Fullmetal Fanfics: Your Handy-Dandy Notebook to all Crap FMA!
Warnings:
-If you are sensitive, I suggest you get out now. I have an awkward sense of humor, and a rather offensive one.
Cuss words will be abundant.
Spoilers for manga out the wazoo.
I am not going to be to serious. Expect jokes.
...Especially religious jokes.
...Yup, I smell Christians.
No matter what kind of jokes slip out, I am NOT racist. Especially Mexican jokes. I am Hispanic.
Well, mixed. White/Hispanic.
This is getting ridiculous you probably are going to rage anyway
Yo. I'm Opiate. Critic and asshat extraordinaire. Now, first things first, you may notice that I don't have any fanfiction to speak of on my page.
So why am I writing this? Well, to put it simply, I write original short stories and some fanfics, but I keep them to myself. It's not like I'm walking into this with no experience to speak of. (Although, come on, fanfiction isn't something you need a high school diploma for, anyone can do it.) Anyways, I really do love to review stories. If you've gotten a review from me before, you know it's probably at least as big as the chapter itself. I don't hold back.
...That's why I thought I would be good at this. Basically, I'm going to write about my opinions on things like Ocs, the dreaded Mary Sues, Homunculi, and the like. However, the hardest part of anything for me is the start. That's why I am up for taking your suggestions as to what I should write on first. Send in what you think I should write on first.
The following are things I am considering:
Mary-Sues (It's inevitable in a guide like this, let's face it.)
Sues vs. Ocs: What's the difference?
The ever-so-popular FMA-Fan-in-Amestris
OOC Canon
Oc x Canon
No, that's not the same thing
Angst: How much is too much?
Dialog vs. Action
What is Love? (Baby, don't hurt me~)
Criticism vs. Cyber Bullying
This list is really fucking long why have I not just stopped I wanted ideas look at all these Jesus
…So, tell me what you want to see. I will update once a week or so depending on how I can get started. Don't worry, though. Even if no one reviews, I will update. Thanks for reading.
Opiate, signing off. Later, Gators!
Question of the day: What should I write about first?
Leave it in the review!