I Want Candy Dead
Wayhey, my first Bully fic.
I'm so happy!
(:
Who cares if it's a short, slightly funny song fic.
At least it's got Petey.
It's written in a screenplay fashion because full sentances wouldn't suit it.
Anyway, when it's in italics, they're singing.
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(phone ringing)
Jimmy: Will somebody answer the fucking phone? Good Lord.
(Gary picks up)
Gary: Hello?
Petey: Hey Justin.
Gary: My name isn't Justin.
Petey: Hey. It's Petey.
Gary: That's great.
Petey: I can't come out tonight.
Gary: What?
Petey: I'm going to see this girl.
Gary: But I thought we were gonna have an orgy.
Petey:
No. No. Her name is Candy.
Gary: I don't care what her name is.
Petey: She's real cute. I gotta go. See ya.
Gary: What? Oh, hell no.
(hangs up)
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(later, in the Boy's Dorm)
(Gary is lazing on the couch)
(Petey walks through the door, all smiles. He starts to sing)
Petey: I know a girl who's tough but sweet
Gary: More like sour
Petey: She's so fine she can't be beat
Gary: I'll fucking beat her
Petey: She's got everything that I desire
Gary: Yeah, well she's missing a few inches
Petey: Set the summer sun on fire
Gary: I'll light her on fire
Petey: I want Candy
Gary: Ew
Petey: I want Candy
Gary: I didn't know you liked the taco
Petey: I want Candy
Gary: Are you sure it's not Randy?
Petey: Go to see her when the sun goes down
Gary: You always told me you were going to the bathroom.
Petey: Ain't no finer girl in town
Gary: 'Cause she's a slut
Petey: You're my girl, what the doctor ordered
Gary: I didn't know you could have a skank as a prescription
Petey: So sweet she makes my mouth water
Gary: 'Cause my cock was in your mouth last night
Petey: I want Candy
Gary: Yeah, candy penis
Petey: I want Candy
Gary: You're gonna smell like fish
Petey: I want Candy
Gary: Bitch, you're not Willy Wonka
Petey: I want Candy
Gary: She's just a loose-pussied ho
Petey: Hey
Gary: What?
Petey: Hey
Gary: What?!
Petey: Hey
Gary: Why do you keep saying hey?
Petey: Hey
Gary: Stop it
Petey: Hey
Gary: What is this hey?
Petey: Hey
Gary: Stop it
Petey: Hey
Gary: I will kill you. Shut up
Petey: Hey
Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
Gary: Oh, gag me with a spoon
Petey: But I like Candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Gary: Well, isn't that kinky
Petey: Someday soon I'll make you mine
Gary: You're a cockeye, I don't want you
Petey: Then I'll have Candy all the time
Gary: You'll smell like fish all the time
Petey: I want Candy
Gary: It's not even Halloween
Petey: I want Candy
Gary: She's not even a real girl
Petey: I want Candy
Gary: Great. Let's go to WalMart and get some.
Petey: I want Candy
Gary: Oh, God, we get the point
Petey: Candy in the morning time
Gary: Ew
Petey: Candy in the hot sunshine
Gary: Ew
Petey: Candy, baby, can't you see?
Gary: No
Petey: All I want is your Candy
Hey
Gary: Oh, not again
Petey: Hey
Gary: Shut up
Petey: Hey
All I want is your Candy
Hey
Gary: Shut up
Petey: Hey
Gary: I will kill you
Petey: Hey
Gary: I will kill you with my eyeliner
Petey: Hey
Hey.
All I want is your Candy
Gary: I'll kill that bitch too!
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Oh, and you'll all need to listen to I Want Candy Dead by Geoffry Paris
(:
So yeah, reveiw! Please!