Disclaimer: The song, and all the actors/movies mentioned aren't mine.
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Michael Jackson was pale
The day my power failed
And I went to see War of the Worlds.
Jessica Alba was there.
I didn't know or care,
Cause she played an invisible girl.
Then something went wrong,
Peter Jackson's King Kong,
It got caught in a digital jam.
And from a fiery depth,
It came from
The internet
And this is how the e-mail ran:
Utter fiction
Reality TV shows
Plastic surgeons
Fixed Ashley Simpson's nose
See Angelina fighting over
Brad with Jen
The Star Wars prequels
Reached their end
Whoa-oh-oh!
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I knew J.R.R Tolkien
Musta thought they were jokin'
When Elijah Wood took to the Shire.
And I really had fun
When Kirsten Dunst
Snog an upside-down Tobey Maguire.
Nicole Kidman said diamonds
Were her best friends.
Tom Cruise wasn't what he once was.
When V For Vendetta arrives,
Natalie Portman's archives
Show her head bearing nothing but fuzz
For an…
Utter fiction
Reality TV shows
Plastic surgeons
Fixed Ashley Simpson's nose
See Angelina fighting over
Brad with Jen
The Star Wars prequels
Reached their end
Whoa-oh-oh!
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I wanna know
Whoa-oh-oh!
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With Sandra Oh,
Whoa-oh-oh!
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To cause a row,
Whoa-oh-oh!
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