Short one shot that came into my head bout an hour ago. Short and sweet, tell me what you think!
They used to call my best friend the meanest names, and even though he pretended not to care he did. My best friend is the nicest person I've ever met. He used to play with me all the time, but as he got older, he started asking me for advice. Oh how I wish I could open my mouth and answer him, but he looked into my eyes and found an answer there. My best friend is a born leader. He took charge after the 'boy in the red poof ball hat' left town, and became a better person because of it. He was extremly manipulative, but only when it mattered. He is no longer the spoilt little boy that everyone remembers. My best friend is a protector. he protects the boy he calls 'Butters' from the gang 'Craig and Those Guys'. He tells me everything while doing his homework. It's always been our ritual. He told me that if he caught Craig near Butters again, then he would break Craig's leg's. Two weeks later, he did exactly that.
"It's not my fault. Craig was asking for it!" he cried to me.
"If Butters isn't ready to come out as gay, then he shouldn't have to!"
My best friend never chose between me and his girlfriend. Wendy tell's me that I'm weird whenever she see's me, personally I think she's a bitch. My best friend tell's her that we're a package and where ever he goes, I go. Wendy has since accepted me as she realise's she had no choice. My best friend doesn't let any girl come between us.
My best friend is growing up. Over the year's, we have lost other close friend's, but my best friend say's that we will never leave each other. We love each other too much. I believe him, because I am the only one left. I am not sad however, as my best friend is the only one that matters to me. My best friend is going to college. He is upset to be leaving his mother, but he say's he will be back to visit. He told me that college is a great place and he's very excited to be going. He asked me if I wanted to come and he said that he wasn't taking no for an answer. I'm excited to be going to college with my best friend. The night before we leave, Eric Cartman get's into his bed and hold's me close. He whisper's "goodnight Clyde Frog" into the darkness and falls asleep. As I listen to his breathing, I realise that we will be best friend's forever.