Hiccup! Chapter 1, a k-on!/けいおん！ fanfic

A/N: Well, a oneshot that had came across my head some weeks ago, and I only had the time to write it till now. So yeah, this is just a hilarious one shot about Yui eating too much cake. Well, there isn't anything more to say... ENJOY!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own K-on! If I did, this is an OVA! XDD

"Oh yeah!" Ritsu exclaimed as everyone inside the room looked attentively onto her. She held a suspicious grin on her face. This had made shivers run towards Yui's spine. She already knew that there wouldn't be anything great if she will do what she'll said this time around. Her suggestions were all failures after all.

Hiccup!

A K-on! Oneshot

It was just an ordinary after school for the Houkago Tea Time as they enter their club room, all of them came inside at once because of a rare coincidence. Usually, the club wasn't doing anything that was related to music. They usually eat sweets or chat about things which were really unrelated to music for the whole club meeting. But their rhythm guitarist, Azusa Nakano wants to practice just like what other Light Music Clubs were doing normally. She quickly stood up just right after they sat down. Everyone was now staring at the standing Azusa, which quickly spoken up right after she received those strange stares.

"Let us have practice today! The festival is near so we should give it all that we got! What do you say?" Azusa said, in a very confident manner. She closed her eyes right after her statement because of embarrassment. But it seems that nobody had received her request as Yui started to talk, ignoring her statement.

"Mugi-chan, do you have some cake with you today?" Yui asked, her eyes was now sparkling just like a star five hundred light years away. Mugi smiled as she headed for her bag, to get the request of her dear Yui-chan.

"Of course, would you want some?" Mugi offered as she raised the cake from the place where it was secluded a while ago. Yui continued to watch with her dazzling eyes as her world turned into a slow motioned one. AS Mugi moved from her bag towards them, it was like fifty percent slower of the normal speed of other people's eyes. Good thing that she was snapped out of the unusual trance of hers towards cake by Ritsu.

"Hey Yui! You're drooling for the cake!" Ritsu exclaimed, making Yui stood up quickly off her feet, wiping off the said 'drool' on her mouth. When she snapped out, she became surprised when she saw that the Mugi who was standing far away from her a while ago was now in front of her. She let out a gasp but was quickly replaced by a smile. She had noticed that the cake was ready to be served.

The cake was just one of the ordinary strawberry cakes, but who cares. Any cake that Mugi would bring is always making Yui feel like she was in heaven or something related to that.

"Ohh!" Yui exclaimed as she saw her part of the cake being pushed closer onto her. She could now inspect the speculations of the said strawberry cake. She smiled in satisfaction right after a few seconds and prepared to eat, until she noticed something wrong. The other members of the band wasn't touching their respective cakes, she smiled as a thought had strucked her mind.

"Aren't you going to eat you part guys?" The expression that she held in her face obviously showed that she wanted everything, she felt quite greedy today...

"Why? Do you want it?" Mio asked as Yui's sparkling eyes even more intensified as she nodded her head in a fast manner because of the sudden urge of excitement that is running all throughout her body. Mio smiled gratefully as she pushed her plate of cake towards Yui.

"There, Take It, I'm not in the mood of eating cakes today anyway." Mio said, making a little alibi just in case Ritsu would play another prank for hers truly, too bad that her alibi won't work against our drummer.

"Really? You're not in the mood of...eating?" Ritsu said, pausing dramatically before she said the last word. Mio didn't gave her a glance as she searched for anything that would divert her attention away from their band's drummer. Ritsu continued to coo and started an attempt to tease Mio, albeit the circumstances.

"Maybe... Just maybe, Mio-chan doesn't want to eat many sweets because she is monitoring her weight!" Ritsu exclaimed, changing the tone of her voice, she was clearly revealing her real intention for doing this, which is for the laughs. Mio's cheeks flushed pink as she heard the words of Ritsu. She got a point there, she is getting quite fat these days. She needs to reduce some carbohydrate intake. Too bad that Ritsu wasn't done yet. Ritsu grinned at the certain idea that she had obtained moments ago. Mio rose her hands and shook them in a weird manner but Ritsu started to talk again.

"Look at those Mio-chan! Your fats are sticking out!" Ritsu laughed as she squeezed Mio's belly, making Mio's blush intensify to a higher level. She pleaded for Ritsu to stop, holding in the urge to hit her head hard.

"Stop it Ritsu, It's not funny!" Mio screamed, but Ritsu seemed to be a deaf and didn't paid any attention towards the statement of Mio's and continued to stretch and pull her belly. After some weird moments, Mio couldn't hold the urge in any longer as she raised her hand, one hundred miles per hour in speed which stopped at exactly ninety degrees, which was right in Ritsu's head. Ritsu fell down from her seat into the floor, face first. Good thing that she had managed not to pass out because of the huge impact. Mio huffed as she crossed her arms and didn't even checked if Ritsu was alright.

The other members of the band watched the little commotion that was made by their drummer and bassist. They held unique sweat drops in their respective temples. Well, in the case of Mugi, it's different. She definitely loved the scene that Ritsu and Mio had made. She had always loved every single girl to girl interactions. Even though this kind of events happens normally in this room, it was still a strange sight to see. Yui recovered from the confused state of hers and thanked Mio properly.

"Thanks Mio-chan! You're the best!" Yui said as she raised her fist up in the air. Her face showing gratefulness for their bassist. Ritsu had quickly recovered from the attack of Mio's and quickly planned ahead for a surprise attack. Too bad for her that she was knocked back down in the floor by a life threatening punch from Mio, which clearly hit her directly based on her reaction.

"I hadn't done anything yet!" Ritsu complained as she tried to stand up, but fell down just right after she mentioned her statement. She was knocked out by Mio.

"You hadn't done anything 'yet'!" Mio countered her with the same statement, giving emphasis on the last word she said. This made Ritsu stop blabbering and had mustered up some strength to stand up and go back to her proper seat. She gave Mio a glance but the only thing she did was huff and turn around quickly just right after. Ritsu gave out a huge sigh just enough for everyone to hear, but Mio didn't paid any attention to her little show. Yui got another idea up on her head and asked Ritsu for her part of the cake too.

"Hey Ricchan, are you going to eat your cake? Cause if you don't-" Yui's sentence was cut short by the sound of Ritsu's plate going for Yui. Yui could only look at the three plates of cake she was going to eat right now. She rushed her head back up and thanked Ritsu.

"Thanks Ricchan!" Yui said as she gladly accepted her part, now Yui had the half- no, half and almost a quarter of the whole cake. She glanced over Mugi, without any delay, her slice of cake came sliding towards Yui's direction. Yui is one lucky girl, having these kind of friends is fun for sure. The only remaining part she needed to get before she could chow them all down to support her stomach is Azusa's part. So, she started to ask her for it.

"Ne, Azu-nyan," Yui said as she stood up and walked closer to the younger guitarist. Azusa stared at the older one in confusion, she already knew that she was going to ask her part of cake and she had already made out a plan, she'll definitely be successful this time around. She smiled as she awaited for Yui's request.

"If you don't want to eat your pa-" Her sentence was cut for the second time around as Azusa quickly came up with a proper reply.

"You can have it," Azusa said

"Really?" Yui asked, surprised.

"In one condition." this had attracted the attention of the other bandmates as they stared at Azusa in awe. They had never thought giving a condition was a great idea, but they lack the idea when Yui had executed the 'requesting' thingy towards them. All that they could do is facepalm mentally because of Azusa's awesomeness.

"If it is for cake, I'll do anything!" Yui exclaimed as she held that determined look on her face. She would definitely do the impossible to complete her whole cake. Azusa smiled at the acceptance of the deal of Yui's. She announced the condition afterwards.

"We're going to practice right after you're done eating, is that alright?" Azusa said teasingly as she raised an eyebrow, waiting for Yui's reply.

"But I would be tired and would definitely go to sleep right after eating that much!" Yui complained as she waved both of her arms from left to right. Azusa grinned as she moved the plateful of cake farther from Yui. Everything going smoothly just as planned.

"Then no cake for you senpai." She said confidently as she watched Yui's determine look to change into sorrow and sadness. Yui had no choice but to practice right after her buffet like eating spree.

"Alright Azu-nyan..." Yui said with a sigh. "You win, let's practice right after." Yui said as she reached for the unreachable cake. Azusa looked at everyone with a smile. each other band member returned her smile too as she praised herself mentally because of victory. She slided the plateful of cake towards Yui. That piece will complete the whole cake for Yui.

Yui stared at the five platefuls of cake right in front of her, ready to be eaten by nobody but her. She started to drool because of too much excitement. Her friends helped her to go back to the real world by waking her mental mind up. She stopped fantasizing over the cake and prepared herself for the chow them all down.

"Itadakimasu!" Yui announced as she started to chow down in five plates in one time, that might be a new world record. Everyone stared at her in full attention with confused looking faces as she globbered down each plate in less than a minute. Mio looked at the guitarist with worried looking eyes. She remembered that eating too much food in a single time might cause you some trouble.

"Yui-chan, maybe you should slow down for a bit. You know, you might caught hic-"

"Hic!"

Mio's sentence was cut when Yui's hiccup sounded throughout the room. Everyone remained silent seconds after Yui's release. All of them had sweat drops formed on the top of their heads. When Mio recovered from the state of being shocked, she finished her unfinished sentence.

"cups..." Mio ended her sentence as she quickly recovered from the state of trance she was once in. All of the other members of the band snapped out after a minute of despair, they wouldn't snap out if this wasn't because of Yui's hiccups sounding through the room in every fifteen seconds. They continued to stare at her, with mouths open wide. Soon enough, Ritsu broke the awkward silence that had engulfed the whole club room.

"You've caught some hiccups there private!" Ritsu said as she walked over Yui and tapped her shoulders. Yui looked at everyone with those beautiful eyes of hers. Her look quickly turned into an rueful look as she thought about not going to fulfill her promise to her beloved Azu-nyan. She really wanted to practice one in a while, but why did she caught this hiccups in this particular time?

"Yeah... hic!" Yui said, the hiccup ringing all throughout the room, making everyone laugh in nervousness. How would they practice if their lead guitarist plus lead vocalist had hiccups. There are only two ways to let them have practice, to replace her for voice, or cure her hiccups.

"Maybe we can ret- hic! retire for the day... and practice tomorrow!" Yui recommended as a smile crept up her face, while Azusa had done otherwise. This had made Yui more worried. She really wanted to practice, for Azu-nyan.

"Let's try to hic! to cure my hiccups." Yui suggested, quickly making the frown that formed in Azusa's face to turn upside down. Ritsu had a huge grin plastered on her face as she started to brag again.

"You have no fear! Doctor Ritsu is here!" Ritsu announced as she acted like a doctor, holding a pen and a notebook. She was just like a normal pre schooler as she attempted to look like a doctor. All of them watched at Ritsu with different types of smiles and laughs.

"Really, Ricchan? You'll help me to cure hic my hiccups?" Yui asked, pleading for Ritsu to say yes.

"Of course!" Ritsu replied back, making Yui's eyes sparkle once more. Everyone watched this little scene with great smiles, knowing that the band will always be together in struggles like this.

"Yosh, let's get rid of that hiccup of yours, shall we?" Mio said, standing up from her seat, and was soon followed by the two other members, Mugi and Azusa. They had grouped themselves up and cheered.

"Let's go! hic!" The whole band said, it was clearly known that they aren't doing anything related to music this time around, again. Yui's hiccup made the whole band giggle, including Yui herself. Everyone smiled to each other again as they started to make a table for sharing ideas on how to remove hiccups.

"All right, suggestions are now being accepted, if you have hiccups, what you should do to get rid of them?" Ritsu said, opening up the table for suggestions. Mugi smiled as she raised her hand confidently, she had a method inside her mind.

"I heard from my butler that an effective way to remove hiccups was to try to stop your breathing for 15 seconds!" She exclaimed. Yui became excited as she really wanted to try the method already. She had arranged herself in front of the whole band and prepared to make an attempt.

"hic. you guys count for hic me okay?" Yui asked pleadingly for the cooperation of the whole band. They all nodded in agreement as Yui placed a hand on her nose, inhaling a huge amount of air and started to hold her breath, there goes the counting for the others.

"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9" Everyone counted. As every seconds passed, Yui's breath capacity decreased as she started to turn red because of the need of air. She knew that she can't last any longer, they continued to count as her ability to hold her breath decreased and decreased...

"10...11...12...HIC!" The promised fifteen seconds wasn't fulfilled as Yui's roaring hiccups echoed all throughout the room again. Everyone could only sigh in despair. Mugi's idea won't work this time. Everyone gathered back around for them to share another set of thoughts on how to cure Yui's hiccups.

"So... Mugi's plan didn't work, so let's share more ideas!" Ritsu announced as she held a determined look on her face as she continued her statement, "We are not going anywhere but here until Yui's hiccups was cured, are you all with me?" She exclaimed as she invited everyone for a team cheer once more.

"HAI!" They all exclaimed, well, except for Yui because she released another set of hiccups. This had obtained everyone a giggle. Yui could only laugh nervously at the attention that was being paid onto her. She was really happy that everyone was helping. She knew that she was the one and only reason that everyone is being prevented from practicing. But, them together will solve almost everything!

"Hmm..." They all started to think things over right after their little team up. Little did they knew that thinking some solutions wasn't that easy.

"Oh! Oh! I got an idea!" Ritsu said as she rose up again from her seat, she held one of those mischievous grins that she had as always. She announced her idea right after everyone asked her what was on her mind.

"I just remembered that hiccups will be cured if you'll drink lots of water at the same time!" She exclaimed as she raised her eyebrows up and down, making everyone convinced that her idea might work.

"Why hadn't we thought of this in the first time we started?" Azusa complained as everyone only laughed because of the ridiculous reaction of the bluish black haired guitarist.

Yui nodded her head as she got another round to try and cure her hiccups. Mio and Mugi helped themselves to fetch some water for Yui to drink into. There was a huge jug that Mugi had brought just today. Good thing that she had felt an urge that she should bring this piece of apparatus for a certain reason. Yui held a teacup and started pouring water onto it. Everyone smiled and Yui prepared herself to drink.

"Don't drink too much. It might cause you stomachache next." Mio warned as she stared at their lead vocalist and guitarist. Yui only gave her a nod as she started her drinking spree.

After some minutes, Yui had finished a total of ten teacups of water. She had almost vomited because of the huge amount of water intake she had administered. Everyone stared at her in silence as they waited for the result. Ritsu was determined that her plan wouldn't fail her. After 15 seconds, there wasn't any sign of hiccups coming from Yui. Everyone's smile intensified as Yui announced that she was cured.

"Hey everyone, it seems that my hiccups are HIC!" They had failed again...

"gone..." Yui finished her statement in a sorrowful manner as everyone's smile turned upside down. It turned upside down again right after they had came up with the same idea. They had promised that they aren't going anywhere without Yui's hiccups were cured right? Then they have to try and complete everything up. There is a solution to any problem.

"We are not going to give up right?" Azusa said, making everyone's fighting spirit to intensify, they replied with powerful looks on their faces.

"Hai!"

"Hic...Hic...Hic...Hic" Yui's hiccups had indicated the long duration of time that had passed with them having no ideas on how to cure hiccups. There wasn't any ideas that had came in anyone's head. Even though everyone really wanted to practice, but the ideas on how to remove hiccups just can't come inside of their heads. Until... Ritsu had another idea up in her head.

"I heard from someone out there that a passionate kiss would cure someone's hiccups!" She exclaimed as she stood up from her chair, placed both of her hands on her waist, and laughed in an evil-like tone that could irritate anyone! Yui had her face heated up as she thought about her kissing someone inside this room. She would feel like she would be in heaven when that happens.

"Well Hic! who am I going to kiss... p-passionately?" Yui stuttered the last word after a pause. Everyone inside the room thought that this wasn't a great idea... except for Mugi and Ritsu. Because Ritsu is the one who endorsed the idea while Mugi was a person who had always loved every single girl-to-girl moment.

"You're the one who will choose, is that fine?" Ritsu asked Yui, in a slightly teasing monotone. Yui had her head pulled up by some kind of force. She had already someone in mind and that certain someone already knows that she was the one who will be chosen by her senpai. Azusa sighed mentally as she froze dead on her current position.

'I'm just going to hope for the impossible.' She thought as she continued to be like a frozen dairy product.

"Well... Are you up for it Azu-nyan?" Yui said in a cheerful tone, without any interruptions of her hiccups. Azusa blushed furiously as the heat she was releasing unfroze herself and quickly shiver because of mixed emotions. Her blushing face would be visible even if you are meters away from the supplier of the heat.

"N-No. Why would I kiss you Yui-senpai?" she asked, trying to get out of this situation. Of course, she liked her senpai. Even it was just a little affection towards the girl, she knew that this situation wouldn't be fine if they would continue. She would be embarrassed forever if she did something like this with her senpai.

"Oh come on Nakano, you were the one who requested to practice so why won't you give it a try?" She said, countering the rejection Azusa. That made Azusa snapped. Ritsu is right, she was the one who insisted that they should practice today. She was in the middle of a battle with herself right now.

'Why wouldn't I try it? I would like it anyway...' Her blush intensified even more at the thought of her liking the kiss she would most likely share with her senpai. Everyone had noticed her red hue as they started to comfort the little kitten, encouraging her to do it for the sake of Yui.

"go and try it Azusa-chan, I'm sure that you'll do great!" Mugi encouraged, giggling a bit right after her statement. This had made Azusa's situation to be worse than she had thought. Why? Why won't she just do it for her senpai. It's for the band after all.

"N..No.." She repeated the word she had said before. Yui's hiccup had disturbed the cold atmosphere they were at the particular time. Yui had gotten another idea up on her head. She was so determined to cure her hiccups and at the same time, make a lovely moment with her Azu-nyan. She smiled as she moved towards the little kitten.

'Hope that this would work...' Yui thought mentally as she would risk her current relationship with Azusa...

"I just can't let Yui-senpai and me do some-" Azusa's sentence was cut by her senpai's lips pressing onto hers. She was completely shocked that she had let her eyes going wide open. She hadn't noticed that her Yui-senpai was already aiming for the kiss. The first thing that came onto her mind was to quickly break the kiss and run away right after. But, soon after, her feelings had taken over the whole situation as she closed her eyes, and enjoyed the kiss she was making with her senpai. a thought had crossed her mind.

'Ritsu-senpai said... 'Passionately' right? How would we do it?' Her question was quickly answered as their lips' contact intensified even more, Azusa hadn't noticed that even her senpai's tongue was already inside her mouth. She could only sigh in relief mentally because she had made the right choice, to not break the kiss. Meanwhile, the people who were watching the kiss they had made was all shocked. Ritsu had never expected this to happen. She wasn't sure if this was a way to cure hiccups also. Mugi was blushing furiously as she watched the whole scene. This was the most affectionate one that she had watched for a little while now. and Mio just watched them with a smile that had crept onto her face.

The two had broken the kiss a minute after. Gasping for air, they had faced the opposite direction and hadn't talk for centuries, at their time at least. Both of them turned around at the same time just to face each other. Another eternity to spare for the two who had stared onto each other's eyes. Until Yui broke the silence.

"Was my kiss... good?" Yui asked teasingly and in a tensed way and it was super effective as Azusa's face turned red once more.

"..." She hadn't replied.

Everyone watched in amazement as they wanted to say something, but it can't really come out. The awkward silence was quickly cut off by Ritsu, realizing that she was victorious... Yui's hiccups was already gone.

"Hey guys! Yui got rid of her hiccups!" She announced, making the blushing Yui and Azusa snap out of her thoughts. This time, her hiccups was really gone.

"Really!" Yui cooed as she asked everyone, but she had confirmed to herself that her hiccups was already gone. Everyone laughed at the sudden screech she had released. Azusa was still blushing furiously as she stated the thing she had wanted to do in millenniums. to have practice.

"So... L-Let us have p-practice, shall w-we?" She stuttered. The feeling of Yui's lips was still on hers as she moved shakily towards her guitar, and picked it up afterwards. Everyone had followed her right after, agreeing with her. With the time that they had, they could play for an hour.

As everyone got onto their positions, Ritsu tapped her drumsticks together as everyone waited for the correct timing to start the song. There, they were now playing the intro of their crowd pleaser, which was Fuwa Fuwa Time. Everyone smiled to themselves as they can feel the normal feeling of being together as one. Everything went well until...

"HIC!" Another roar of hiccups echoed all throughout of the room as the music halted to a stop.

"Mio-chan?"

"Hic!" It was Mio's turn to experience hiccups.

The End... Or is it the End?

A/N: Well, that's it! I'm sorry if there was something wrong with my work. But please, feel free to point them all out. I wouldn't be hurt at all. XD I might continue this by having Mio's turn... if anyone would want to, then I should make it, if I have more free time. Haha. I would most likely correct my work in terms of grammar tomorrow, or some time...

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