Chapter 1

Pop Tart Porn

"Aaaah! Sora! What the hell?" yelled Roxas, annoyed that his spiky haired friend had tackled him from behind once again. The streets of Twilight Town were silent and all that could be heard in the small park was the boys' laughter and Roxas's yells.

"Hey Roxas!" replied Sora, chipper as always.

"Uh, hi?" said Roxas, calmed down after Sora's intrusion.

"Watch ya doin' on Friday?"

"Nothing, why?"

"Oh, no reason, just wondering."

"Wondering what? What are you getting at Sora?" enquired Roxas, lazily swaying, back and forth in the park swing.

"Well..." Sora pulled an envelope out of his pocket and handed it to Roxas.

"What's this?"

"That is an invitation." answered Sora, innocently.

"An invitation to what?"

"Well open it and find out silly!" Rolling his eyes, Roxas opened and read the invitation-

You're invited to Sora's 15th Birthday Slumber Party!

When: Friday 1pm-Monday 1pm

Where: 813 Ronin St.

Bring: Sleeping bag, and present

"A slumber party?" asked Roxas.

"Yep! So will you come?" asked Sora hopeful as ever.

"Err...I don't know."

"Oh come on Roxas! Please come! There's some one coming to the party who I really want you to meet!"

"Really? Who?"

"Oh, well that's a surprise."

"Come on Sora, tell me!"

"Nope. I guess you'll just have to come to find out!"

"Fine, I'll come."

"Really?! Thanks Roxas!" With that, the boy left the park, leaving Roxas alone.

What's the harm? It's only a slumber party I guess...

"Time for some ice cream!" Said Roxas to himself as he entered the ice cream parlor, the bell above the door ringing and alerting the girl behind the counter to his presence. Hmmm, sea salt, or chocolate?

"Hey Roxas!" The blonde turned his focus away from the menu and faced his friend Riku, who had just walked in, carrying a shopping bag with the Toy Store logo on it.

"Oh, hey Riku, what's in the bag?"

"It's Sora's present. Want to see what I get him?"

"Sure." Riku stuck his hand in the bag and pulled out a teddy bear. Roxas couldn't do much but stare, unbelievably, at the cuddly little bear. Though, he wasn't as shocked as he probably should have been.

"Think Sora will like it?" asked Riku.

"Oh, uh, yeah I'm sure he'll love it."

"Thanks, what did you get him?"

"I just got him that D.S. game that he's been begging for."

"Oh, I'm sure that he'll like it. Want to take a seat?"

The two boys got their ice cream and sat down at a booth.

"So did you hear?" asked Riku licking his vanilla ice cream cone.

"Hear what?"

"That there's gonna be some new kids at the party."

"Oh, really?" replied Roxas, only mildly interested in Riku and more focused on his melting ice cream.

"Yeah, Sora's cousin is coming and he's bringing a friend."

"Sora's cousin?" Could this be the special person that Sora wants me to meet?

"He's not much like Sora though."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, Sora described him as being the black sheep of the family. He really wouldn't tell me much about him, he would even tell me his name! And his friend is some sort of musician, I didn't learn his name either."

"Wow, and you're his boyfriend." If even Riku is in the dark then these guys must be something else.

Roxas walked up the steps to the 813 Ronin St. home holding a present and a duffle bag. "Roxas!" The door opened and Roxas was almost immediately engulfed in one of Sora's monster hugs. After escaping narrowly from Sora he walked into the living room and was greeted by his two friends, Hayner and Riku.

"Hey Rox!" exclaimed Hayner at the site of the other blonde.

"Hey!"

"Sora didn't break any of your ribs did he?"

"No, I'm o.k. Hey, where's Pence?"

"Oh, he came down with the flu. He decided that it was a good idea to stand out in the rain and take pictures of puddles." replied Riku, answering the blondes question about the absent friend.

"Oh, that sucks."

"Well, anyways, anyone have an idea of when the mystery cousin is showing up?" enquired Hayner.

"Oh, don't worry guys, my cousin and his friend will be here any minute now!" Said Sora, and no more then five seconds later the door bell rang fallowed by several taps on the door. As Sora left the room to answer the door the room fell silent as the three boys waited for their friend to return with the two unknown guests. Moments later, Sora walked into the room escorted by two, older looking boys. One boy, on his left, had bright red hair which resembled a flame and two identical, triangular tattoos on either side of his face. On Sora's right was another boy who was blonde, with several, misplaced bangs falling across his face. He was also carrying a large case that looked like it held a large guitar.

So, the prodigal cousin has arrived. Thought Roxas in his head, taking in the appearance of the two.

"Ahem." said Sora, unnecessarily trying to get the rooms attention. "I would like to introduce you too my cousin Axel." Gesturing to his left, "And his friend Demyx." Gesturing to his right.

"So these are your friends?" asked Axel, almost in a mocking tone that put him immediately on Roxas's bad side.

"So, you guys enjoy music?" asked Demyx sheepishly trying to start a conversation, and it worked in all of its awkward glory.

A while later the party had picked up nicely. Hayner and Demyx were out in the corner of the living room talking about something or other, and Demyx flaunting his musical abilities. It turns out that the instrument hiding in that massive case was a sitar which Demyx considered himself an expert at. Sora and Riku were playing video games of some sort on his T.V. Though despite the atmosphere, Roxas, as in any social situation was left hanging on the edge of the room drinking his soda. Though, the blonde was not the only one being left out of the party, the tall red head, Axel was on the opposite side of the room, also excluded. Unknown to Roxas, Axel, had been eyeing him ever since he entered the room, and was still sneakelly watching him.

So, this is the famous Roxas? Wow, he's just how Sora described him to me. That kid knows me too well...while the red head was thinking he was unaware of the smirk that was now playing across his face. He was also unaware of the fact that Roxas, the cause of these thoughts, was also thinking about him.

This is the guy that Sora was all excited about me meeting? Sora really doesn't know my taste I guess. What was he thinking? Look at this guy, he's a freak show. Roxas took in Axel's appearance. The boy didn't exactly blend in. He was adorned with a black T-shirt featuring a message in red writing that said "Play With Matches" and red trip pants, straight out of Hot Topic.

Suddenly, Axel decided to pay the little blonde on the other side of the room a visit. Casually, the lanky teen walked over to Roxas.

Oh shit, he's coming over here! Mentally screamed the boy.

"Sooooooo, how are yoooooouu?" asked Axel, stretching the vowels out.

"Ummm, o.k.?"

"That's goooooood." answered Axel, slightly leaning in towards Roxas.

"So, what's your name again?" enquired the red head.

"Roxas."

"Roxas, Roxas, hmmm..." Axel tested the name a few time to see how it felt on his lips.

"That's a boring name." Bluntly stated Axel.

"What's wrong with my name?" demanded Roxas, annoyed at Axel's remark.

"I'm gonna call you Roxie!"

"What the hell?" Exclaimed Roxas.

"So Roxie, ever seen pop tart porn?"

"What the hell is pop tart porn?" Asked Roxas, who was more than confused by this conversation.

"Oh, you know, porn, only with pop tarts! Haven't you ever seen porn before Roxie?"

"No! Why would I be watching porn?"

"What!? You've never seen porn?" yelled Axel. The room got a bit quieter and Roxas could feel his friends staring at him and Axel. The last thing he wanted was Hayner telling everyone at school that Roxas watched porn with a freak like Axel.

To Roxas's relief the conversation was cut short when Sora got up in the center of the room as if to make an announcement.

"Time for cake and presents!" Yelled Sora as enthusiastically as a five year old about to get his first bike. The boys gathered around the table to sing happy birthday. Axel pulled a lighter out of his pocket and prepared to light the cake when Sora grabbed it away and handed the flaming contraption to Riku. "What the hell Sora? I'm responsible enough to light a fricken birthday cake?" Said Axel, insulted. "Oh yeah? Remember when you were 8 and you decided that you were responsible enough to run the stove? You weren't aloud near anything except cereal and milk for a year." replied Sora, blatantly. Riku began lighting the birthday candles, Axel still grumbling under his breath. "Time to sing happy birthday!" announced Riku. The boys all sang the song that they had sung a thousand times and then began hastily digging into the cake, only to be met with a horrible taste.

"What the hell is in this?" asked Hayner as he chocked down a bite of the cake.

"I think I saw a finger!" exclaimed Demyx, examining his slice.

"Shh, don't make Sora feel bad." scolded Riku, always looking out for the younger male, who after all was his boyfriend.

"Do you guys like the cake?" asked Sora with his huge puppy dog eyes.

"Oh. yeah, it's great Sora." replied Roxas, not wanting to face the wrath of Riku. Fearing the pain they would face if they upset Sora, all the boys chocked down a peace to prove to Sora that they liked his putrid cake. Though, the concoction was quickly disposed of as soon as the boy turned his back, but Riku was the last one to dump his cake, wanting to eat some more just to please his boyfriend.

Soon after the cake and the presents were unwrapped and then there seemed nothing left for the boys to do but enjoy themselves.

Roxas was now playing video games with Hayner, trying hard to distance himself from Axel, fearing another conversation. Demyx was also instructing Riku on the sitar. Suddenly, Riku walked into the middle of the room and addressed the group of boys.

"Well boys, it's time for the real fun to being." What does he got up his sleeve? thought Roxas.

"Three words my friends, Truth or Dare."

"Riku, that's a terrific idea!" exclaimed Sora, thrilled that his boyfriend had thought of the perfect game to kick off the first night of the party. Oh god. Roxas silently prayed for a reason to ditch the party. As all the boys began to talk and move into a circle in the middle of the room Roxas locked eyes with a certain tattooed, red headed boy, who had a smirk a mile wide, playing across his face in away that made Roxas want to puke from the twinge of butterflies that were gathering in his stomach.