All The Harry Potters Abridged
A/N: Everyone knows I'm a Potterhead. But it's good to be able to laugh at the things you love. :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I wish I owned Neville Longbottom, but I don't.
THIS ISN'T INTENDED TO DISRESPECT ANYONE. It's all in good fun. I respect J.K. Rowling and all she's done.
Warning: Strong language ahead.
Year 1
So, Harry's a wizard. Hooray! So he goes to school, and shit goes down. I mean, a LOT of shit! So much that it's too hard to remember it all! Oh, there's the Sorcerer's Stone, and it's in danger. But all you really need to know is that Harry kicks ass at the end, and Lord Voldemort is defeated.
Year 2
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, and all the Muggleborns are in trouble. Shit goes down. Harry kicks ass at the end. Lord Voldemort is defeated.
Year 3
Harry's in trouble. Shit goes down. Harry and Hermione kick ass at the end. That fat fuck runs away.
Year 4
Harry, Cedric, Fleur, and Krum are in trouble. Shit goes down. Harry goes through puberty. Cedric dies. Harry kicks ass at the end. Voldemort comes back.
Year 5
Umbridge is a big bitch. Dumbledore's Army is formed. Shit goes down. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, and Luna kick ass at the end. Voldemort runs away like a pansy.
Year 6
Everyone's in love. Shit goes down. Dumbledore gets his ass murdered. Voldemort rises.
Year 7
Harry, Ron, and Hermione go camping. Shit goes down. More shit goes down. People die. Neville becomes a badass motherfucker. Harry finally kills Voldemort's sorry ass. Bellatrix gets killed by that badass Molly Weasley. And it all ends happily and shit.
Yeah. I just saved you hours of reading and sitting in front of your TV! :) Your welcome.
A/N: I really don't know where this comes from. It kind of scares me.
Review please! :)