ada Ka-BOOM de-ada...
Seph: eye twitches insanely as Kimuri sings the song managing to hit all the notes incredibly off key
Kimuri: breathes in deep to start the next verse
Seph: jumps up on the table yanking off the earmuffs and pulling his hair THANK YOU KIMURI THATS ENOUGH!!!!
Kimuri: But... I was just getting to the good par-
Seph: NO! ENOUGH! JUST... er... GO!
Kimuri: hangs head and slinks away but just before he exits through the door snaps his head towards Seph I'll be back...I warn you... I'll be back...
Seph: Whatever... NEXT!
Kimuri: But-
Seph: NEXT!
Kimuri: grumble grumble
Kenshin: walks in past the extremely agitated Kimuri looks to Seph What's wrong with Mr. Kimuri?
Seph: sits back down in his seat and shakes head I don't know... It could be just pure stupidity... Could just be he was born with no talent... Probably both...
Kenshin: looks over back towards where Kimuri had just exited I agree that I do...
Seph: snaps back into his own little judging world as a strange image pops into his mind: A little chibi-fied Seph, wearing a judge's gown and a huge white wig, sitting at a high pedestal with a gravel in hand sending Kimuri to a life sentence of shoveling Chocobo crap...yea
Kenshin: also gets a strange image: Sano and him beating each other over the head with electric guitars...yeah...
Seph: shakes thoughts from mind and looks down at Kenshin So... what position are you going for Kenny-boy...? realizes what he had just said and sighs Its been a long day...
Kenshin: shakes thoughts from his mind Kenny-boy...?
Seph: Yea...uhhh...yea...
Kenshin: Yea....
Seph: shakes stupid look off face Yea.. uhh.. so. What position Himura?
Kenshin: whips out a bass (guitar mind you... not the fish) from out of nowhere and pets it affectionately eyes big and sparklie Baaaaassssssssss...!
Seph: reels back in shock, pupils dilated, from Kenshin's weird action
Kenshin: clears throat Ahem... sorry...
Seph: sits back down uneasily Uhh... lemme see what you can do... gulp
Kenshin: starts playing the Bass insanely, getting each note perfect and putting on a very amusing show by jumping around, screaming, and headbanging like a maniac
Seph: his eyes now big and sparklie
Kenshin: finishes playing, hair completely messed up and out of breath panting So... how'd... I... do...?
Seph: eyes still big and sparklie You're...you're... YOU'RE PERFECT!!!!
Kenshin: creeped out by Seph I am...?
Seph: YES! THANK GOD! YES!!!
Kenshin: Oro...? O0x
Seph: throws the papers up in the air joyously
Kenshin: song "Its raining men" pops into head but the word "men" is replaced with "papers"
Seph: starts doing an Irish jig on the table
Kenshin: WHat the-?!
Seph: realizes what he is doing and stops abruptly in the middle of the jig looks at Kenshin This never happened...
Kenshin: That it didn't...
Seph: quietly gets off table and sits back in chair
Kenshin: inches back a couple of feet to put good distance between them
Seph: clears throat Ok... You're in...
Kenshin: sadistic grin turns towards the exit where Kimuri is waiting with dynamite, a few cannons, an AK-47, a couple of pistols, some cherry bombs, and a rocket launcher HA! In your pale purple-headed/haired face Kimuri! raspberry
Kimuri: Hey! That's mean!
Seph: No Kimuri... no its not...
Kimuri: But-
Kenshin: mocks Kimuri continuously
Kimuri: starts crying
Seph: Ok Kenshin... you can stop...
Kenshin: continues to mock Kimuri continuously
Seph: Kenshin... All right, stop
Kenshin: still mocking Kimuri
Seph: screaming at top of lungs KENSHIN! FRIGGIN' STOP RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW!
Kenshin: blink blink
Seph: ahem That's better.
Kenshin: nostrils flaring, wishing desperately to continue mocking Kimuri as the idiot did a stupid jig in front of him laughing at his inability to mock
Kimuri: points and laughs at Kenshin Ha-ha! You cant mock me! You cant mock me!
Kenshin: eyes starts twitching
Seph: reaches down and grabs his earmuffs again, puts them on, and sits with his hands folded on his desk, a stupid grin upon his face, happy not to hear Kimuri's annoying voice
Kimuri: Heh-heh... Everyone point and laugh...!
Kenshin: eye spazes out
Seph: sighs Go on Kenshin... I know you want to.
Kenshin: sadistic grin towards Seph, then jumps in front of Kimuri Ha! You stupid, purple-headed/haired freak, you're so stupid you failed an eye exam!
Kimuri: Bu-
Kenshin: You're so stupid, even a monkey could read a picture book better than you!
Kimuri: How'd-
Kenshin: You're so stupid, you make everything around you look like Albert Einstein!
Kimuri: Hey I-
Kenshin: You're so stupid, you can even spell your own friggen name!!!
Kimuri: attempting to spell name on piece of paper, only to have it crossed out over twenty times, each crossed out name managing to be misspelled, finally ending in a result of a sloppily written Bob in the middle of the page. Objection!
Kenshin: Do you even know what that word means Kimuri? DO ya...?! Do ya...?!
Kimuri: opens mouth to speak only to shut up quickly Maaaaayybeeeeee.....
Kenshin: whips out a dictionary from out of nowhere and flips to the o's Objection; noun... the act of objecting; adverse reason; fault found.
Kimuri: blinking in stupidity
Kenshin: sigh It means you disagree dumb-vith.
Kimuri: shakes off stupid expression I knew that!
Kenshin: Sure you did Kimuri... Sure you did...
Kimuri: I did!
Kenshin: Liar.
Kimuri: Yeah, well... You're bishoujen is Mobias!
Aud: somehow hears "Mobias" from miles away. starts crying
Kenshin: eye twitching again.
Seph: sees Kenshin's eye twitch. Oh great... Now you've done it Kimuri... You really ticked him off now.
Kimuri: No I didn't... All he's doing is twitching...!
Kenshin: Eyes go red, black steam hissing out of the corners, hair turns to fire, and begins to grow like a shadow, looming over Kimuri.
Kimuri: And what's more... He likes Static-X... What kind of idiot likes Static- X...? He really needs to listen to more Twisted Sister...!
Kenshin: goes completely ballistic, grabbing Kimuri's hair and whipping him across the room from it. DON'T...!!! YOU...!!! DARE...!!! DISS...!!! STATIC- FRIGGEN-X!!!!!!!!!!! throws Kimuri out the door
Seph: slides earmuffs off Wow, Himura... I'm impressed...!
Kenshin: chest heaving, hands clutched at side, ready to tear up the next person that dissed his favorite band. Do you have something to say about Static-X, Sephiroth? Do ya...?!
Seph: You bet I do... grabs a CD player and puts its volume up to max. presses play, blasting "Destroy All" screaming at the top of lungs over the deafening music ONLY THAT THEY ARE ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER NEXT TO MAN'O'WAR, MAIDEN, AND SAVATAGE!!!! does rock sign while head banging
Kenshin: does sign back while head banging insanely
Razzy: steps in Uhhh... May I ask what is going on here...?
Seph: turns music down some while Kenshin continues to head bang Oh... hey Raziel... what up...?
Razzy: Ummm... I came here for auditions for The All Mighty Enchiladas... is this the right place? looks at a small poster
Seph: pauses CD player Yup.
Kenshin: Heeeeyyyyyyy!!!!
Seph: rolls eyes Don't mind Kenshin... he's just obsessive.
Razzy: Hmmm... Mobias was pretty obsessive with his servitude towards the elder god...
Aud: hears the word "Mobias again as she was about to enter the building and check up on Kenshin, and turns, runs to the bathroom, and busts out into tears.
Razzy: hears Aud's cries Did you hear something?
Seph: sits down back down in his seat, placing the CD player underneath the table
Kenshin: dives under the table and starts poking at the CD player, trying to turn it back on, to no avail.
Seph: grabs a pencil and a scoring sheet Ok... What position are you trying out for Razzy...?
Razzy: I really feel a calling towards Lead Vocals.
Seph: tempted to grab his earmuffs again
Razzy: I mean... back in my old group: Chocolate Monkeys Throw Poo At Passers- By As Acid Rain Devours Us All-
Seph: You were in Chocolate Monkeys Throw Poo At Passers-By As Acid Rain Devours Us All...?! Say no more! You're already in!
Razzy: Sweet...!
Kenshin: finally manages to turn CD player on, turning the volume back up to full blast and starts head banging under the table, hitting his head numerous times and making the table jump
Seph: snaps down under the table and glares evilly at Kenshin
Kenshin: smiles stupidly and waves
Seph: shrugs and starts head banging again
Razzy: shrugs and starts head banging as well.