Random Monents with the Cullens

HAPPY 13TH LYSSA THIS IS FOR YOU, YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD

Hey, everybody!" Emmett screamed. "I created a Time Machine!"

"That's nice, honey." Rosalie patted him on the shoulder, and walked out of the room.

"EDWARD!" Emmett screamed like a schoolgirl. "EDWARD! COME DOWN AND SEE MY SUPER AMAZING TIME MACHINE!"

"No." Edward said.

"Bella, come play with me in my time machine."

"Ok, Emmett." She walked behind in to the time machine, which was a refrigerator box in the middle of the living room.

"Come, get in, Bella. We're going to go see the Civil War!" Emmett motioned for her to get in. She shook her head.

"Ummmm…. I think it's too small. Sorry, bye." Bella ran away.

"Oh, fine." He slumped down in his time machine. "I guess I'll have to go alone."

6 HOURS LATER

"Stupid Confederates!" Emmett yelled joyfully from his time machine, just as Jasper was walking by.

Angered by this, Jasper went over and pulled Emmett from the box, throwing him across the room. And then preceded to take a pitchfork he had in his back pocket to the box.

Emmett's lip quivered. "My time machine…."

After Jasper finished destroying the box, he turned. "Don't mess with the emo kid."