Disclaimer- I do not own south park in any way, shape, or form. If I did then let's just say it would be very different.

A/N- Hope you enjoy the plot bunny. It wouldn't leave me alone in the early hours of the morning and only had the chance to write it out.

Pip was surprised to say the least. One minute he was , well he was in trouble then the next he was in Hell. The crowd around him were pushing, shoving and some were even screaming. Most of the giant cavern they were all standing in wasn't even half full. He hid his pale face in his slender , feminine hands when people started to push and shove him. Suddenly a deep, roaring voice echoed through the cavern.

"Welcome to Hell!"

The first figure on the platform was shortly after joined by a second. The second figure was small then the other. The only features that could be seen from this distance was the dark, raven hair and the glint of silver near the figures thigh. Then they spoke and the voice wasn't as high as the brit had remembered.

"Ok, new new arrivals come over to me in the right corner. New arrivals who've been here before you know the drill. Anyone else stay where you are and Kenny just go up to my house. You know where it is by now."

He then jumped off the platform and Pip pushed over to the boy he recognised from so many years ago. He was now 16 and much taller than he was as a child. His blonde shoulder length hair flew around his face as he ran towards the right corner of the giant cavern.

"I need names, previous address, cause of death, time, date, year you came from and your town." The raven yelled to the mass. Pip stopped when he was close enough to clearly see the other teen. Ruby eyes widened as they met with a pair of clear, sky blue. Pip was stood right at the front so he had a clear view of the shock and disbelief that crossed the antichrists face. Damien was no longer as small as he was before and obviously his voice wasn't as high. Out of nowhere someone slammed into the blond and sent him flying. As he was facing forwards he fell that way and into the closest person. When he was about to fall he grabbed onto their collar and pulled them with him. Pip's back collided with the hard, dusty floor and the air was knocked out of him when another body landed atop his. He opened his eyes and looked into wide crimson pools. Damien.

A/N-So who liked it? I had the idea for this story and this was just a sort of introduction. I wanted to see if anyone liked it before I put more chapters up. I suppose it's AU because Pip is 16 in this and when he was like 8 or 9 he was killed by mecha-streisand. Review please and tell me if you think I should carry on or not.