Twilight; its complicated: Everyone's preggers: The Next Generation
"Imma Drop outta highschool, go on girls gone wild, andhave my baby"
I(Bella) not married, but Imma have my baby. Imma hav an abortion cause its all good, but the baby daddy is like OMG Im pro-life, so imam beat you ho. But the Jacob saves him..i mean her but him too cause it's a boy! He rescues her while Ed is beating her while she is getting a sonogram. So bella goes to LaPUSH and her man-baby-vampire eats out of her face but its cool cause werewolfves heal real fast-bella drinks jakes blood to live through baby and becomes half-werewolf, so baby (Edawrd Charles Jacob Carlisle Jaspette Swan-Cullen-Black) twin sister ccomes out like a little wolf but normal-style and, like, the werewolfves blood made her like 5 years old when she turns back to a human, but shes actually a vamp in when shes not a wolf. She has red hair like Victoria idk why because I guess bella's mom's great-aunt was victoria's sister, and the baby girl (Belladonna Victoria'Secret Rosalice Esmonet Natalie Portman Swan-Cullen-Black) have green-brown-yellow eyes like rainbows when she drink blood, but only mountain lions cause that what she like her daddy. And little Edawrd looks like Jacob cause he imprinted on LaPush when he was born there. He ends up with the vampire power of camo where he matched the colors of the people where he lives but he born on the rez so he look Indian when he isn't usin his powers. Belladonna has bat power (edit: echolocation) Where she sings and then hears whre she is at night.
So then I was making fried chiken and Edawrd wandered off and I was all "Jacob! Go find him. Victoria is actuly alive for real and shell want to kill my Edward's baby!" So Jacob went to find him and I was dressin little Bella in pretty clothes cause she was 5 already and I was sad cause I missed Alice and then I was crying and Bella was like "MommyBella? Why are you crying?" And I told her about Alice and she cried too and then I threwup my fired chicken and knew I had another baby . but I still had to find Edawrd so I got in the car and was screaming for Edward and Edawrd and I crashed on the road but I was just into Forks so Alice could see me without the werewolfves around. Edawrd has found the Cullens when he was crawling on the road and he used camo to look just like his daddy so he knew it was ma baby and he carried him and walked real fast with Alice to where I was.
So I went into havin another baby that had coming late and Alice was like "It's gunna be a baby! I can see the future!" and she hugged me and we were happy and she watched little Bella while Carlisle delivered the baby without it going through the face this time but the baby had a face like this: and Esme asked if there was something wrong. Carlisle looked at it with his doctor eyes and said there was a DNA missing he could tell. and the baby would be retard like Jimmy from my preschool but it was okay cause everyone should be loved and I didn't want ma baby to be made fun of so Edward and I were gunna keep him and love him but then he only had minutes to live since he was too sick so we all cried and named it and then it diedso we buried the body and Edward and I made up. He didn't mean it and he'd never been a father so we all agreed to be together and Jacob would teach the kids to werewolfve since they had blood from before and there was no fighting and we were getting married Ed and I. I went home and my Dad was happy to see me but he had a heart attack about surprise with the babies and I had no humans left to tie me to the world so I became vampire and went to prom. My children immortal forever too so we lived together on an awesome island.
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