*Darren was sleeping*

Mr. Crepsley: Why do you like Darren so much? It is almost creepy how much you like him.

Kurda: Well... You know he likes me more than you.

Mr. Crepsley: EXCUSE ME!?

Kurda: Mhm. I caught him saying how much he loved me. Heh.

Mr. Crepsley: I hate you.

Kurda: We both know you do not mean it.

Mr. Crepsley: FINE. I do not. But Darren likes me more!

Kurda: FINE. He does. But we all know I have a bigger...

Mr. Crepsley: You dirty-

Kurda: What? I have a bigger coffin then you. It is fact.

Mr. Crepsley: Oh... Alright then.