AN: This is just a dumb little thing I wrote for school, but it made a few of my friends laugh, so here it is. And just for the record, if I had to pick a side I'd be Team Benvolio. Just sayin'.
Juliet Capulet is in a relationship and it's complicated.
Romeo Montague and Paris like this.
Paris: You're talking about me, darling? We won't be complicated for long. ;)
Juliet Capulet: Yeah, sure…
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Juliet Capulet checked into Friar Lawrence's Cell.
Capulet: Focus on religion like a good girl.
Juliet Capulet: Whatever you say, Daddy…
Capulet: That is what you're doing, right?
Juliet Capulet: Sure, let's go with that.
Romeo Montague checked into Friar Lawrence's Cell.
Juliet Capulet likes this.
Romeo Montague: ;)
Juliet Capulet: ;)
Nurse: ;)
Juliet: Nurse, why are you winking?
Nurse: Isn't it what all the hip young people are doing these days?
Juliet: Ugh…
Juliet Capulet changed her status to married.
Paris likes this.
Paris: I can't wait for our wedding either!
Capulet: OMG, me too! I can't wait! squee! Should we have Peonies or Lily of the Valley? I can't make up my mind! This wedding planning is sooo hard.
Juliet: Really, Dad?
Capulet: Don't make me disown you!
Romeo Montague: Best. Day. EVER!
Benvolio: You seem different, cousin.
Romeo: You have no idea….
Mercutio: Look who got lucky! Hey man, Benvolio and I are going out soon, do you want come with us?
Romeo: I'll see if I can make it. Don't get into too much trouble.
Mercutio: Me? In trouble? LOL, Romeo.
Mercutio, Benvolio, and Tybalt have checked into Verona Street.
Tybalt: Could I have a word with one of you?
Mercutio: Make it a word and a blow!
Benvolio: C'mon guys, calm down.
Prince: Yeah, I can be there in a few minutes if anything happens…
Benvolio: See?
Mercutio: I'll be good… if that VILLIAN doesn't provoke me!
Tybalt: You're the only villain I see!
Romeo: Hey, what's going on?
Benvolio: How can you be so clueless, Romeo?
Romeo Montague: I'm going to kill you Tybalt Capulet!
Tybalt Capulet: I'd like to see you try!
Juliet Capulet: Oh no….
Prince: What should I do about Romeo Capulet? He did break the rules…
Lady Capulet likes this.
Lady Capulet: He should DIE! That's the only way for justice.
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Montague: But Mercutio was a friend of Romeo so justice was already paid.
Prince: Ok, it's settled. I'll exile him from Verona.
Romeo Montague: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Lady Capulet: I still think we should kill him.