Yep, thats right everybody, I decided to make a cliche story because I just thought, aw whatever, lets just add another to the mix. Plus I sort thought it would be fun to write. I am completely improvising for this story, I am not planning anything because I am the worst at making huge plots, but just to let you know, this is what I did for my Mortal Eyes one-shots, and they were good, right? So, tell me what you think, and I hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer:
Me: So, if I don't do a disclaimer, or something like that, I will get sued big time and/or have my story taken away?
Lawyer: Yes.
Me: Well isn't that a bit drastic?
Lawyer: I don't make these rules.
Me: Well, it's not like they think I'm Rick Riordan (or am I! No I'm not) or I'm just copying and pasting from his book.
Lawyer: Please, just say put it on there already.
Me: Okay. *types on computer: I AM NOT RICK RIORDAN. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THE PERCY JACKSON SERIES OR HEROES OF OLYMPUS SERIES. ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICK RIORDAN.* There, I did it.
Lawyer: Good.
Yeah, maybe I should just do the disclaimer I did before, or just have a normal one. Nah, my disclaimers won't be normal.
3rd Person POV
As usual, everything was just going down to Hades in Olympus, which Hades would definitely not appreciate because of all the loud bickering between the Gods. The original purpose of them coming up there was that Hera wanted to bond like a family, but anything but what Hera intended was what was going down.
Hades was fake listening to a ranting Demeter.
"My poor daughter, forced to be taken into the underworld with the likes of you! There's no sun, no nature, just death! She doesn't even want to be with you, you kidnapped her, and forced her to eat those pomegranate seeds, then you don't even care about her anymore, and go off having children with mortals! Mortals for crying out loud! Oh and don't even get me started with that boy of yours, Nico, he needs to eat more cereal, but then of course you just say 'Demeter, he doesn't need more cereal, blah, blah, blah, you're too controlling about what people eat, blah, blah, blah, stop stuffing cereal into people's mouths', blah, blah, blah' you don't even know how to feed your own child! I just…...ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!" Demeter yells.
"Hmmm? Oh, yeah," He replied absently.
Then, Artemis was yelling at Aphrodite,
"For the last time, Aphrodite, I told you to leave my hunters out of your love games!" Artemis yelled.
"But I could already see such good pairs in-"
"NO! I can't have them turning into complete fools for those insolent pigs!" Artemis continued yelling at Aphrodite, resisting the urge to strangle her.
Then, Athena and Poseidon were arguing about the relationship between their children,
"My daughter deserves more than your kelp for brains sea spawn!" Athena said, getting up into Poseidon's face.
"Oh, really owl face! Then how come your incredibly smart daughter managed to not notice that there was a web on her foot and fall into Tartarus!" Poseidon yelled, almost regretting what he said, his son Percy fell in there with her too. Athena was uphaled, she still upset her about what happened to her daughter. The other Gods, who were not fighting and watching Poseidon and Athena fight, Mouths' gaped wide open, well aware of how sensitive the topic was.
"OOOO, Barnale Beard told her" Apollo silently whispered Hermes, not daring to be louder for them to hear.
"Well, thats a first" Hermes said, trying to contain his laughter.
Then Athena acted out of impulse, which is something way out of character for her, and swung a jaw breaking punch at Poseidon. Poseidon then got up and grabbed his trident, Athena took her spear and shield out. Thunder rumbled, down at Earth, the sea was violent, there were major hurricanes destroying homes. This should be interesting.
"Oh" Ares said making popcorn appear next to him "this is going to be good!"
Hephaestus had out a camera,"This is definitely going on Hephaestus T.V!" he said.
"Not before it goes on my youtube channel!" said Hermes, recording the scene on his iPhone/Martha and George.
While in the midst of all of the fighting, Hera and Zeus had it.
"ENOUGH!" Hera yelled. The throne room went quiet. Athena and Poseidon dropped their weapons, Hermes and Hephaestus stopped recording on their devices, Hades sighed, everyone looked at the married couple. Hera continued,
"I have had it with all of your bickering!" unlike you never fight with Zeus and his affairs everyone else thought, " We are supposed to be all mighty powerful gods, yet the mortals can handle each other better than we can! I just want us to be a good family, but everytime I try to do this, this is all that ever happens!" Hera scolded her relatives.
"You know what," Zeus said, "if the mortals can cooperate with each other better than you can what makes you better than them, teenagers can even get along!" he yelled.
"Father, you are not suggesting what I think you're suggesting, are you?" Athena asked, quite astonished, hoping that she was wrong, even though it rarely ever happened and she always hated it.
"Yes, Ath-" he was interrupted by Athena.
"Father, if we do this then who is going to take our godly posts? The balance of nature will crumble! We can't trust the minor gods to take our posts after they betrayed us in the titan war, and they'd be at the perfect advantage to overthrow us and give us the same fate as you gave to your father!" Athena argued. The Gods shivered, knowing about how Kronos was sliced to bits and scattered into Tartarus. That should make Zeus change his mind, Athena thought to herself. He doesn't have the ability to trust anybody. He chained Prometheus to a rock because Prometheus wouldn't mention the name of a person, of whom he thought he or she was going to overthrow him! He also made himself, Poseidon, and Hades to swear an oath not to have kids after the great prophecy because he thought the child was going to make the wrong choice. He doesn't trust anybody! Especially when it comes to his power! You did yourself well again, Athena, she thought. A smug look appeared on her face
Zeus considered it for a moment. Maybe he shouldn't do this, but then Hera said something.
"NO!" she turned to Zeus, Athena's smug looked went right off her face, and far into space,"YOU ARE NOT BACKING OUT LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO! YOU ALWAYS START THINGS, BUT NEVER WANT TO DEAL WITH THEM, YOU MARRIED ME, AND YOU COMMITTED NOT EVEN FOR THE FIRST YEAR WHEN YOU WENT AROUND THE BLOCK WITH OTHER WOMEN! THEN, YOU MADE AN OATH NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN ( which Hera really liked ) AFTER YOU GET A REALLY BAD PROPHECY, AND THEN LOOK, YOU GO OFF ANYWAY! AS I SAID, YOU START THINGS AND YOU NEVER FINISH THEM, BUT BECAUSE OF THIS IDEA, MARK MY WORDS, YOU ARE GOING TO FINALLY DO SOMETHING!" She literally screamed. "YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME MORTAL TEENAGERS, LIKE YOU WERE THINKING, AND GO TO SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!"
"WHAT!" everyone yelled, but it was too late. Lightning and thunder boomed in the throne room and everybody blacked out, and fell to the floor.
A.N: Well that was dramatic. How'd you like it. Does it sound too similar to the rest. It does, too bad! I'm excited about this. I think that it will be great even though it is cliche and I'm horrible at planing multi chapter stories. I can't wait to see what I do with this story! So tell me what you think in the comments, and tell me if I should continue with the story below. Oh, and just to be a horrible person, I will not post the next chapter until I get three comments, or nah, that's cruel ( but so is denying an author the joy of reading heartfelt comments, that give them the strength to continue writing, that make them feel like they are worthwhile. Yeah, that's right, I'm trying to make you feel bad, it's not working, isn't it? Oh well, I tried) to deny someone the beauty of the glorious chapters. Oh, and also, I have a series of one-shots called Mortal Eyes, I think people did seem to like it, so give it try! What categories should I put this in though, did you find it humorous, did you find it horrific, just please, let me know! Well, I'm going to start writing the second chapter, goodbye! (btw, this chapter was 1045 words long, not including the disclaimer and author notes)