Good morning boys and girls, Gossip Girl here, your one and only source in to the scandalous lives of Hogwart's elite. While most of you are probably enjoying breakfast in bed, I thought I'd share with you the morning headlines. See, unlike the rest of us sex, lies and scandal never take a vacation. Instead, they head to the beach, where the hot sun and an endless supply of martinis can make people do lots of things they've never done before...and will regret!
Spotted: Demelza Robins seen shopping with her sister Desdemona in Blackpool. Cashing out on new clothes in the morning and spending lazy afternoons on the beach seems like the perfect summer away, but where does D's boyfriend Andrew come in to this happy picture? He was spotted in Diagon Alley, following his mother around like a lost puppy as she picked up some necessary clothing items. Is it true he turned down D's offer to join her at her holiday home in Blackpool? Why is he spending his summer shopping with his mum when he could be enjoying late nights on the beach with his gorgeous girlfriend? Get out those cameras and get searching for answers people, this one could be juicy!
Spotted: Astoria Greengrass seen sharing a sophisticated coffee with her girlfriends at a cafe. Don't ask me why they're drinking coffee in this heat, but then again I have always questioned a lot of A's actions. For example instead of spending the summer outside in a bikini, she was spotted relaxing in the shade of her beachfront mansion on the Isle of Wight, fully clothed. Well, it does explain why she's so pale...
Spotted: Damon Sabatini, showing off his perfectly sculptured body and working on his tan on a beach in Spain. Seen leaving with a different girl every day, Damon appears to be having the time of his life. And so does his step-sister Laura, who is often spotted flirting with the hot Spanish lifeguards. Even Damon's twin brother Steffon seems to be enjoying himself, also relaxing on the beach. With a book in his hand of course!
Spotted: Um, not the Weasleys! Usually Fred, George and Ginny are spotted at all the parties to be seen at, but this summer they seem to have disappeared off the face of the earth. Where could they be? Don't hide under your invisibility cloak forever lovelies, it's soo much more interesting when your freckly faces are seen by the world!
So far, this summer hasn't appeared to be the most exciting, but the good news is there's still six weeks to go, and as the temperature heats up, so do the scandals! And I'll be here to tell you all about it!
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XOXO, Gossip Girl