Sasuke sat in his grand house and suddenly the door flung open, "Sasuke," came a ghostly voice.
Sasuke jumped up, "Peter Jones?"
"No, me, Fugaku back from the grave," Sasuke's zombie dad marched in.
"Out, you're leaving mud-prints on the floor!" Sasuke hissed as Fugaku sat down and started reading a book.
"Do you remember the good old days when I was alive Sasuke?" Fugaku asked sadly.
"Mate, I am the heart and soul of those days," Sasuke laughed.
Itachi appeared at the door, "Family gathering is it? Hope you don't mind that I brought Kisame along?"
Sasuke watched as Kisame came in after Itachi.
"Erm, this is my house guys you're like, totally taking over it," Sasuke moaned.
Kisame bit Sasuke hard on the nipple.
"A question," Sasuke turned to him.
"Oh yes?" Everyone else in the room said and glanced up.
"No not you two," Sasuke hissed at his father and brother, "filthy Uchiha's,"
"What is your question my boy?" Kisame smiled.
"Well I'm wondering why your here, why my dad's back alive and reading a newspaper, what's the weather like outside and is this post or after the time skip?"
Kisame blinked, "You're a bit weird,"
"Get out!" Sasuke roared and kicked Kisame out, Itachi sniffed with sadness.
There was a knock outside from the darkness (It's night-tiiiiiiime- like from Slade)
"Who is it?" Sasuke asked and opened the door.
Kakashi popped his head through and sung, "Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, merry, merry king of the bush is he, laugh kookaburra, laugh kookaburra gay your life must be,"
Everyone clapped. "However this is a private party," Sasuke explained after the applause.
"Oh no I have the sharingan you see," Kakashi smiled so Sasuke let him in.
Sasuke, Fugaku and Itachi started playing Cluedo and Kakashi felt left out.
"Oh," Fugaku noticed Kakashi, "Are you an Uchiha back from the grave?"
"Yeah," Kakashi lied but honestly believed it was true, "but you're not,"
"Oh, an Uchiha test!" Itachi gasped, "Do me do me!"
"I'll do you mate," Deidara winked through the window.
"Who's that?" Fugaku asked.
"Well if you hadn't been dead for so many years maybe you would know," Itachi mocked angrily.
"Yeah but you killed him so it's your fault," Kakashi pointed out to Itachi.
"Tensions are running high!" Sasuke announced with amusement.
"Right real funny," Fugaku said sarcastically.
"You've always liked Itachi more, even when he killed you, you still hated me more!" Sasuke burst into tears.
"Well there's a reason, your very annoying," Fugaku laughed.
"Oh well that's fine then," Sasuke laughed to.
"But," Fugaku paused.
"But arse pooey but ew bottoms fart," Kakashi said randomly.
"Right real creepy, forget I asked," Itachi frowned.
"Anyway I was actually going to say I've declared war on you before I was rudely interrupted by copy-cat face Kak-Kakashi," Fugaku went on.
"What's this about?"
It was Tsunade who marched in and gasped at the sight of Fugaku who was meant to be dead... because she killed him, not Itachi!
"Well my zombie dad's declared war on me," Sasuke explained casually.
"Sounds like a fun game," Naruto wandered in and said.
"Ooh, here's Sasuke's boyfriend," Itachi giggled.
"No," Kakashi said angrily and glared at Itachi.
"Somebody's a homophobic bitch," Tsunade whispered to Itachi and nodded at Kakashi.
"I'm not!" Naruto cried and ran out.
"Run Sasuke!" Tsunade suddenly yelled and kicked Sasuke out the door.
Next thing Sasuke saw was his house being blown up and Fugaku standing there with a bazooka, the war had began and his father had Kakashi, Itachi and Tsunade on his side.
"I better leave the village," Sasuke exclaimed.
"Yeah mate you do that," Percy the spider who was Sasuke's imaginary friend nodded.
TheDunDun assures that Tsunade was in-fact the slayer of the Uchiha's and Itachi just looked a lot like her back then which caused all the confusion, if you were to check manga 44 you will find this on the third panel on the second page.