Hi guys! This is my 1st real yyh story! The story gets really good just bear w/ me on this chapter. I'm nervous! Well without any further ado...the story...
I blew a smoke ring around my victim...er client. His blue green flesh was slimy and his ugly yellow cat eyes focused nervously on me. I sighed.
"Look mr. Hiyomishi." I said. "there's nothing I can do about your "financial" problem. Is it my fault that you didn't pay your bills on time for the past 3 months? NO."
"B...but." he stammered in a hollow scaly voice. "I have a family to feed!"
"And they'll figure out a way to get feed!" i snapped then mumbled. "Hopefully they'll starve. 1 less demon in the world? I'm not complaining."I pushed a button on my intercom. "Carmen send in the officers to take Mr. Hiyomishi to the state prison."
The door at the end of my office flew open and a pair of unnaturally buff men each grabbed an arm of his and began to drag him away.
"You can't do this!" he yelled back to me. "I'm paying you!"
"Oh don't worry about it!" I yelled cheerfully to him. "I'll take my money out of your families check every month. Have fun!"
They left. I sucked hard on the cigarette and sighed happily.
"No that seeing another dirty demon locked up isn't pay enough." I said aloud then thought for a moment. "But it doesn't pay the bills..."
I spun my chair to face my large mirrored window. A dark city below faced me, I grinned, Sinaly City. My hometown. I grew up here. It's constantly dark skies loomed high above me. Demons used to rome the roads killing anything that looked like it might scream alot. They killed my father. I made it my mission in life to kill them off or lock them all away. Whatever happens 1st.
My name is Panther Putz. I'm a investigator for my city.
I put my smoke out in the gold ash tray next to me and soaked in the fact I had locked up another 1. 1 less person to worry about at night. 1 more live saved. It didn't bother me killing them. An eye for an eyes right? A tooth for a tooth? Only in my case it's more of a tooth for a mouthful. Whatever works right?
My secretary popped her head in. Her yellow hair tighed into a messy bun and her green eyes sparkled happily.
"Matt called." she chimed. "He wants you down at 0123 n.w. 87 avenue. There's been a murder."
"Spanx." I called to her as she closed the door.
I concealed my cigarette pack in my pocket and grabbed my keys off the desk. Matt and I were partners. He found the murders and I solved them. That's what we were. The demon control and detain center, The D.C.D.C. We put away and had license to kill any or all demons. I went downstairs and into my ferrari. (what? I didn't say the job didn't pay well!) I turned it on and let the engine roar. I pulled outta my spot and onto the dark roads. They were practically deserted with the exception of groups of demons huddled together on the corners looking up at me as if I were the problem. I figured out a solution to this problem though...
...If they all drop dead then there's no problem!
Anyway I pulled up to the large crime scene. I could see Matt. His black hair and dark eyes stuck out in the crowd of aliens and mutant people. We were part of the few humans in our precinct. I got out and went over to him. I hopped the yellow tape and approached him relighting the smoke. Matt saw me and sighed.
"One of these days..." he warned me. "Your gonna die from those. And I'm gonna have t waste a chunk of my life investigating it aren't I?"
"I wouldn't be happy unless you did." I said happily. "So what happened?"
"Some demon guy killed the mayor." he pointed to the 2 bloody bodies being carried away. "We don't really know what happened but the mayor and his wife were ripped to pieces. We can't find some of there missing ligaments."
"Like what?" I asked. "Arms? Legs?"
"Nuts." Matt said simply. "And his wife got her assets blown off. We found 1 of them in a dumpster.
I cringed.
"That's really wrong and disgusting." I said.
"This coming from a smoker?"
"Shut it." I said. "So where is the trash?"
"Already at the station." Matt said going towards a woman with 2 heads. "I gotta go interrogate. You head down there."
"Ok." I headed to my car and peeled down the road.
I guess there was really no point in going there now was it? I sighed and pulled into a large building. I got out and entered. Many people stood around talking and comparing important documents. I went into a large room where I saw a guy sitting on the other side of the 2 way mirror. He had spikey black hair and was on the short side. I looked at my friend Katie who was watching him.
"he crack yet?" I asked.
"Nope."
I looked at him. He couldn't see me but he did shoot me the middle finger.
"Charming isn't he?" Katie asked tucking her green hair behind her ear.
"They all are." I mumbled.
I went to the door and opened it. He looked up at me. He eyed my cigarette.
"want 1?" I asked.
"No."
"Good." I popped it into my mouth. "I wasn't gonna give it to you anyways. So mr..."
"Hiei. My name is Hiei." he said lowly.
"..Hiei." I said. "Why did you murder mr. Tiushofu and his wife?"
"I didn't do it." Hiei responded his voice like ice. "I was just in the wrong place in the wrong time."
"Did he make you mad?" I pressed on. "Or maybe it's the fact he wanted to put out a demon registration law?"
"You deaf?" he asked leaning across the table to look at me. "I didn't do it."
"...or did you just want something to do? Your kind always seems so violent..."
"I DIDN'T DO IT YOU BITCH!" he got to his feet and pounded on the table with his fist.
I got to my feet and gathered my papers. I stared at him and sighed.
"Then I guess were gonna have to send you to the county jail. There you can hire an attorney and...who knows? Maybe you won't get the death sentence. I doubt it though. The judge is a personal friend of mine. Wish I could say it was a pleasure but that would be lying now would it? I'll see you later Mr. Hiei."
With that I left. Men came in behind me and went in to carry Hiei to jail. I watched as they took him outside...cursing and screaming and kicking the entire way. I grinned.
Another 1 bites the dust.
...well that's all for now folks! Please review and lemme know what u think! I hope u liked it! I'll update as sooooon as possible. Well until next time!
