Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, though no names are mentioned.

Author's Notes: A poem! Yes! This one's about the Boho's, cause I love those guys. Please review; it'll make my day.

This story's dedicated to TK, my twin sister, for all of her silly nonsense poems that inspired me to write this.

Mismatched Brothers

Ah, what a mismatched group are we

A leader and his followers three

Living in a garret small enough for a flea

A mismatched group are we

A dwarf with a lisp who's always painting

An Argentinean who's always fainting

A man whose own drinks he's constantly tainting

A musician who can hardly see

Scrounging for money, for something to eat

Cringing from daylight that floods through the street

Hiding upstairs till the nighttime so sweet

We lurk like mice or rats

While we look for any source of food

Begging for scraps to feed the brood

The rich and the snobbish consider us rude

When we forget to tip our hats

We live upstairs, at the top of the sky

Looking at Montmarte with an artists' eye

Our windows allow us to peer from on high

At the passersby below

'Revolutionists', we say, when the people inquire

As to why such a motley group would conspire

To live in a rat hole, and try to inspire

But we'll say 'you could never know'

Cans of paint are stacked here and there

Music is coming from God-knows-where

And there's always a drink for someone to prepare

In the garret that's in our keep

At three a.m., when 'the muse has hit'

The artist will wake, and the garret is lit

As he tries to capture this vision so fit

While his roommates attempt to sleep

And then, there's the songs pounded out on the keys

The off-notes, the chords, all as loud as you please

Swinging from tune to tune like he's on a trapeze

Like a little musical elf

The drinks and bottles all over the floor

Tell of an obsession and something more

He'll offer a drink as you come in the door

He's had quite enough himself

Of course, there's always the constant beat

Of a tango-dancers' stamping feet

As he moves 'round the garret, he says he's complete

When he's dancing the night away

Altogether, the place is always busy

As if it's inhabitants live in a tizzy

Full of absinthe and other things that are fizzy

But we're usually sober (we'll say)

On those nights when we make a trip to the club

We're always aware of the constant rub

That the richer folks give, like it's their job to snub

Any artists who're poorer than they

But we'll laugh and we'll smile like we haven't a care

(It bothers them greatly when we pretend they're not there)

We don't listen to them; they could just be thin air

We have a good time and we play

On those nights when we go to that place of romances

The drunkard gets drunk, and the tango-man dances

While the artist and musician are getting strange glances

For singing along with the tune

Then we'll all wander back to our lair up above

Talking and singing the praises of

Beauty, freedom, truth, and love

And we all sleep in till noon

We're poorer than mice, and we're frowned on by many

But though we may not have a franc or a penny

We have something better, far better than any

Treasure like diamonds or pearl

We have our brothers, all willing to fight

 To stand up for what we believe is right

To show all the people Bohemian might

And that is worth all the world

Ah, what a mismatched group are we

All struggling artists, but all of us free

Free to be anyone we want to be

Mismatched brothers are we

~ The End