Title: Poof! The Fairy Tale Dilemma
Disclaimer: I own nothing! Well…except a cute little stuffed animal, and my best friend, Marshmelow.
Chapter One: Potion Gone…sparkly?
Hermione was beyond mad.
She was seething with barely controlled rage as Draco, once again, "accidentally" knocked white dye onto her black robes.
Snape, again, chose to ignore this.
The bushy-haired, petite bookworm then decided to "accidentally" step hard on his foot. Revenge for: a). being, unfortunately, stuck as his Potions partner, b). breathing and, currently the topic of discussion, c). spilling permanently white dye onto her black robes.
Even if she wasn't fashionable, a girl had to at least be clean and dye free!
Draco yelped, and glared at Hermione, his blue eyes sending sparks flying everywhere. Hermione backed up a little bit; he was tall, muscular, devilishly handsome and, when angered, a little more than terrifying.
They both continued working on their potion after a stare-down and Hermione Granger winning it.
When the girl's back was turned, Malfoy decided to dunk the whole dye bottle on Granger's head.
"Malfoy, you stupid idiotic HOOKER! I'm going to kill you!" Hermione then threw herself onto Draco, sending him toppling to the ground, strangling him; their boiling cauldron of red-gooey liquid teetering close to the edge.
"Enough!" Snape pointed his wand at the students rolling around on the ground, trying to dominate each other.
"Go Hermione, go!" Harry and Ron cheered from the side lines, awed at the fact that their friend could stand her own with Slytherin's finest physical specimen.
"No, get off him you stupid mudblood! Don't hurt the face!" All the girls in the class, including the Gryffindors, whimpered.
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger continued to tumble around on the ground, while Snape screeched above them, deducting various points from both Houses.
SPLASH! BAM!
The loud bang of a cauldron landing on the ground made everyone stop, including the now-covered Hermione and Draco.
They looked at themselves. Then they looked at each other.
Both of them turned various, unflattering shades of red, then they stood up, enraged.
"This is your entire fault, Granger!" Draco accused as he removed the gunk from his face
"Is not, Malfoy, it's YOURS!"
"Is not you pathetic—"
"Is too you egoistical—"
They both stopped at mid-sentence as they were thrown against a wall by some unknown force. They slumped down to the ground, the red goo seeping into their skin, making both parties incredibly shiny and sparkly.
The males snickered. The girls sighed at the sight of Draco Malfoy being all sparkly and yummy-like.
A gasp soon over took the room as both unconscious students disappeared into the wall, one moment there, the next gone.
Snape simply stared, then ran out of the room, instructing everyone to leave, as he went in search of Dumbledore.
Author's Note: Sorry it was so short, incredibly slow, and uneventful [and really choppy too]. I promise it will get better! Please review, review, review! It'll make me write another chapter soon! [hint, hint]
Oh, and yes, I did make a reference to Twilight here, so sue me. :P
~Not-Your-Average-Fairy-Tale