DANIE'S TWISTED VERSION OF MKR!

Note: I don't own any of these characters so dont sue!!! Yes, I changed these characters alot... they are the opposite... i wanted to make it stupid/funny. R/R AND ENJOY!!

"Please... save our world Legendary Magic Knights..." Those were the same words Princess Emeraude said to summon the three magic knights, and boy, didn't they suck.... That's why I am here! To twist this sad story up! Here we go!

Hikaru looked into her telescope. "Hey you guys look! I can see two men... HEY! MY TIME'S UP!"

"I'm sure it wasen't that interesting anyway Hikaru..." Hikaru's friend sweatdropped.

"Ah~ and I'm all outta change!" Hikaru ignored her friend and started looking on the ground for loose change.

WHUMP! Somebody tripped over Hikaru while she was looking for change. Hikaru looked up, seeing a girl short blond hair. her eyes looked kind and gentle... "HEY YOU! WATCH WHERE YOUR CRAWLIN'!" an weren't we wrong!

"WHA--!" Hikaru jumped up and tried sticking her face into the blond girls face, but she was to short. "HEY BLONDIE WATCH WHERE YER WALKIN'!" Hikaru yelled at the top of her lungs.

"WELL SHRIMP I WASEN'T THE ONE CRAWLIN'!"

"SHUT UP YA..."

" Excuse me..." A girl walked up to the two who were arguing over... mainly nothing.

"Whattia want?" Hikaru spat.

"I don't think its nice to fight... Fighting dosen't get us any where in life..." The girl said quietly.

"........"

"Where were we?" The blond haired girl asked.

"Oh right-- YOU STUPID BI--" Suddenly a golden glow surrounded the 3. The ground turned into liquid and they slowly sunk into the ground.

"Oh my! Help me!"

"AH~ EW! THIS IS GONNA RUIN MY OUTFIT!"

"AH~~"

They sunk into the ground.

***

The 3 girls fell, and all of a sudden the where high up in the air of a different world.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!!" The blond girl asked.

"EP~!"

FWOMP! They landed on a blue, squishy thing. A fish?

"Fishes can fly?" Hikaru asked.

"How splendid! We are saved by a flying fish! Thank you flying fish!" The blue haired girl hugged the bouncy fish, then she looked up. "We haven't introduced ourselves... I'm Umi!"

"Hikaru... Nice t' meet cha...."

"Fuu."

FWOOMP! The fish landed!m The 3 girls slid off.

"Now... where are we and how d' we get home?" Fuu asked.

"I dunno..." Hikaru tapped her foot.

"SHUT UP!" A tall (very!at least 7'5) muscualr man walked down with a 8 feet high staff walked up to the girls. "I'm Clef, you make fun of my height... YOU DIE!!!!!"

"Ep~" The girls buried themselves underneath their coats.

"Now..." He coughed. "You will learn MAGIIIIIIC!"

"Oh..."

"FIRE WATER AND WIND!" he chanted something underneath his breath and fire, wind and water circled around him and the girls became all sparkly...

"You!" he pointed at Hikaru. "You learned Fire! You!" he pointed at Umi. "You learned Water! You!" He pointed at Fuu. "You learned wind! Any questions!?" Clef took a 1 second pause. "Good! Armor!" He rose his staff and POOF! They have armor. "Any questions?"

"Uh Clef?"

"Good! Go to the forest and get escudo! Go!"

"But... we don't know why you are here!" Hikaru yelled.

"Oh right! You are here to help princess Emmerause who as cpatured by Zagato! Who is Zagato? And evil man! He wants to blow up Cephiro! You become legends! If you don't... I'LL BLAST OFF YOUR HEAD! Any questions?" One second pause... "GOOD! GO GET ESCUDO! AND FIND PRESEA! GO!"

"Doesn't your throat get sore from all that yelling?" Fuu asked.

"NO! GO! Take Fula... any questions?" One second pause... "GOOD! GO!"

"....."

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

~ End of chapter one! Should I continue this story? Tell me in the review! I dun mind flames!