It was a sad day for the Green Penguin because someone had stolen all the awesome socks from Spam Land. The Green Penguin was very upset because everyone knew that socks were the best item of clothing and anyone who didn't think so was probably in league with the elephants who killed the King of Mars.
Everyone who lived in Spam Land searched high and low for the awesome socks, but they were nowhere to be found. The Green Penguin went to the Spam Mountain to pray to the Goddess of Spam for the return of the awesome socks.
It wasn't until three days later the socks found by the Green Penguin. It seemed the goats had stolen because they were jealous of how awesome they were which the Green Penguin could understand. However, the theft could not be forgotten and the goats were sent to the Moon to work for the Demon Fish.