This story is dedicated to all of my fellow Joker fans. I hope I did him justice.

A big thank you to all of my followers and supporters. I wouldn't have been able to do this without you. I would like to personally thank ' Kelly Rainbow' for her wonderful cover art. It is beautiful- and I'm sure everyone else thinks so as well. Thank you Fleet Foxes, Local Natives, The Shins, The Foo Fighters, and Marilyn Manson for all of the late night inspiration.

Thank you Cecy. I couldn't ask for a better sissy.

And then lastly, thank you Grandfather for reading the first three chapters and telling me that it's "pretty great." I'll take your lack of enthusiasm as an inability to express your true excitement.

Alright, now it's time to get naughty.