I don't own T.U.F.F. Puppy. Can't say I want to, but I don't own it either way.
Kitty Katswell dragged her feet into T.U.F.F. that morning. She looked a mess; her hair wasn't combed, her fur was frizzy, and her green eyes were red and puffy. She was wearing her pajamas, which consisted of a pair of tight shorts and a short tank top with sandals as slippers.
"Wow, Kitty," Dudley said to her. "What happened to you? Get chased by dogs all night?"
"No," Kitty sniffed. "I found out my girlfriend was the Chameleon in disguise again. He showed himself right after we had sex last night and told me that he was just trying to get new info on T.U.F.F."
Dudley watched as his partner and friend broke into renewed tears. "I'm sorry, Kitty. The Chameleon's no good anyway. You don't need him, no matter what form he takes."
"Thanks Dudley," Kitty sniffed. "But I should have known it was him. There aren't that many hermaphrodites in this city. Maybe I should give up on love."
"Don't do that, Agent Katswell," Kitty and Dudley glanced over to see the chief hopping toward them. "Maybe you just need to find the right person. Now get into uniform before I put you on leave."
Kitty nodded and grabbed her spare wetsuit from her desk, heading to the kitten's room. While she was gone, Dudley turned to Chief and asked. "How are we going to convince her to love again Chief? I've never seen Kitty like this and it kind of scares me."
"To be honest, Agent Puppy, I have no idea, but I can't present her to our newest Agent import in the way she was."
"New Agent import?" Dudley asked. "Who?"
A stunning white cat about the same height as Kitty strode through the door at that moment. Unlike Kitty's tail, hers was sleek and thin, but still with a pointed tip. Her eyes were green and big and her nose was black. She had long, sleek, black hair that stopped halfway down her back with a small pink mouse barrette. Dudley's tongue lolled as his eyes went wide at the sight of her. Just like with Ms. Foofoo, his tail began wagging and his paw tapped rapidly.
"Agent Puppy. This is our agent import from Colliefornia, Agent Kitten."
"Hello Agent Puppy," the new cat's voice sounded like bells rolling on velvet. "It's nice to meet you. Might I ask where your partner is?"
"She went to the bathroom to change because she was a mess because her girlfriend broke up with her last night because her girlfriend was actually a guy in disguise and he was evil and only dated her because he wanted info on TUFF and I should shut up now because I'm talking fast and-."
"Back Chief," The trio turned to see Kitty strolling toward them with her air done, her fur groomed, and her wetsuit on.
When Agent Kitten caught sight of Kitty, she had somewhat the same reaction as Dudley. Her eyes widened and her tail flicked continuously as her claws tapped the floor and she began to purr. "Oh my Goddess," Agent Kitten murmured as she watched Kitty walk to them. "She's more beautiful than I imagined."
Kitty stopped in front of them and held out her hand. "Hi, I'm Agent Katswell. You are?"
"Honored to meet you, Agent Katswell. I'm Agent Kitten. Katrina Kitten."
Kitty nodded, building her walls so this girl couldn't get to her with the big green eyes and pretty black hair. Strolling over to her desk, Kitty slid into her chair and checked the new cat over. "Where're you from?" she asked casually.
"Colliefornia." Agent Kitten replied, perching herself on the edge of Kitty's desk.
"Really?" Kitty said, beginning to file her claws. "What's it like?"
"It's beautiful!" Agent Kitten squealed. "The sun is gorgeous and in the winter, it's a cute white color behind the snow clouds up north. How is it living in New Yorkshire?"
"Noisy, crowded and kind of smelly, but we don't live in the main part so it's ok."
Kitty had now moved to her other hand and seemed to be uninterested in the conversation. In truth, she was checking the new cat out and wishing she could fall for her too. "You know, it's going to be ok."
Kitty's head snapped up and she narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "What?"
"Your partner told me about your breakup." Agent Kitten explained.
"Really?" Kitty said through gritted teeth, glaring at Dudley. "He did that?"
Dudley's ears drooped as he smiled sheepishly.
"It wasn't his fault," Agent Kitten said hurriedly. "I took him by surprise and he said the freshest thing in his mind."
"The dog reaction?" Kitty asked.
"Yeah," Agent Kitten nodded as they glanced at Dudley, who stared at Agent Kitten dreamily.
"Well, do you know your way around?" Kitty asked.
"No, I've been in Colliefornia all my life. I joined the TUFF branch there and that's where I've been working. But, for some reason, my boss wanted me transferred here."
"Why?" Kitty asked as they began walking away, Kitty pointing out the different sectors as they talked.
"He said something about catching all the villains too many times and needing to gain a social life. And the villains not bothering to break out of jail anymore and just deciding to stay in jail. It kind of makes me sad because I killed the hope of innocent souls."
"Innocent?" Kitty inquired with a raised eyebrow.
"The body and heart can be evil but until you do something truly evil, their soul is still pure." Kitty stared at Agent Kitten curiously and Kitten said, "I took a psychology class in high school."
Kitty nodded as they arrived back at the main room. "Well, that's the HQ. Make yourself at home."
"Don't mind if I do, Agent Katswell." Agent Kitten sent her a wink and settled into the desk across from her. "So, what villains do you have here?" she asked conversationally.
"We have Snap Trap, a rat who is allergic to cheese, Bird Brain, an idiot with the brain of a dirt clot, and Chameleon, a guy with a transformation suit enabling him to turn into anything." Kitty rattled off the names of the other villains as well and Agent Kitten nodded to each one.
"So, like-,"
Suddenly, the crime alarm rang and all three agents stood to attention. "Intel says that Snap Trap is on the move again and this time toward a jewelry store." Kitty typed something and nodded. "Let's go, Dudley."
"Can I come?" Agent Kitten asked.
"Yes!" Dudley exclaimed. "Please come!"
Kitty shot him a look and ran out to the car. The trio jumped in and took off.
So what do you guys think? Just to be clear, Kitty is bi in this one, as you'll find out later. I just need to figure out a name for the story, but so far, I've gotten some good suggestions. And the new agent is a girl, not a boy.