Author's Notes: Due to extreme boredom since last year, I have come up with a series of parodied WK Christmas Carols. There are a total of 10 of them, in no specific order. They will all be numbered. Please R&R!
Yohji the Playboy
Sung to: Frosty the Snowman
Yohji the playboy
Always struck a happy pose.
With a smoke in hand and a fashion sense
And sunglasses on his nose.
Yohji the playboy
Was a flirting man they say.
He was gentle and kind but the people know,
How he flirts almost everyday.
There must have been some tragedy that made him act the feign.
His smiles and charms are just a mask to hide away the pain.
O Yohji the playboy
Was alive as he could be,
And the females say he could laugh and play
And was cooler than men can see.
Thumpetty thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Yohji go
Thumpetty thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Heartbeats a girl should know!
Yohji the Playboy
Sung to: Frosty the Snowman
Yohji the playboy
Always struck a happy pose.
With a smoke in hand and a fashion sense
And sunglasses on his nose.
Yohji the playboy
Was a flirting man they say.
He was gentle and kind but the people know,
How he flirts almost everyday.
There must have been some tragedy that made him act the feign.
His smiles and charms are just a mask to hide away the pain.
O Yohji the playboy
Was alive as he could be,
And the females say he could laugh and play
And was cooler than men can see.
Thumpetty thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Yohji go
Thumpetty thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Heartbeats a girl should know!