Planet Survival

Summary: When the Decpticons, Autobots & Predaking decide to make peace & return to a remade Cybertron, something goes horribly wrong & they get stuck on a weird planet where there's one rule: Survive or die

Megatron: This sla-

Me: LANGUAGE! (Smacks him with a giant mace)

Megatron: I mean this author owns nothing from Transformers

Optimus: How- Nevermind

Chapter 1 Planet Chaos

It was a normal day out in space. The Autobots, Decpticons & the Predaking were all on the newly made Decpticon Warship & were on their way home. Some were passing the time by reading, recharging, playing games, or just sitting around bored. Predaking, Bumblebee, RC (AKA Acree) & Starscream were playing Uno; Bulkhead was practice fighting with Arachnid; Ultra Magnus & Ratchet were working on some new invention & Optimus & Megatron were recharging. "Red 5!" Predaking said placing one down. "Draw 4! Color change to... Yellow!" Bumblebee said. Predaking looked at his hand & saw all RED cards! "Dang it!" he thought. Starscream drew 4 cards & groaned. RC placed a yellow 1. Predaking picked another card. Meanwhile Ratchet was working on the finished synthetic Energon formula. He had almost gotten it right the last time. Also meanwhile Bulkhead was practicing new moves against Arachnid. "Someone sure is getting better." Arachnid thought. She had lost twice against Bulkhead but he had won only 1 match. Finally meanwhile in the recharger room Optimus & Megatron were recharging their sparks. It was surprisingly quiet when Megatron was recharging. It was too good to last. Soon a weird thing happened. The ship got pulled towards another planet. The sensors went haywire & alerted everyone. Megatron & Optimus heard it & reawoke fully charged. "Starscream! What is the meaning of this?!" Megatron roared. "Lord Megatron, apparently some planet we're passing over's magnetic field has caught us & were being drawn to the planet as I speak." Starscream explained. "Is there anyway to-" "Believe me Optimus we have the thrusters at full power but we ain't getting nowhere." Starscream said. "Starscream! We're going down!" RC said trying to pull the ship upwards. Soon the thrusters cut off & the ship dropped like a rock onto the unknown planet. Everyone screamed one of those long screams as the ship plummeted to the ground. It crashed & caught fire. The others raced out just in time before the ship exploded & sent the others flying 30 feet from the crash site. "Is everyone alright?" asked Ratchet. Everyone answered yes. "Wait, where's Lord Megatron?" asked Starscream. "Speaking of that, where's Optimus?" asked Bumblebee. Then the group heard 2 loud screams. "That's Optimus!" Bumblebee said. "& that other one was Lord Megatron." said Starscream. The 2 raced to the source of the screams to find the 2 mechs- Hopping around like rabbits? Then Starscream looked in close & saw porcupine-like quills sticking out of Megatron's butt. "No wonder they're hopping around like that." Starscream said. "What happened?" asked Bumblebee. "After the explosion we got blasted over here. Then when we sat up we jumped & found these quill-like things in our butts." Megatron growled. "It's true actually" Optimus said. "So what could do something like this?" asked Starscream. "I don't know but whatever did do this, I'll beat the slag out of it!" Megatron growled. Then the ground began to rumble. Soon a massive snake rose up. It had porcupine-like quills on its back, belly & sides. It released a loud roar that sounded like a hiss with a growl combined. The Cybertronians got their weapons out & tried to shoot when they found out something weird: Their weapons didn't work! "Lord Megatron, I fear our weapons don't work." said Starscream. "Thank you Captain Obvious" Megatron said sarcastically. Then the snake shot its quills at the Cybertronians. "Dang it!" shouted Megatron. "We'd better leave" Optimus said. "Uh... Ya think?!" Starscream asked. The 4 bots raced thru the land. They tried to transform into their vehicle form but it didn't work! Optimus, Megatron, Bumblebee & Starscream ran until they got away from the snake's quills. "This- Is- Bad" said Optimus. "How bad is the damage to the ship?" asked Megatron. "It's completely wrecked. I doubt if we could salvage anything." Ratchet said. Then they heard a loud screech. Everyone looked to the skies & saw a massive beast with bird wings & body; an alligator's head, a T-Rexs' legs & the tail of a raptor. Everyone ran away from it. The thing flew towards them & fired a massive cloud of poisonous acid. Predaking took to the air & flew towards the beast. He blew his powerful flame & found out something helpful & dangerous. The poisonous acid was highly explosive. The thing fired another cloud & Predaking dodged it. Then he led the bird thing to the cloud & quickly ignited it causing a massive explosion that engulfed the bird thing. It fell out of the sky & crashed to the ground. "Hey guys! I got it! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! That's right! Who da Predaking?! Huh?! Yeah, dat's right, it's me!" Predaking said celebrating too early. "Predaking! Look!" shouted RC. Predaking looked behind himself & saw the bird thing looking at him with an evil grin. "Hi" Predaking said 'smiling' nervously. He quickly took to the air with that thing following close behind. Predaking swooped down low near the others. "Think I could get some support here?!" he asked. "Sorry, can't! Weapons don't work & neither do our transformations." said Bumblebee. Predaking groaned & flew straight up into the air. The bird spewed a massive cloud again but Predaking dodged it. It was just a distraction because now the bird was shooting acidic pellets in the shape of bullets at him. Predaking flew away but then the bird shot a massive one that crashed into Predaking's left wing, severely damaging it. Then the bird swiftly spewed a massive poisonous cloud. It was so big it covered Predaking completely. Then the bird shot an acid bullet at the back of Predaking's head & caused him to shoot a small flame out. It didn't matter, the cloud exploded around the Predacon & he fell out of the sky. He roared loudly as he fell. RC heard it & rushed to his landing spot. The others stopped dead in their tracks. The bird swooped in to eat but was kicked in the chest by RC. It crashed to the ground & soon got back onto its feet. RC quickly put her fists up in defense. The bird got a new cloud ready & RC moved in close & smacked it. It growled but was looking around as if it couldn't see RC. She stood right in front of it & it still didn't see her. She stood far away from it & then it noticed her. She then rushed it & it fired acidic bullets. RC got close to it & it kept missing her. RC found a weakness: It can't fight melee & it can only see you if you're a long distance. RC realized this & started using punches & kicks. The bird thing looked around rapidly but it still couldn't see her. Soon RC had melee moved the bird thing so bad it eventually flew away. "Thanks a-lot" Predaking said. "Are you ok?" asked RC. "Not really, that explosion didn't do any damage but my left wing is REALLY sore." Predaking growled. "Can you still walk?" asked RC. "Oh yeah I can still walk." Predaking said. "Good, let's go" said RC. Predaking snorted some smoke at her & followed. "At least it's gone for now" Ratchet said. "We'd better find some place to rest for the night. After today, even I don't want to know what's lurking in the dark." Megatron said. "Hey! There's a cave over there, I think we all can fit." Magnus said. "Well it's better than nothing." Optimus said. The group headed for the cave & found out that it was much bigger than expected. "We should be safe in here." Predaking said looking outside & sitting down. "& how do you know?" asked Megatron. "Because if there's anyone who knows anything about surviving in the wilderness it's the author of this book called 'Survival in the Wilderness Transformer version' it says that a cave makes a good shelter because it's sometimes warm, it protects you from the elements & they're usually hidden." Predaking explained. Everyone one stared at him funny. "What?! That's what is says!" Predaking said. "Well does it say how to survive until we can get out of here?" asked Starscream. "Yeah! Pg15, paragraph 2: It says 'To survive in the wilderness you must act like a pride of lions or a pack of wolves. Everyone looks out for one another no matter what. Some will gather food. Some will keep guard over the territory-' in this case this cave. Plus, we'll need 2 leaders & that's pretty much all it says we need for now." Predaking said. Everyone looked at one another strangely. "Ya know we could discuss this tomorrow right?" asked Predaking. "Yeah that would be best." the others answered. They all soon went to sleep. Well except 2, you know. "Optimus? You awake?" asked Megatron. "What do you think?" he answered. "You still got those quills in you?" Megatron asked. "Same goes for you" Optimus said. "So you ever seen a place like this?" asked Megatron. "No, no Autobot anywhere talked about a place as bad as this. You?" asked Optimus. "I checked, nothing. So how could both our forces miss a place like this?" asked Megatron. "Even I am asking that question. Because we can't transform, we can't use our weapons, we can only fight melee combat & there's always something trying to kill us." Optimus said. "Sounds like something out of that law of the jungle thing I heard about. Where there's one rule: Survive or die" Megatron said. Optimus thought that for a while. "Sounds like something I would say but not as savage-sounding." Optimus said. "Hey shut up I'm trying to sleep here." Arachnid growled. "Hey spider-girl, why don't you make yourself useful & get rid of these quills? At this rate I'll look like I mugged a cactus." Megatron growled. "Anything to get you 2 to shut up." Arachnid said. She removed all the quills & dumped them outside. "Now shut up" Arachnid growled going back to sleep. "Is she always like this?" Optimus asked. "Eh, ya get used to it. Now, about-MPH!" Megatron said before a web-like substance hit his mouth covering it shut. Then a web glob hit Optimus in the mouth, silencing him too. "Now if you both don't mind..." Airachnid groaned falling back asleep. Megatron & Optimus exchanged glances before they knew how to get back at Arachnid for this. But they decided to wait until tomorrow. The 2 turned off their optics & went to sleep.

Megatron: What was with the spines in the butt gag?!

Me: I got it from some cartoons I saw. Thought it would be funny. What, you've got no sense of humor?!

Megatron: A- I-

Me: (Smacks him with a giant baseball bat)

Optimus: I'd really like to know where you got that

Me: From Giant, where else?

Optimus: (Facepalms) R&R