The Obsessive-Compulsive Smashers Show!
By Hoogiman

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Super Smash Brothers which I happen to feature in this story. These Smash Brothers characters are the property of Nintendo. However, my awful personality-lacking OCs are the property of me, which is probably something I shouldn't even state here because they are so dull, boring and generic that they have no redeeming or memorable values whatsoever. I would also like to apologise for Joeb for thinking he likes Green Day (he's moved on to those kids who won the kid version of American Idol (Pop Idol if you live in England (The English came up with it first, so don't think your version is special, American readers))). Now that all of that unrelated text is in the middle, I will conceal it with this following statement. I do not own any of the characters from Super Smash Brothers which I happen to feature in this story. These Smash Brothers characters are the property of Nintendo. (Bloody hell (Lol Ron Weasely) the disclaimer is longer than the actual story).

Author's note: All of the characters will be covered, in essence of Know Your Smashers/rip-offs any other of those chat shows that cover a few individuals each chapter. If you tell me who to do next, most likely your character will go last, except if I like your favourite character, then you get off.

Dry note: This is dry as a swimming pool with no water. And that's pretty dry, right?

The Obsessive Smashers Show!
Episode One: Marth

"Marth, he is a prince, and also an excellent swordsman! A marvellous and great fighter!" said the narrator. "He is ranked in the top six and has many major Smash titles under his belt!"

Some pictures of Marth hitting other people appeared up on the screen.

"However, there are different Marth and Roys, that we haven't seen or heard of!" said the narrator, "In this Smash Channel exclusive, we will show you, the secret, declining lives of the Smashers, at home!"

"Hey Falcon, cool car!" said Marth, laughing.

"Hey, thanks," said Captain Falcon.

"How much did it cost?" asked Marth, giggling incessantly.

"Er… about half a million," said Captain Falcon, nodding with pride.

"Marth... is a pyromaniac…" said the narrator, "Which means he likes to light things on fire!"

Marth lit a match.

"Hey, what are you doing with that match?" asked Captain Falcon.

"Oh, nothing," said Marth slyly, still giggling.

Marth dropped the match.

"Oh, oops," said Marth, faking, "Sorry."

"Dude, that's my car!" said Falcon, alarmed.

"What car?" asked Marth, looking at the car, which was starting to burn.

"NUUUEZ!" screamed Falcon.

Marth continued to laugh.

"However, there is a major drawback to his unhealthy obsession," said the narrator.

The whole car was alight.

The flames reached the fuel tank.

The car blew up.

And because Marth was right next to the car, so did he.

"Hahaha, serves you right," said Falcon. "Haha, Marth got hurt."

Falcon looked at his car.

"NUUUEZ!1" screamed Falcon, "MY CAR!"

"His obsessive behaviour is dangerous for his health in general," said the narrator, "And this could also lead to the annoyance of other people."

"Hey Samus!" said Marth, walking up to Samus, "You know how you're always so worried about taking off your suit?"

"Yes?" said Samus.

"Well you don't have to worry anymore, as your power suit is on fire!" giggled Marth.

"WHAT!" screamed Samus.

"It's on fire," laughed Marth, "Despite the suit being able to withstand explosions and break the laws of gravity, I somehow managed to melt it with safety matches!"

"But I'm wearing my suit!" said Samus, shocked.

"Then what did I light on fire?" asked Marth.

"Oh no!" screamed Mario, running outside, "Luigi has been lit to death!"

Everyone had a good chuckle, because of their sadistic pleasures out of Luigi dying.

Abrupt, generic unfunny Luigi death ending.

"Well, that's all for today!" said the narrator.

EDN.
(of chapter)

See? That was really dry. Review, but please, please, PLEASE, DO NOT review who you want me to do next.