Disclaimer: I do not own No More Heroes. Nor do I won Suda 51 or that video game company of his.
A/N: It's kinda funny and disturbing at the same time how there's alot of Death Metal X Shinobu fanart on Deviant Art...
Yeah, this is a drabble.
The bell hanging over the front door of Beef Head Videos let out a chime, and Bishop Shidux glanced up from his magazine, expecting it to be Travis once again, only to instead witness the oddest person he'd ever seen walk rather lazily up to the counter. This strange man wore a bandanna over his mouth, and he had a tall dark-green mohawk that flopped up and down with every step he took. He had a guitar strapped around his back, and he was topless, with a pair of shaggy overalls as his only noticeable clothing. If anything, Bishop would have guessed that this guy came into the video store by mistake, thinking it was a meth lab or something.
'Goddamn, this town is full of weirdos...'
The odd-looking man began to take out his wallet as he spoke in a thick, foreign accent, "Ehh...iz this za meth lab?"
Bishop sighed. 'I knew it...'
"No," he replied, "This isn't the meth lab...I don't even know where there's a meth lab around here anyway!! You're in a FRICKIN' VIDEO STORE!!!"
The man's eyes grew wide in shock. "...Really?"
"Yes, really!!!"
"Oh...oh dear...forgive me, zhen...zorry for the miztake..." Giving a slight bow, the man awkwardly ran out of the building as fast as his lanky legs could carry him.
Rolling his eyes, Bishop went back to reading his magazine. 'Jeez...why do so many people seem to think this place is a goddamn meth lab...?'
Sticking her head out from the employee's only room, Diane asked rather casually, "Hey, want some meth?"
"NO!!!"