1 Cast List
Hotohori: King Arthur
Nuriko: Patsy
Suboshi: Black Knight, Regular Knight, Rug beater
Chiriko Sir Bedivere
Tamahome: Sir Lancelot
Chichiri: Sir Galahad
Tasuki: Sir Robin
Ashitare: Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
Suzaku: God
Tatara: French person
Soi: Zoot
Nakago: Bridgekeeper
Tomo: Prince Herbert, lights monkey
Miboshi: Bell Ringer, Rabbit
Knights of Ni: Byakko and Genbu seishi
Princess: Miaka
Witch: Yui
Tama: Cat used for beating rugs
Minstrels: Lilly, Amiboshi
Random characters: Lilly, TA, Mitsukake, Byakko and Genbu Seishi
2 Who To Blame
TA (Maze): Nuriko, herself, Soi, Chichiri, Suboshi, Nakago, Tasuki, Miboshi, Suzaku, Tama
Lilly: herself, Chiriko, Tamahome, the Byakko and Genbu seishi, Amiboshi, Tomo, Mitsukake, Miaka, Yui, Hotohori
3 Other Characters
Chibi: Chibi Nuriko With Sign, TA's RP muse and curtain monkey, also Backstage Prompter. Can only say "Chan"
Amadan: Lilly's humor muse, ©creator of Eversummer Eve (great webcomic! Manga style! Bishonen! Check it out at www.eversummereve.com ^_~ V )
Maze: okay, back to where we were....MUSES AT THE READY! yes, that means you two, Amadan and Chibi...and Xelloss
Amadan: No matter. I was far winning.
Chibi: [you cheat...]
Tomo: Yeah! I'm ready too!
Lilly: Ready!
Maze: BISHONEN AT THE READY!! basically everyone appears
Miaka and Yui: What about us?!
Maze: clears throat SLUTS, BITCHES, AND OTHER WHO DESERVE TO DIE AT THE READY!! Ashitare, Miboshi, and the women
Chibi: [LMAO!!!]
::Miaka and Yui walk in::
Lilly: ::rolls on the ground laughing::
Maze: Authoresses, at the ready grins
Lilly: ::finishes laughing:: Ready!
Maze: Scripts! At the ready! scripts appear in front of everyone
Maze: Okay...snapsdoor opens and fangirls flow in. some are pulled aside for later
Mitsukake: ...not again....
Maze: Oh yes, Mitsu-chan…and much, much worse =D
::Mitsukake groans::
Maze: Now, we're going to open this place. Get those scripts down by the time the curtains go.
Maze: okay. You wanna open with me?
Lilly: Sure!
Maze: Come on then!
Lilly: ::walks after her::
Maze: clears throat FANGIRLS AND FANKITTIES!!
::everyone in the audience looks up::
Maze: Welcome to the second performance in TA And Lilly's Little Theatre Palace, also known as Bob.
Lilly: Why Bob? Because Bob is the coolest name ^___^
Maze: Thanks to the wonderful proceeds (coughreviewscough) from our last performance, we are able to bring this to you today!
Lilly: Yeppers!
Maze: So, for your viewing please, we bring you...Monty Yuugi and The Quest for the Holy.......um.....
Miaka: Shinzaho!
Maze: Ye-aaaaaah....
Everyone: Miaka said something smart?!
Tamahome: GASP!
Maze: Amazing, ne? Also, she has a script
::sound of hammer hitting Tamahome::
Lilly: Hai, hai.
Maze: SO without FURTHER ado....please no attacking the stage again. *pats Ashitare*
Chibi: [It's still only a model]
Maze: pushes Chibi aside again
Lilly: ::waves at the crowd and scampers aside::
Lilly: ::glomps Nuriko from behind:: I'm the backpack!
Maze: scurries behind the curtains and up onto the castle* Lights!!
Maze: Dim the lights!!
::Tomo dims the lights::
Maze: and Curtain!!
Chibi: Chan! pulls curtain
Lilly: ::hugs Nuriko:: ^____^ I'm the backpack!
::Hotohori is prancing:: ::mutters:: This is so degrading...
The sound of a horse, clip clop clip clop is heard, then they hear the smash, then "Opps." This happens twice more until Nuriko and Hotohori appear over hill Nuriko is banging Shin together, but it keeps breaking. He tosses aside Shin then brings out another
Maze: Halt! Who goes there!! *from the castle*
Hotohori: It is I! Emperor Hotohori of Konan!
Maze: And the other two?
Hotohori: That's Nuriko, my faithful servant.
Maze: And the one on his back?
Hotohori: ::looks over:: Oh, that's Lilly, a rabid fangirl.
Nuriko: Also my backpack. *shift*
Lilly: Yeppers! I'm LUGGAGE!! ::hugs Nuriko::
Maze: Talking luggage....intriguing....
Hotohori: Anyway, please go and ask your lord if he would like to join me in my kingdom of Konan!
Lilly: Yeah! I'm an intriguing person in general!
Hotohori: Quiet, Lilly!
Maze: What for?
Nuriko: Please! We're ridden so far and so long!
Maze:..........Ridden on a horse?
Hotohori: Yes!
Maze: A horse?? You're using Shin!
Hotohori: ::looks over:: No we're not!!
Nuriko: ehehe...*hands Shin to Lilly*
Maze: You've cut shin in two and your clappin it together!
Lilly: No, we're not!
Hotohori: Lilly! That was my line!
Maze: Where'd you ever get Shin from?
Lilly: Tomo is my muse.
Hotohori: Stop stealing my lines!
Chibi: [say your line Hoto-chan]
Hotohori: Okay...::Ahem:: Tomo is Lilly's muse and we kind of...Borrowed it from him...
Lilly: Actually, we stole it.
Maze: Stole it? This is Suzaku's land. You can't find a Seiryuu seishi on Suzaku land...
Hotohori: it doesn't matter!
Maze: And I'm sure Shin doesn't migrate....
Hotohori: Please! Tell your lord that I would like him to join us at Konan!
Maze: Well...I guess a swallow could have carried it....
Lilly: But swallows don't exist in the book world...
Maze: A phoenix perhaps then...
Hotohori: Wait a friggin second! Go and tell your lord before starting this string!
Lilly: Perhaps that's possible.
Hotohori: Come on!
Suboshi: dressed as a knight a swallow might have flown into the book as Lady Yui entered it!
Maze: Good point.....wait....a swallow in a library?
Hotohori: Where did he come from?
Hotohori: It DOESN'T MATTER! Just please go and tell your lord that we want him to join us!
Lilly: Perhaps it flew in a window.
Maze: Yes but....wait...are there swallows in Japan?
Lilly: Hm. I dunno.
Hotohori: STOP! THAT'S SILLY!
Nuriko: shall we just go, your majesty?
Hotohori: Yes. Let's.
::Hotohori turns and begins prancing::
Nuriko: takes out coconuts from a plothole clipclopclipclopcrack blast it…uses Shin again
Lilly: ::huggles Nuriko:: This is so fun ^___^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~Scene2~
Miboshi: floating along the streets, Ashitare dragging a cart behind himhits gong with rattle Bring out your dead! clang Bring out your dead! clang
Maze: *plops Suboshi in the back and puts Tama in his hands* Beat that rug.
Tama: REOWWWWW????!!!!!
Suboshi: Sure! thwap
Tama: REWR!!
Lilly: Poor cat.
Maze: cracking up
Miboshi: bring out yer dead!! clang
::random people fling themselves at the cart:: WHEE!
Miboshi: clang Bring out your dead!
Tomite: ::has Hikitsu by the arm and is dragging him out:: Holy Genbu, Hikitsu, what did you stuff in your pockets?! Bricks?!
Hikitsu: Shut up, Tomite!
Miboshi: Quiet! You're dead!
Miboshi: that'll be 2 ryo to take him
Hikitsu: ::makes with the sickly coughing:: I'm not dead!
Tomite: Shh! You'll be dead in just a moment.
Tamahome: MONEY?! pushes Miboshi out of the way Whoa! lookit that! Price was just raised to 5 ryo!
Tomite and Hikitsu: O.o O.û
Miboshi: *whacks Tamahome with his rattle* THIS IS MY SCENE!!
Tamahome: Ow!
Miboshi: He says he's not dead
Tomite: He will be in just a second, he's really in pain. Got stabbed, ya see? Was screwing around too close to the stalagmites...
Miboshi: ow..
Hikitsu: I'll pull through.
Tomite: No you won't!
Miboshi: I can't take him
Tomite: Just wait a sec, he'll be dead real soon.
Miboshi: I can't stay. That village with the plague, Shakonki? Lost 9 today
Hikitsu: ::singing off-key:: I feel happy! I feel happy!!
Tomite: Quiet! Look, can't you do anything about it?
Miboshi: I can't stay.
Tomite: ::whips out an arrow and pops Hikitsu over the head::
Hikitsu: OW! ::pretends to die::
Nuriko: clip clop clip clop
Tomite: Who's that? ::points at Hotohori::
Miboshi: Dunno. Must be our emperor.
Tomite: Why's that?
Miboshi: Only one fool enough to be clappin Shin together when he could make an illusion
Miboshi: also, not shit covered
Tomite: Ah.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~Scene3~
Hotohori: ::prances through the woods::
fighting Hwah! Hah! Urgh! Hah hah!
::Hotohori steps behind a tree and looks::
Lilly: ::loudly:: What's going on, Nuri-chan?
Chibi: [My money's on Suboshi]
Amadan: I'd say Tokaki has the upper hand...
Nuriko: hush!
Suboshi: Hah! stabs Tokaki through the helmet
Tokaki: Ow! Suboshi!
Suboshi: Oh! Hey, man. sorry. That wasn't supposed to hurt....just....act dead now....
Tokaki: Okay ::flops over::
Nuriko: That's your cue, Hoto-chan
::Hotohori nods and prances forward::
Lilly: ::growls:: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HOTO-CHAN'?! ::JEALOUS rabid fangirl::
Suboshi: poses
Nuriko: It's just a shorter name, Lilly!
Lilly: Really?
Hotohori: Shh!
Nuriko: yes your majesty
Hotohori: ::Ahem:: You fight with the strength of many men, sir Knight.
Suboshi: mutters damn...hot.....armor.....how does Nakago do this?
Tomo: ::pops up:: Because Nakago-sama is SPECIAL! ::drool::
Suboshi: realizes he's supposed to be silent. shuts up
Lilly: Tomo! Go home! Or no cookies for you!
Hotohori: AHEM! You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight. Would you like to join me at Camelot?
silence
Hotohori: ::louder:: I seek only the best.
no reply
Hotohori: Will you join me?
crickets
Hotohori: You make me sad. Come Nuriko!
Lilly: Ahem!
Hotohori: -.- And Lilly.
Suboshi: None shall pass
Hotohori: What?
Suboshi: you heard me you pompous fool
Hotohori: I have no quarrel with you. ::anime vein pulsates::
Maze: That...wasn't your line Suboshi...
Suboshi: Do you have any idea how long I've wanted to say that? clears throat I must kill you for Lord Nakago!
::Hotohori draws his sword::
Suboshi: readies his
Lilly and Nuriko: GO HOTOHORI!
::Hotohori lunges at Suboshi::
Suboshi: ......damn...can't move in this armor......gets arm cut off
Hotohori: Now let me by!
Suboshi: Tis but a scratch, nothing more!
Hotohori: I cut your frickin' arm off!
Suboshi: ...no you didn't
Hotohori:: You're psycho!
Lilly: What was your first clue?
Suboshi: Really, I've had worse
Hotohori: No you haven't! Now let us through!
Suboshi: readies sword again Come on you pansy!
Hotohori: HOW DARE YOU! ::fight:: ::cuts Suboshi's other arm off::
Suboshi: ARGH!!
Hotohori: Let us past!
Suboshi: kicks Hotohori where sun don't shine
Hotohori: YOU BASTARD! ::falls over:: ::twitches::
Rabid Hotohori Fangirls: move to kill Suboshi
Chichiri: Back! Back no da! swings staff at them, is security before his part
Suboshi: cackles that was enjoyable
::Hotohori twitches::
Maze: Hoto-chaaaaan, get up.....we've gotta finish this scene!
Hotohori: ::strangely high-pitched:: DIDN'T YOU SEE WHERE HE KICKED ME?!
Suboshi: Look, Nakago-sama! I defeated the emperor!!
Hotohori: ::stands up, still twitching::
Suboshi: Haven't had enough punishment have you? take this *kicks at him again*
Nuriko: Hotohori, look out!
Hotohori: ::moves:: ::cuts Suboshi's leg off::
Suboshi: blinks Right, I'll do you for that!
Hotohori: You'll WHAT?!
::Lilly snickers::
Suboshi: Come on, wimp! Sissy!
Hotohori: I'll have your leg!
Suboshi: I'm invincible!!
Hotohori: You're a *language* psycho! ::cuts his other leg off::
Suboshi: blinks alright. We'll call it a draw, shall we?
Hotohori: ::sheaths his sword:: Come, Nuriko!
Lilly: ::huggles Nuriko:: ^_____^
Suboshi: I see! Running away, eh?? Come one you bastard! I'll bite your leg off!!
::Hotohori prances off::
~curtain~
Fans: Awwwwww!
Maze: Okay everybody, that's all for today! Leave some good proceeds(coughreviewscough) and we'll consider continuing!
Lilly: Yeah!
Maze: Have a nice night everybody! *waves as people leave*
Lilly: ::wavewave::
Lilly: Buh-bye!
Hotohori: King Arthur
Nuriko: Patsy
Suboshi: Black Knight, Regular Knight, Rug beater
Chiriko Sir Bedivere
Tamahome: Sir Lancelot
Chichiri: Sir Galahad
Tasuki: Sir Robin
Ashitare: Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
Suzaku: God
Tatara: French person
Soi: Zoot
Nakago: Bridgekeeper
Tomo: Prince Herbert, lights monkey
Miboshi: Bell Ringer, Rabbit
Knights of Ni: Byakko and Genbu seishi
Princess: Miaka
Witch: Yui
Tama: Cat used for beating rugs
Minstrels: Lilly, Amiboshi
Random characters: Lilly, TA, Mitsukake, Byakko and Genbu Seishi
2 Who To Blame
TA (Maze): Nuriko, herself, Soi, Chichiri, Suboshi, Nakago, Tasuki, Miboshi, Suzaku, Tama
Lilly: herself, Chiriko, Tamahome, the Byakko and Genbu seishi, Amiboshi, Tomo, Mitsukake, Miaka, Yui, Hotohori
3 Other Characters
Chibi: Chibi Nuriko With Sign, TA's RP muse and curtain monkey, also Backstage Prompter. Can only say "Chan"
Amadan: Lilly's humor muse, ©creator of Eversummer Eve (great webcomic! Manga style! Bishonen! Check it out at www.eversummereve.com ^_~ V )
Maze: okay, back to where we were....MUSES AT THE READY! yes, that means you two, Amadan and Chibi...and Xelloss
Amadan: No matter. I was far winning.
Chibi: [you cheat...]
Tomo: Yeah! I'm ready too!
Lilly: Ready!
Maze: BISHONEN AT THE READY!! basically everyone appears
Miaka and Yui: What about us?!
Maze: clears throat SLUTS, BITCHES, AND OTHER WHO DESERVE TO DIE AT THE READY!! Ashitare, Miboshi, and the women
Chibi: [LMAO!!!]
::Miaka and Yui walk in::
Lilly: ::rolls on the ground laughing::
Maze: Authoresses, at the ready grins
Lilly: ::finishes laughing:: Ready!
Maze: Scripts! At the ready! scripts appear in front of everyone
Maze: Okay...snapsdoor opens and fangirls flow in. some are pulled aside for later
Mitsukake: ...not again....
Maze: Oh yes, Mitsu-chan…and much, much worse =D
::Mitsukake groans::
Maze: Now, we're going to open this place. Get those scripts down by the time the curtains go.
Maze: okay. You wanna open with me?
Lilly: Sure!
Maze: Come on then!
Lilly: ::walks after her::
Maze: clears throat FANGIRLS AND FANKITTIES!!
::everyone in the audience looks up::
Maze: Welcome to the second performance in TA And Lilly's Little Theatre Palace, also known as Bob.
Lilly: Why Bob? Because Bob is the coolest name ^___^
Maze: Thanks to the wonderful proceeds (coughreviewscough) from our last performance, we are able to bring this to you today!
Lilly: Yeppers!
Maze: So, for your viewing please, we bring you...Monty Yuugi and The Quest for the Holy.......um.....
Miaka: Shinzaho!
Maze: Ye-aaaaaah....
Everyone: Miaka said something smart?!
Tamahome: GASP!
Maze: Amazing, ne? Also, she has a script
::sound of hammer hitting Tamahome::
Lilly: Hai, hai.
Maze: SO without FURTHER ado....please no attacking the stage again. *pats Ashitare*
Chibi: [It's still only a model]
Maze: pushes Chibi aside again
Lilly: ::waves at the crowd and scampers aside::
Lilly: ::glomps Nuriko from behind:: I'm the backpack!
Maze: scurries behind the curtains and up onto the castle* Lights!!
Maze: Dim the lights!!
::Tomo dims the lights::
Maze: and Curtain!!
Chibi: Chan! pulls curtain
Lilly: ::hugs Nuriko:: ^____^ I'm the backpack!
::Hotohori is prancing:: ::mutters:: This is so degrading...
The sound of a horse, clip clop clip clop is heard, then they hear the smash, then "Opps." This happens twice more until Nuriko and Hotohori appear over hill Nuriko is banging Shin together, but it keeps breaking. He tosses aside Shin then brings out another
Maze: Halt! Who goes there!! *from the castle*
Hotohori: It is I! Emperor Hotohori of Konan!
Maze: And the other two?
Hotohori: That's Nuriko, my faithful servant.
Maze: And the one on his back?
Hotohori: ::looks over:: Oh, that's Lilly, a rabid fangirl.
Nuriko: Also my backpack. *shift*
Lilly: Yeppers! I'm LUGGAGE!! ::hugs Nuriko::
Maze: Talking luggage....intriguing....
Hotohori: Anyway, please go and ask your lord if he would like to join me in my kingdom of Konan!
Lilly: Yeah! I'm an intriguing person in general!
Hotohori: Quiet, Lilly!
Maze: What for?
Nuriko: Please! We're ridden so far and so long!
Maze:..........Ridden on a horse?
Hotohori: Yes!
Maze: A horse?? You're using Shin!
Hotohori: ::looks over:: No we're not!!
Nuriko: ehehe...*hands Shin to Lilly*
Maze: You've cut shin in two and your clappin it together!
Lilly: No, we're not!
Hotohori: Lilly! That was my line!
Maze: Where'd you ever get Shin from?
Lilly: Tomo is my muse.
Hotohori: Stop stealing my lines!
Chibi: [say your line Hoto-chan]
Hotohori: Okay...::Ahem:: Tomo is Lilly's muse and we kind of...Borrowed it from him...
Lilly: Actually, we stole it.
Maze: Stole it? This is Suzaku's land. You can't find a Seiryuu seishi on Suzaku land...
Hotohori: it doesn't matter!
Maze: And I'm sure Shin doesn't migrate....
Hotohori: Please! Tell your lord that I would like him to join us at Konan!
Maze: Well...I guess a swallow could have carried it....
Lilly: But swallows don't exist in the book world...
Maze: A phoenix perhaps then...
Hotohori: Wait a friggin second! Go and tell your lord before starting this string!
Lilly: Perhaps that's possible.
Hotohori: Come on!
Suboshi: dressed as a knight a swallow might have flown into the book as Lady Yui entered it!
Maze: Good point.....wait....a swallow in a library?
Hotohori: Where did he come from?
Hotohori: It DOESN'T MATTER! Just please go and tell your lord that we want him to join us!
Lilly: Perhaps it flew in a window.
Maze: Yes but....wait...are there swallows in Japan?
Lilly: Hm. I dunno.
Hotohori: STOP! THAT'S SILLY!
Nuriko: shall we just go, your majesty?
Hotohori: Yes. Let's.
::Hotohori turns and begins prancing::
Nuriko: takes out coconuts from a plothole clipclopclipclopcrack blast it…uses Shin again
Lilly: ::huggles Nuriko:: This is so fun ^___^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~Scene2~
Miboshi: floating along the streets, Ashitare dragging a cart behind himhits gong with rattle Bring out your dead! clang Bring out your dead! clang
Maze: *plops Suboshi in the back and puts Tama in his hands* Beat that rug.
Tama: REOWWWWW????!!!!!
Suboshi: Sure! thwap
Tama: REWR!!
Lilly: Poor cat.
Maze: cracking up
Miboshi: bring out yer dead!! clang
::random people fling themselves at the cart:: WHEE!
Miboshi: clang Bring out your dead!
Tomite: ::has Hikitsu by the arm and is dragging him out:: Holy Genbu, Hikitsu, what did you stuff in your pockets?! Bricks?!
Hikitsu: Shut up, Tomite!
Miboshi: Quiet! You're dead!
Miboshi: that'll be 2 ryo to take him
Hikitsu: ::makes with the sickly coughing:: I'm not dead!
Tomite: Shh! You'll be dead in just a moment.
Tamahome: MONEY?! pushes Miboshi out of the way Whoa! lookit that! Price was just raised to 5 ryo!
Tomite and Hikitsu: O.o O.û
Miboshi: *whacks Tamahome with his rattle* THIS IS MY SCENE!!
Tamahome: Ow!
Miboshi: He says he's not dead
Tomite: He will be in just a second, he's really in pain. Got stabbed, ya see? Was screwing around too close to the stalagmites...
Miboshi: ow..
Hikitsu: I'll pull through.
Tomite: No you won't!
Miboshi: I can't take him
Tomite: Just wait a sec, he'll be dead real soon.
Miboshi: I can't stay. That village with the plague, Shakonki? Lost 9 today
Hikitsu: ::singing off-key:: I feel happy! I feel happy!!
Tomite: Quiet! Look, can't you do anything about it?
Miboshi: I can't stay.
Tomite: ::whips out an arrow and pops Hikitsu over the head::
Hikitsu: OW! ::pretends to die::
Nuriko: clip clop clip clop
Tomite: Who's that? ::points at Hotohori::
Miboshi: Dunno. Must be our emperor.
Tomite: Why's that?
Miboshi: Only one fool enough to be clappin Shin together when he could make an illusion
Miboshi: also, not shit covered
Tomite: Ah.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~Scene3~
Hotohori: ::prances through the woods::
fighting Hwah! Hah! Urgh! Hah hah!
::Hotohori steps behind a tree and looks::
Lilly: ::loudly:: What's going on, Nuri-chan?
Chibi: [My money's on Suboshi]
Amadan: I'd say Tokaki has the upper hand...
Nuriko: hush!
Suboshi: Hah! stabs Tokaki through the helmet
Tokaki: Ow! Suboshi!
Suboshi: Oh! Hey, man. sorry. That wasn't supposed to hurt....just....act dead now....
Tokaki: Okay ::flops over::
Nuriko: That's your cue, Hoto-chan
::Hotohori nods and prances forward::
Lilly: ::growls:: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HOTO-CHAN'?! ::JEALOUS rabid fangirl::
Suboshi: poses
Nuriko: It's just a shorter name, Lilly!
Lilly: Really?
Hotohori: Shh!
Nuriko: yes your majesty
Hotohori: ::Ahem:: You fight with the strength of many men, sir Knight.
Suboshi: mutters damn...hot.....armor.....how does Nakago do this?
Tomo: ::pops up:: Because Nakago-sama is SPECIAL! ::drool::
Suboshi: realizes he's supposed to be silent. shuts up
Lilly: Tomo! Go home! Or no cookies for you!
Hotohori: AHEM! You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight. Would you like to join me at Camelot?
silence
Hotohori: ::louder:: I seek only the best.
no reply
Hotohori: Will you join me?
crickets
Hotohori: You make me sad. Come Nuriko!
Lilly: Ahem!
Hotohori: -.- And Lilly.
Suboshi: None shall pass
Hotohori: What?
Suboshi: you heard me you pompous fool
Hotohori: I have no quarrel with you. ::anime vein pulsates::
Maze: That...wasn't your line Suboshi...
Suboshi: Do you have any idea how long I've wanted to say that? clears throat I must kill you for Lord Nakago!
::Hotohori draws his sword::
Suboshi: readies his
Lilly and Nuriko: GO HOTOHORI!
::Hotohori lunges at Suboshi::
Suboshi: ......damn...can't move in this armor......gets arm cut off
Hotohori: Now let me by!
Suboshi: Tis but a scratch, nothing more!
Hotohori: I cut your frickin' arm off!
Suboshi: ...no you didn't
Hotohori:: You're psycho!
Lilly: What was your first clue?
Suboshi: Really, I've had worse
Hotohori: No you haven't! Now let us through!
Suboshi: readies sword again Come on you pansy!
Hotohori: HOW DARE YOU! ::fight:: ::cuts Suboshi's other arm off::
Suboshi: ARGH!!
Hotohori: Let us past!
Suboshi: kicks Hotohori where sun don't shine
Hotohori: YOU BASTARD! ::falls over:: ::twitches::
Rabid Hotohori Fangirls: move to kill Suboshi
Chichiri: Back! Back no da! swings staff at them, is security before his part
Suboshi: cackles that was enjoyable
::Hotohori twitches::
Maze: Hoto-chaaaaan, get up.....we've gotta finish this scene!
Hotohori: ::strangely high-pitched:: DIDN'T YOU SEE WHERE HE KICKED ME?!
Suboshi: Look, Nakago-sama! I defeated the emperor!!
Hotohori: ::stands up, still twitching::
Suboshi: Haven't had enough punishment have you? take this *kicks at him again*
Nuriko: Hotohori, look out!
Hotohori: ::moves:: ::cuts Suboshi's leg off::
Suboshi: blinks Right, I'll do you for that!
Hotohori: You'll WHAT?!
::Lilly snickers::
Suboshi: Come on, wimp! Sissy!
Hotohori: I'll have your leg!
Suboshi: I'm invincible!!
Hotohori: You're a *language* psycho! ::cuts his other leg off::
Suboshi: blinks alright. We'll call it a draw, shall we?
Hotohori: ::sheaths his sword:: Come, Nuriko!
Lilly: ::huggles Nuriko:: ^_____^
Suboshi: I see! Running away, eh?? Come one you bastard! I'll bite your leg off!!
::Hotohori prances off::
~curtain~
Fans: Awwwwww!
Maze: Okay everybody, that's all for today! Leave some good proceeds(coughreviewscough) and we'll consider continuing!
Lilly: Yeah!
Maze: Have a nice night everybody! *waves as people leave*
Lilly: ::wavewave::
Lilly: Buh-bye!