TRUTH OR DARE
Now be nice this is my first fanfic. I think its pretty funny I hope you do too. I wrote this because I am pretty damn tired never finding any truth or dare fics. If you do know any fics like these please do tell me. Thanks. ENJOY!!!
CHARACTERS: Logan, Kitty, Remy, Rogue, John, Kurt, Scott, Jean.
It was a dull sunday evening, it was raining outside and the x-men were sitting in the living room.
"I'm bored!" Rogue complained.
"For the 50th time stripes, we know!"
"I've got an idea"
"What now John! The last 3 ideas you had were crap!"
"But this ones really good"
"Fine"
"Truth or Dare"
"I don't know" Rouge says.
"Rouge the last 3 ideas were mostly put down by you"
"Lets play then"
While Jean goes and gets a bottle, everyone gathers into a circle.
"I'm going first!" Kurt says not wanted to be dared yet. Kurt spun the bottle round and pointed to John.
"John truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"Okay, I dare you to stand on the sofa singing 'oops..I did it again'!"
"Alright, prepare yourselves for the greatest dance in the world!"
Pyro stands up on the sofa.
"Yeah yeah yeah yeah"
He then begins to shake his ass.
"I think I did it again, I made you believe we're more than just friends, ohh baby, it might seem like a crush..."
Everyone is on the floor laughing.
"Oops I did it again I played with your heart got lost in the game..."
John is now creating back-up dances using fire. He then notices everyone on the floor.
"And what, can I ask is so funny?"
"You..and your dancing!"
"I think... I think I'm gonna bust a gut!"
"Well fine I'll go sing some where else"
And he stormed out of the room.
"Right my turn!" Jean said, she spun the bottle and it landed on Remy.
"Remy truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"Right I dare you to swim in the swimming pool completely naked"
"In dis cold?"
"Yep"
"Fine"
So everyone went outside and Remy striped down and jumped in the swimming pool. It was freezing cold! He swam round for a while before coming out. Everyone looked at his penis.
"Is it that cold?"
"I had no idea they came so teenie!?"
"Thats the smallest dick I have ever seen, including a 3 year old boy!"
At the maison John opens the window and laughs at Remy, then shuts the window and walks away.
"Shut up!" Remy shouts.
He then gets dressed and walks away.
"OK my turn" Kitty says. So everyone goes back into a circle and the bottle was spun and landed on Logan.
"Logan truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"If you had to sleep with someone from here who would it be?"
"Jean"
"Why"
"Because red heads are sluts"
"LOGAN!"
"What?"
Jean starts chasing the almighty Wolverine around the maison.
"Soo, whos next?"
"I am" Rouge says.
She spins the bottle and it lands on Scott.
"Scott truth or dare?"
Not wanting to be called a chickenhe said:
"Dare"
"I dare you to strip. Slowly"
"No way!"
"Come on!"
"No!"
"Are you chicken?"
"No"
"Then strip"
"FINE!"
He first took off his shirt, then belt, then shoes, then trousers and finally his underpants. Everyone began laughing at Cyclops. Feeling really embarrassed ran out and up stairs to his room.
Suddenly John came out of the curtains setting everything on fire.
Later that day John got grounded for a month. Remy bought penis enlarging cream. Scott pulled down Rouge's skirt. Jean beat up Logan. Logan got beaten up by the Jean. And they had school the next day.
THE END