Twas the night before Christmas and all through the tower,
A green prankster was up at a horrific hour.
Thinking of all the pranks he could play,
Disadvantage: He would not live to see the very next day.
In Robin's bedroom, all clad with red,
A very mean joke entered BB's head.
He was going to say that something was wrong with Starfire,
But he'd tiredly roll over and call him a liar.
So instead for Robin, he took all his perks,
Utility belts, bird-a-rangs, the whole lot, the WORKS!!
And he ran out the room, and went away,
To think of Cyborg's prank that he would play.
And for metal man Cyborg, this was bb's plot.
He would delete every high score he got!!
And to top it all off, he'd hide his game station,
But then he'd have to move to a whole other nation.
And for Raven, there was nothing he could think,
So he decided to paint her dark old room PINK!!!
But he surely would have been Metrioned, Zinthosed and Azarathed,
And he would have to face a mad Raven's wrath...
And bb thought "3 down, last person, Starfire"
So he went to her room, higher and higher
As soon as the prank was played, he would go.
But after he gave Star a nice big afro!
So one room was pink, no toys in one.
Scores deleted, and nice smooth hair gone.
So bb was happy, and he went to his bed,
Thinking of all those pranks that came from his head.
So BB was tired, to bed he went,
He had hopefully pulled off the greatest pranking event
He was also aware of his impending doom
That was coming really soon.
Robin, up first, felt around for his belt,
Raven wondered if it was paint that she smelt
Cyborg, to the living room he did go
"WHERE IS IT!! BEAST BOY!! WHERE'D MY GAMESTATION GO!!?
Bb rolled over in his comfy bed,
Mostly because of his fear, no his dread
Yes, he was dead, well, he had that coming.
But then… there was a scream that was ear-numbing.
"My friends, help me! My hair was exposed
To Grebnaks bilkus, with grimplitoes!!
Then she came down, with tears in her eyes
"You have an afro," said Robin, surprised
"Beast Boy is dead," said Raven dryly.
Cyborg consented, "Yes! I agree highly!"
The two went upstairs, poor BB would die.
With the pain in store for him, he surely would cry.
So Robin went mad, looking for all his toys,
But all he could find was dollar store decoys!
Then Robin started fuming, so upstairs he did go,
If BB didn't get hurt, he was going to blow!
Starfire just sat there, struggling with her head.
She didn't go get BB; she figured he'd already be dead.
So she stayed downstairs, her comb in hand,
To deafrotize her afro…that was very grand.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I was bored! Ok!
Just don't kill me…I'm sorry, are we schway?"
Raven's black energy then pinned the morpher to a wall.
And then the Titans had a BIG CHRISTMAS BRAWL…
So BB was beaten, no presents for him,
So until New Year's, his life would be dim.
So as punishment, he had to wait tillNew Year'sEve,
But no one new he had another trick up his sleeve…
So the Tower was ransacked and thoroughly searched,
To find out where his presents were lurched.
Every nook, every cranny, under everyone's bed,
But Raven caught him… he was deader than dead.
Twas the day of Christmas, and all through the tower,
BB was hiding, in fear he did cower.
And his presents were held till Christmas next year.
Poor Beast Boy, his Christmas would be very drear…
Yay! I finished this piece of randomness in time for the Holidays!! Happy Chrismahanakwanzakah to you all, may you get what you wanted, and to all, a good night!!!
Crazy Queen 101