Sympathy for The Devil
"Ugh god! Must we have this wait!"
Stewie Griffen sat in the violet computer chair, awaiting a website to load. "Damn pop-ups!" The site quickly appeared on the screen packed with something more than the long list of muderers throughout American history. "Conjure up Satan huh?" He looked as the ad kept flashing before his baby soft face. "Hmm, that could possibly be help to my life long dream of killing Lois.." He clicked it awaiting another 15 more minutes, cursing madly.
cuts to scene It's a beautiful bright yellow day outside and in the Griffen household as well. "Lois, hey Lois, can I lick the bowl, please, please!" Peter stood standing before Lois as if still a child anticipating the brownie mix left on the bowl. "In a minute Peter, I still have to cut them into squares. Brian enters the kitchen with a martini in his paw. "You know Peter, I think you eat too much sugar, couldn't you have a heart attack at that age?"
"Well, shouldn't you not - drink at that age!" Brian snarled and walked out of the kitchen to the living room, where Meg was laying on the floor watching Amazing Stories. "Have you ever felt scared that Peter, at his age, eats so much? Like he'd have a heart attack?"
"Oh, thats just the way dad is, it doesn't scare me any.
Meanwhile
Stewie prepares for the ritual with 7 black candles, a pentagram, and paper of which he printed the incantation off the Internet. "Oh rise fallen angel, and come to hear my plea, I bid you well, just rise from hell, oh great dark lord oh thee." All of the sudden the closet door opened, and out came Satan with a pitchfork. "Uhh, did you call me?"
"Yes, but why the devil are you in my closet?" Satan shut the door back. "Well, thats where all of the monsters and demons in the world live of course."
"Oh yeah", said Stewie wanting to get to the point. "So what did you want?" Stewie looked, as if confused, but it was obvious he wasn't. "Can you help me kill Lois and accomplish my plan of world domination!"
"Yes! Together we can rule the world!" Stewie stood shocked for a moment. "We? Who said anything about 'we'? I, and, I only shall rule the world, you big red fool!"
Stewie pulls out ray gun and shoots Satan he disappears to ashes then falling to the floor. "Victory is mine!"