Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha were walking around a desert near Las Vegas as the two were combing the desert for anything interesting. They then bumped into two wrestlers, Jack Swagger and Health Slater, who were hanging around a broken down van.
"Hey... am I being high again, or are those two... those bosses from that game with the Italian...?" Jack stated as he was clearly stoned.
"I think he might be the plumber," Health stated as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head, having nothing better to do. "In fact, I recognize the bony lizard, but... not the plant."
Petey growled as he bellowed while beating his chest with his two leaves. Dry Bowser was about to calm him, but he was reduced to a pile of bones as Petey grabbed the two human wrestlers and took them high into the night starry sky of the desert, proceeding to cause a huge quake that sent sand everywhere. Jack and Health popped their heads out of the sand, with Petey gobbling them up as he went back high into the sky, proceeding to cause another quake.
"This is just ridiculous..." Dry Bowser stated in disbelief while slowly placing himself back together, noticing that Petey was barfing out brown goop on Jack and Health, much to their disgusted dismay.