Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine. Period.

A/N: I write fics starring Naruto as a girl. The first is 'Mesmerize'. This is a high school fanfic where Naruto Uzumaki is a real girl. I'm still making the physical appearance the same as much as possible. Naruto in this story is a flat-chested, kawaii Japanese girl who studies in a school called Konoha High. It's really easy for girls in Japan to be mistaken as guys… ne?

Prologue

"What the hell is this all about?" A very alarmed Naruto backed away from Iruka.

"Your school uniform!" Iruka happily chirped. His eyes curved into perfect arcs. The fact that the man's face gleamed with anticipation made the blonde shiver in response.

"Uh- I think you got the wrong size… isn't the blouse a bit small…. And… is that a skirt or a belt?" The blonde girl's face was contorted with evident horror.

"That's why you're wearing it. We'll see if it FITS you PERFECTLY…" The smile widened. Naruto took another step back.

"HELL. NO. You know I'm not into cosplaying… " The blonde backed away from the clothing that eerily resembled Sailor Moons' costume.

She stared at it warily- as if the harmless piece of clothing would suddenly spring to life and chase her around. The idea- Naruto thought- would soon haunt her dreams.

"Oh- but you MUST. This is the designated school uniform. Don't you think it's cute?" Iruka's honey-coated voice was laced with threat- daring the blonde to disagree.

"Uh…" Naruto's eyes darted away from the clothing- trying to devise an escape route to escape her fated encounter with the object of her nightmares while Iruka blabbered about the exquisite details that made the so-called outfit look 'cute'.

Naruto wondered how Iruka could stomach what he is saying. It looks- ugly… nope- to be more precise- it looks HORRID.

"… and I'm sure you'll look cute in it." Iruka finally finished his impromptu speech.

"If you're telling me that I'm wearing that for the rest of the year then I would prefer wearing the boy's uniform…"

And with that declaration, Uzumaki Naruto's High School Life is about to unfold…