Author's Note: Thanks for the suggestion Ponybird21. I do not own Star Trek or the characters. They belong to Gene Rodenberry. Please read and review.

Q woke up in a bed, at first, not knowing where he was. After a while, he discovered he was on the Enterprise. Why was he here? Why was he asleep? He didn't know, but he supposed that he could mess with the crew while he was here. Then he made another discovery to his horror. His hair was gone!

"What? How can I be bald?" Q panicked.

"Wait a minute my voice."

Then he made a sudden realization as he looked into a mirror.

"Oh my Q! I'm Picard!"

"Oh my, I can use this to at least sit in the captain's chair or better." Q mused to himself happily.

"Wait! What if this is permanent? And does this mean Picard is in my body? Was this the work of the continuum?"

"No more questions for right now. Let's have some fun."

(Star Trek. Star Trek)

Picard opened his eyes and was immediately overwhelmed by how much he could see. In fact, all of his senses were heightened by at least ten times maybe more. He realized with a horror as he looked down at himself. He was in Q's judge costume.

"Q!" Picard shouted, but Q never showed himself.

Then Picard nearly had a nervous breakdown as he realized his voice was Q's.

"Q, what is the meaning of this? Q!"

No response.

"Dammit Q! I demand to get some answers!"

Suddenly, he was looking at himself or more accurately he was looking at himself but wasn't in his body.

"Q, are you there? In my body?" Picard asked impatiently.

"Yes, but I assure you this is no work of mine." Q replied slyly.

"How do we switch back?"

"Switch back? I'm not planning on it. First, I got to try out that captain's chair."

"Q, you better not-"

"I think I better. After all, they'll all think I'm you; so who's gonna stop me?"

Q pretending to be Picard did his best not to gloat. He didn't want to ruin his chance of sitting in the captain's chair. He sat in the chair without not one soul realizing it was him.

"Take us to the nearest plant. Warp twelve." Q ordered.

"Warp twelve?" Ruler asked confused.

Then Q realized he blew his chance of being captain. He sighed. Well, at least he got to try the chair.

"You got me, commander. It's me Q." Q admitted.

"Where's the captain? What did you do to him?"

"He's fine. He's currently in his quarters in my body."

"Why did you do this?"

"It wasn't me this time Will."

"I don't believe you!"

"You don't have to. What is, is. And I don't have the power to change it."

"You better find a way."

"I can't."

"Unacceptable!"

"Why don't we see the captain? I think he retains my powers. If so, he can change himself back."

They walked to Captain Picard's and went inside. The whole interior of the quarters was a jungle and Picard himself was now a dig.

"Q, stop playing around. Where's the captain?" Riker asked impatiently.

"I believe you're looking at him." Q said referring to the dog.

Picard growled at Q.

"Calm yourself, mon capitan, it's not my fault that you can't use my powers."

Picard barked bitterly. Q smiled.

"You are so much better as a dog." Q said clearly intertained.

Riker glared at Q, but Q didn't seem to care. This was just too much fun.

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