"Fuck, Clary." Jace moaned as she rolled her eyes.

"Shut up, asshat." Clary said.

They were sitting in Clary's room studying for a quiz. Jace had gotten bored and thought that now would be a great time to try and piss of Clary's dad and brother.

"Oh, I love your filthy mouth. You're such a bad girl." He said in his sexy-deep voice. WHAT THE HELL!? His voice wasn't sexy! He was Jace, her friends and boyfriends brother.

"And you're a dick. I'm dating Alec." Clary stressed out the dating. Jace laughed. He pulled one of her red curls.

"Ease up, ginger. I know that. But I didn't know you cared that much. Guess he's a real freak in the sheets, huh?" Jace teased her.

"SHE WOULDN'T KNOW THAT, HERONDALE!" Clary's brother, Jonathan, screamed from his room. Clary snickered. He had obviously been listening to their conversation from his room, right next door.

"BUT SHE'D KNOW THAT I'M A FREAK IN THE SHEETS!" Jace screamed back. Clary groaned. She hated the fact that she had to tutor her brother's best friend. He was a fucking year older than her anyways.

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH MAN-WHORE, OR I'LL COME OVER THERE!" Jon shouted back. Clary heard a thump as her mother hit the wall with a broom. She only did that when Clary and Jon were swearing from their rooms. She hated that her kids had filthy mouths.

Clary was glad her mom was the only one who really knew why Clary and Alec were dating. It would be embarrassing to tell Jon that she was dating Alec as a cover up for his gay-life.

But Clary totally approved of Alec's boyfriend. Magnus was an all star guy. His sparkly ways hadn't rubbed off on her rather dark and drab friend but she was praying.

"So, we should probably study right?" Clary asked, looking into Jace's eyes. Fuck. She wished she hadn't. They were deep, golden orbs. His eyes held her green ones.

Jace smirked. "Well…. There's a lot of things I'd prefer to studying." He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. Clary was about to tell him off when she suddenly got a brilliant idea.

"Me too, Jace." She said and liced her lips. He looked surprised, but happy. He clearly didn't see she was fucking around. Oh the joy of leading him on and pissing him off was ever plenty.

"Well, I hope you're a freak in the sheets too." Jace said as Clary sat in his lap. He sucked in a breath slightly as she flipped around to straddle him, clearly rubbing her ass against his crotch.

Clary ran her small artists finger through his unruly mess of gold curls. Jace placed his large hands around her waist. His warm fingers brushed against her bare torso skin.

Clary got right up next to his ear. He shivered in delight as she rubbed her fingers against his neck veins. "Too bad, blondie. You're not my type. I prefer dark haired hunks." Clary whispered and climbed off of him.

"You little bitch. You fucking, ugh!" Jace sighed in frustration. "If you'll excuse me, I have to go home and take care of something." Jace motioned down to a large boner that was straining against his jeans.

He stood up and left her room, holding the textbook in front of his pants. Clary held in a laugh that was threatening to escape out her small throat. She heard Jace say a goodbye to her mother, in a whisper like voice. He was clearly very sexually frustrated.

When the front door opened and closed Clary let out a howl of laughter. She was rolling on the floor, tears coming out of her eyes. Oh, she desperately wanted to text her best friend Izzy about it.

But, sigh, she couldn't. Izzy was Alec and Jace's sister. So that would be seriously fucked up.

Clary's phone buzzed from the night table next to her bed. She stood up and picked it up. There was a text from Asshat who Jon is friends with (you tutor this dick)

This isn't over Morgenstern. I'll find you and have you help me out sometime.

Sure. Maybe you'll get the boner from Jon.

Thats kinky. You'd probably watch it too, wouldn't you? You naughty girl.

Ew. fuck off, asshat.

Rather fuck you

Rather fuck Alec, tbh

I'm sure Alec doesn't even begin to compare to me

Right. Whatever, you're not that good, I bet.

The things I could do to you. You wouldn't be able to walk straight for days.

Keep your eyes on the road, and those thoughts only in your dreams.

Anything for you, sweetheart

Clary clicked her phone off and tossed it onto the bed. She went downstairs to find Jon, her father, and her mother already eating without her. "Dickheads." Clary muttered as she sat down.

"Clarissa!" Her father said in shock. She mumbled a sorry and began ripping into her food. Jon watched with a smirk.

"Dad, did you know Clary almost fucked Jace in her bedroom today?" Jon said nonchalantly. Clary choked on the water she had been drinking, and her mother dropped her glass of wine. Valentine, her father, set his drink down and looked at her.

"Is that so, Clarissa? I must admit, that's slightly disturbing. I thought you and the Lightwood boy were together." Valentine mused.

Clary turned red, and her mother shot her a look. Valentine still didn't know that Clary and Alec's relationship was a ruse designed for Magnus and Alec. "Father, ignore him. He's on his period today."

Valentine began chuckling. Jon glared at her. Then they all started eating once again. "This is delicious, Jocelyn." Valentine complimented. Her mother nodded and kissed his cheek. They were all glad Valentine was done with his business trip.

Too bad he had to leave tomorrow. He had just come back yesterday around 10 PM. But at least he was here tonight. They finished their meal and Clary and Jocelyn cleaned the dishes.

The rest of their night was uneventful and Clary went to sleep as soon as she climbed into her bed.