Ta-da! My fist Super Smash Bros. Fic! Hope you like it! I've this idea for awhile now but now i've decided to finally make it! In SSBM, I always thought Kirby sucked, but now I know Kirby is awesome! So everyone always makes fun of Kirby for how weak he is, and now Kirby is finally sick of it!
"I'm so sick of this!" The puffball exclaimed. "Everyone says that I suck, that I can't brawl, that I'm such a Low-Tier. Oh yeah? Well, Tiers are for queers! I'll show them!" The puffball face grew an evil smile. "I'll show them my REAL strength!" *laughs evilly*
"Alright, that's a win for Mario! Next up is, Kirby Vs Capt. Falcon!" Master hand said. "Ha! Too easy!" Capt. Falcon said. "That's what you think." Kirby thought.
A few minutes later…
"Ready? Go!" Kirby and Capt. Falcon were dropped onto the stage. Meanwhile, some of the Brawlers were watching the fight on a TV in one of the Smash Mansion's rooms.
"Who do you think will win?" Pit said.
"Definitely not Kirby." Link said.
"Game!" They both looked at the screen and were shocked. "Kirby wins within an impressive 5 seconds!" the voiceover said.
"Wait, Kirby won? And under 7 seconds?" Mario said.
"How is that possible? Kirby's not that strong!" Marth said.
"Martha's right!"
"It's MARTH!"
"Sorry, Kirby never defeated anyone that fast before." Pit said.
"Why are you guys making such a big deal out of this?" Wolf said as he entered the room. "So what if Kirby won in under 7 seconds? It's probably just dumb luck."
"Yeah, I guess Wolf's right. It was just luck." Pit said. Everyone agreed.
Later that night…
Kirby was walking down the hallway and headed for his room.
"Hey! Kirby!"
Kirby turned around and saw Luigi running towards him. Kirby was mad at everyone right now for calling him a loser, except for the one's that never made fun of him, like Luigi."Something wrong, Luigi?" Kirby said. "I-I I wanted to ask you something." Luigi said between breaths.
"What is it?"
"How did you do that?"
"What?"
"You know! How did you beat Capt. Falcon in 7 seconds?"
Kirby thought about it and said, "Sorry, I'm not telling you. Even if you are my friend. But you'll find out soon enough." He turned around and went into his room.
"Oh well. I guess I'd better rest up for tomorrow." Luigi said.
The next day…
"Luigi wins and is going on the next round! Next up is Mario vs Kirby!" The voiceover said.
"Good luck, Kirby." Mario said.
"Shut up." Kirby said rudely.
Mario was taken aback by Kirby's rudeness. He usually would never say anything like that and always spoke kindly. Ness gave then the signal to go and Kirby hopped on his warp star and Mario jumped in a green pipe. "Ready?" Mario jumped out of the pipe and Kirby crashed on his warpstar. Mario looked around and saw they were battling on the Pokemon stadium II stage. "Go!" Mario ran at Kirby and immediately didn't know what hit him. One second he's running towards Kirby, the next he's thrown off the stage. Just before he was KO'd, Mario could have sworn he saw an evil smile on Kirby's face. "Game!"
Everyone was shocked. "FIVE FREAKING SECONDS?" Pit said.
"Okay, Kirby just took out Mario, one of our greatest fighters, in 5 seconds." Link said.
"I don't think that's dumb luck." Fox said.
"Maybe Kirby's been holding back all this time." Marth said.
Everyone started laughing. "Yeah right. I'm pretty sure Kirby hasn't been holding back. But seriously guys, how did Kirby get so powerful in such a short time?" Link said.
"Hey Luigi. Did you get anything out of Kirby last night?" Pit said.
"No. He said I'd find out soon enough though." Luigi said.
"Darnit. I'll spy on him tonight and see if I find out anything." Pit said and left.
"You really sent Luigi to ask Kirby about the match yesterday? Seriously I still think you guys are making too much of a big deal out of this." Wolf said. "Maybe we are, and maybe we're not." Ike said. Wolf just shrugged and left the room.
Later that night…
It was late at night and everyone was in bed. All, except a few. Kirby had gone outside and was standing in front of the pond that was near the Smash Mansion. Little did he know he was being watched. Pit, who was a master at spying, was watching Kirby from a nearby tree.
"Only Me, Pit, Link, Sonic, Meta Knight, Wolf, Lucario, and Fox are left. In the next round, some of the losers from before will get a second chance. Which means some of us will have multiple 3 on battles. I'm going to have to let my opponents last longer than I've been letting them. I don't want anyone to suspect what I'm doing, especially Meta Knight. If anyone knows what I'm doing, it'll be Meta Knight." Kirby said.
"So Kirby is planning something! And Meta Knight knows the answer." Pit said to himself. "I'd better go tell Link."
Did you see what i did at the beginning? The 'Tiers are for Queers part?' I couldn't stop laughing after that. But what made me laugh the most about this story was the part where Pit said Martha instead of Marth. XD I'm working on chapter 2 right now and I'll have it done soon. See ya!