**Author's Notes: This fanfic contains coarse language, sexual content, and violence. This is a collaboration of Frogsdolphins and her sister, Talia571. All characters except for Sadie & Rosa (Who we created), belong to South Park and their creators. Enjoy!**

CARTMAN

Flyers flew out of Eric's chubby fingers. Kyle, Stan and Kenny were at their lockers. He quickened his pace and joined them.

"Hey you guys! You're all invited to ma partieee. Except you Keahl. You're not keeewwlll enough." Cartman said.

"Fuck you, Fatass! I don't want to come to your stupid party anyways!" Kyle growled. This offended Eric.

"HEY! Fine, quit begging. I guess you can come to my party. Only because you asked sooo nicely." Cartman sighed, placing badly-drawn flyers into the hands of his friends. Eric left them to locate more people worthy of attending what would be the party of the century. So awesome and so kewl, just like him. Wendy and her group of girls were chatting away in the cafeteria. Cartman took a seat beside Bebe.

"What do you want, Cartman?" Wendy frowned as they eyes of her friends looked directly at him, clearly disgusted.

"Weeelll, I'm having a partay. You guys are all invited. My house, tomorrow night. Everyone's gonna be there." He passed out flyers.

"Why would we want to go to a party at your house? Especially with boys! Eww!" Heidi stuck her tongue, horrified.

"C-Cause its gonna be so kewl and awesome!" Cartman sounded a little whiny.

"Fuck off Cartman!" Bebe added.

"Yeah-" Wendy started.

"It could be fun, what if some cute guys are there?" Red smiled, interrupting Wendy.

"Fine. We'll go but if you try anything, we will all leave and I personally will punch you in your fat stomach until you throw up all of that KFC!" Wendy glared at Cartman.

"I don't know what you mean. It's just going to be an awesome-ass party." He smiled innocently as he walked away. Searching for more people he muttered under his breath, "Fucking bitch."

"Did you find anyone who would actually go to your stupid party?" Kyle mocked.

"As a matter of fact I did. Wendy and her gang of whores are coming, Keahl." Cartman bragged as he sat down with the boys that were now in the cafeteria.

"How much did you pay them?" Stan laughed. Kyle gave Stan a smile and look of approval.

"Screw you guys! You'll regret your mocking once you see how many people show up. Unlike your party at Casa Bonita, everyone is invited." Eric lifted his chins in the air. Except for those nerds like Kevin, he thought to himself. Cartman stood up and went to go see if there was anyone left who he had not yet invited. He noticed two girls that he hadn't seen before.

"Kewl." Eric said to himself as he walked over to them. "New girls. I can't wait to see the look on Kahl's face when he sees that I got the new girls to come. He he he." Cartman glanced between the blondie and the girl with burgundy hair.

"Hi...Can I help you?" asked the one with wavy locks of burgundy hair.

"Hey, I just haven't seen you guys here before and I wanted to see if you'd like to come to mah super-kewl and awesome party. There will be lots of people there and food and games and stuff. I love including new kids because once I was a new kid and I know how it feels trying to fit in." Cartman shuffled his feet on the ground, grinning innocently.

"Hm, how nice. That sounds fun. I'm Sadie and this is Rosa." She brushed her dark red hair aside. Rosa looked up from her lunch, shyly.

"Oh...uh. H-hello." She put her sandwich down.

"Its Eric, Eric Cartman." Eric smiled at Rosa and Sadie. "So...I'll see you guys there? My house is the green one and the party is tomorrow night."

"You bet. We'll be there." Sadie nodded, a wide grin on her face.

"Sweet." Cartman smiled. "Anyways," he handed Sadie a flyer. "See you there, I have to go back to my friends now. They're probably worrying about me." Cartman eyed Craig's gang and made his way towards them.

Cartman arrived at their table. Craig, Clyde, Token, Tweek, and Jimmy raised their eyebrows at his approach.

"What do you want?" Craig muttered emotionlessly to Eric.

"Nothing much Craig, I was just wondering if you guys wanted to come to mah awesome party tomorrow night. Everyone will be there" Cartman smiled as he handed Tweek and Clyde a few of the Crayon-drawn flyers.

"N-No way man! Nggh-He'll probably kidnap us and drug us! Gah!" Tweek said in his panicky tone. He twitched and studied the flyer.

"Tweek, Shut up." Cartman said dryly and gave the other members flyers. "I even got the girls to come, and those new girls that arrived today or something."

"Fine Cartman-" Craig started.

"HELL YEAH GIRLS!" Clyde interrupted Craig, grinning wildly.

"I think that- I think that- I-I think that'd be great." Jimmy stuttered.

"Okay, I'll see you guys there." Cartman skipped off, throwing flyers at random kids as he passed. He taped a flyer to Timmy's wheelchair. "Hmmm." He walked up to the goth kids. Firkle glared at him.

"What do you want, Communist?" the Kindergartener said coldly.

"I'm having a party tomorrow night and I was wondering if you guys wanted to come." Cartman tossed flyers at their feet.

"No." Pete sighed.

"But-" Cartman quickly thought of something "There will be booze-"

"Alright, but we aren't your friends or anything." Henrietta said before taking a deep breath of her pipe and exhaling the smoke. Cartman decided to ignore that comment.

"If your party is lame, which it probably will be, don't expect us to stay. We don't want to hang around with a bunch of Communist whores." Pete added. "We're just coming for the alcohol."

"Yeah." Michael and Henrietta agreed. Cartman nodded pleasantly and once again joined his group of friends.

"So who'd you scrape up, Fatass?" Kyle sighed.

"Mrffh murrhhh mrrfh nfghh" Kenny joked, giggling.

"Shahd-up Kenny!" Cartman yelled. "And for your information, Kahl, I got everyone to come. I even got the new girls!"

"Mnffgh mfghgh nghh merrr mffh?" Kenny said as he pretended to grope an ass. He snickered. Stan raised an eyebrow at Kenny and sighed.

"That's fucking gross, dude." Stan shook his head. Kenny giggled.

"Hey fellas." Butters walked up to the group. He glanced at the flyers in everyone's hands. "Aw hamburgers, I didn't get a flyer. Am I too late? My parents will ground me if I don't socialize!"

"So since everyone will be there it's gonna be like, the keeewwlest party ever." Cartman looked at Butters and raised an eyebrow. "Ah, Butters. I knew I was forgetting someone." He placed a flyer in his hands.

"No it won't Fatass. It's probably gonna be lame like every other party you've thrown." Kyle frowned, crossing his arms. Cartman glared at Kyle.

"Shut up, Jew! I didn't have to invite you! I couldn't take your begging anymore so I invited you. I can un-invite you just as easily."

"I don't want to come, Cartman." Kyle sighed.

"Wow, Keahl. I'd expect more from a Jew. You'd better come." Eric warned him.

"Well, thank you Eric." Butters looked at the flyer in his hand. "Wow, this'll sure be fun!" Butters said cheerfully. The guys made jokes about how lame Cartman's party would be, to his disapproval. Butters and Kenny were the only ones who thought it'd be cool. Kenny was only excited because of the girls. What idiots. This party will be amazing. Fuck those guys. They're just jealous that they can't throw awesome parties like I can, Cartman thought.