Harold Vs. The Holidays
By: Killerworks Studios (Imagineworks Studios & KillerMay)
ImagineWorks Studios: Welcome to me and KillerMay's first ever collab!
KillerMay: *joking* Yes, I know you're all jealous :D
It was the Morning of December 15th. The snow fell gently on the ground as it coated the suburban streets in a soft, white blanket. Among those snow coated houses was one particular house. In that particular house was a large dark-skinned woman happily staring out the window of the warm and cozy house, watching the snowflakes fall. All of a sudden, she felt a gentle pair of hands touch her shoulders. She looked up behind her to see her boyfriend Harold.
"Morning sleepy head." Harold said.
"Oh, morning Harold." Leshawna said sleepily. "It's already the 15th, we need to get a tree for the holidays." She added, thoughtfully.
"I heard that there is a sale at Ezekiel's Christmas tree farm; one tree for 30 dollars." Harold replied.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" Leshawna asked. "Let's go."
After breakfast, the severely mismatched couple was talking to Ezekiel.
"Well, the best trees are over there." Ezekiel said, pointing towards the northern side of the Christmas tree lot. "I'm sure you'll be able to find one, eh." Harold gave him a small nod before he walked with Leshawna to the designated area. They looked at some of the trees, trying to find one. But everyone was to big to fit inside their home.
After what felt like hours of hunting for a tree, Leshawna let out a small sigh.
"Maybe we should just buy one of those plastic trees," She suggested, looking up at a monstrous evergreen. Harold shook his head.
"No, real ones are more...festive, plastic trees deny us the experience of watching someone tie a tree to the roof of our car," Harold reasoned, looking around. Leshawna gave a small nod before walking forward a little bit.
"Who are that boy's target customers?" Leshawna asked, looking incredulously at the huge trees.
"Paris Hilton," Harold answered, making Leshawna give him a 'what-have-you-been-taking?' look. "I'm just saying, it's obviously not people who have...middle class homes....or upper middle class..."
"Maybe we need to look at the not-so-nice trees, you know normal sized ones, and such," Leshawna said, remembering that these were supposed to be the 'best' (meaning or relating to you-have-to-be-kidding-me) trees.
They began walking back when Harold spotted it. Not just any it, but it. The most unbelievably super-fantabulous tree. He grabbed Leshawna's hand and pulled her along til they were standing right in front of it.
"This one!" Harold said, like a seven year old girl who found the perfect barbie doll. "It's the most unbelievably super-fantabulous tree!"
And there the tree stood, about three meters tall, perfect for their living room.
"Oh Harold, It's beautiful!" Leshawna beamed
"Nothing is too good for you Leshawna." Harold purred as he leaned towards his luscious lover, whilst she blushed.
"Yo, your tree's tied to your car, pay up!" Ezekiel said annoyed with the time wasting warm and fluffiness.
Back home, Harold was perniciously perched on the icy roof of he and Leshawna's house, applying the lights on the house.
"Careful Harold!" Leshawna called out in concern.
"Don't get your panties in a knot Leshawna, balancing is one of my many mad skills!" Harold boasted.
"All done, hit the lights!" Harold said. Leshawna flicked the switch as the lights shone so bright that Harold was nearly blinded.
"AHHH, the light!" Harold screamed in response to his retinal torture. "IT BURNNNNNS!" Then Harold fell off the roof, and landed crotch first on the bench on their porch.
"!" Harold hollered as Leshawna ran to his side.
"Are you okay?!" She asked.
"No, take me to a hospital!" Harold yelled in agony.
Three hours later, Leshawna and Harold stood outside, admiring their lighted house.
"Although I have to wear a cast on my crotch, I think it's worth it!" Harold said way too happily considering the circumstances.
"Yeah, well try not to let that happen again; I want kids." Leshawna said.
"Okay." Harold replied as Leshawna walked towards the house. Harold walked up beside her and said "This Christmas, I will get you the best present you've had yet!" Harold said.
"Oh really" Leshawna asked in a quizzical manner.
"Yes, because nothing is too good for you Leshawna!" Harold said expressively as he gave her a long kiss on the lips...
AN: And that wraps up Chapter one! Has Harold bit off more than he can chew? Find out next time, on Harold Vs. The Holidays!