Author's Note: (l 3)----- I am so relaxed right now.

Anyhow I just felt like making a fic about Kyon and Haruhi placed in random situations as a couple, yep, we all want to read fics about them as a couple but are kinda slowed down with heavy plotting and such that's why I decided to make this and it is done in the same random, funny way that Melancholy was made. 'xept for the randomness of the episode sequence of course.

The
E U P H O R I A
of
H a r u h i and K y o n

As my life goes by I've realized that some things are not meant to be understood easily. I realized, that every once in a while you have to take a leap of faith at something and just hope that it works. Humans have always been amazed by everything around them, but, some have been more amazed at things which they see not with their eyes. We are always curious at anything and everything, whether it be proven real or not. People say that those who believe in things that they do not see with their own eyes are foolish, when in truth those who merely believe in what is in front of them are the foolish ones, for they never truly explore the possibilities in the world around us. This is my belief. No this is our belief... ok maybe just hers.
'Oh, Ohayou Kyon!' an old friend of mine, Taniguchi waved at me as I opened the back door to our classroom.

'Yo.' I said as I closed the door behind me. I walked over to him and Kunikida, another old friend of mine. These two are close friends of mine but I think that they're closer towards each other, I never see them separated for some reason.

As I made my way to my seat which was at the second chair of the columns near the windows, I heard Taniguchi talking about his lasciviousness. He was talking about how he was ranking the girls at our class with Kunikida and some other guys gathered around the room.

As I sat down I noticed something. 'Hey Taniguchi, Haruhi arrived yet?' I asked.

A clear smirk crossed his face. 'Is somebody worried about his little princes?'

'You could have just said no, you know. You don't have to be such an ass about it.' I rolled my eyes and stared out the window.

'Hey Kyon don't be such a--' I heard him trying to explain something but his voice was canceled with the loud sound coming from the door opening behind him.

'Ohaa!!' Haruhi was being her usual self this early in the morning as she kicked the door open sending shocks through the classroom inhabitants. They all looked at her weirdly of course, I wouldn't blame them because she is acting weird. But then again she always acts like that. She came walking towards me with large strides.

'Hey good morn--'

She flashed a piece of paper so closely to my face that I nearly fell back from my chair. 'What's this?' I took the sheet of paper and began I scanned through it. I saw the profile of a young girl with descent features. It looked like a complete biography of a person and I was wondering what Haruhi was doing with something like this.

'That girl claims that she has a stalker following her around or something. But I think that there's more to it. You see... I have a feeling that this girl could be...' She stopped to build up the suspense. '...extra-ordinary.'

Oooookay... 'Ooookay...' I said out. 'Where do we come into this?'

'The police from her hometown have recommended that she go to a secure location as the heat dies down in her own town. Namely their police contacted our police and so, she's coming here tomorrow with our police providing her escort and protection.'

Escort and protection are the same thing. I rolled my eyes.

'But if the police provide her protection on her stay here we won't be able to get to know about her "situation" right?' She winked at me. Oh crap, I know where this is going. 'So! The moment she arrives at the airport we're going to kidnap her!' I knew it.

'Wait!' I stood up and placed my hands on her shoulders. 'So are you telling me that we're going to go and "kidnap" a girl who's traumatized because of a stalker?

'Yep.'

'Even though we're not 100 sure that she'll even talk to us about her situation?'

'Yep.'

'Oookay, what if she gets even more traumatized by her sudden kidnapping and she goes insane or something? What if she reports us to the police and we all get arrested with a case of kidnapping?'

'That's a risk we'll just have to take.'

'Ok then, answer this last question. Are we really going to do this despite the heavy possibility of the things I just mentioned before?'

'Yep.'

'Why?'

'Because we can.'

I was watching her for some time now, some people call me lucky for having her as a girlfriend but not every moment with her is so... pleasurable. Back then when we were just friends I only ended up being forced to do things I didn't want to do without being allowed to say a single word. But now that we're a couple, I am allowed to give my say but most of the time she just pretends to listen and continues on with the unwanted activity anyway. I find my life to be so colorful.

Haruhi and I spent our lunch break in the club room where, strangely Nagato wasn't found.

Anyhow, I was eating some ice cream, holding it with my right hand as I browsed around our website's inbox for e-mails. It was really hot and that's why I'm eating ice cream without the fear of it falling to the computer, destroying the computer and most possibly electrocuting me. But what wasn't helping with the heat was that Haruhi had her arms around my neck as we were reading the e-mails we were all getting. I was sweating like a pig and yet she was too distracted with the various mail we were getting.

As we scanned through the files together I realized that most of the files were fanmail while once in a while we would encounter a "mysterious lead" to something "mysterious". 'So, is anything catching your eye that can possibly get us out of going to that thing that we're supposed to be doing?'

'Most of these things are fake.' she concluded. Damnit she wasn't listening to me again!

'You can clearly see by the way that they're being written that they're just here to attract attention to us, even though these things have no real relevance.' She began explaining.

'Well Haruhi, not everyone is a--' I was licking thin air. I looked at my right and and the only thing that was left was a fraction of the ice cream cone on my hand. Some cream was oozing out of the top and I quickly raced to lick the cold liquid. And then it was all gone.

'Next time call me if something really comes up Kyon.' she said as she removed her arms around me to walk around the room in her usual manner. And after a while I noticed her wiping her mouth of the ice cream that she just stole from me. She then said after wiping her face, 'Next time buy some other flavor, Vanilla is too... ordinary.'

My eye was twitching.

She obviously noticed this and she came running to me with that disturbing let's-kiss-and-be-friends-again-smile. She quickly ran behind me and hugged me again with her arms. This time it chocked the life out of me and I was so close to shouting "please stop!". But then again I'm being hugged by a cute girl so yeah, I guess I'll just stick through the pain.

'Aw... is Kyon angry? Well don't be!!' she quickly bit my ear, not with her lips but with her teeth. I screamed aloud with pain, what is up with her ear biting!?!

Then I heard a surprised shout from a girl standing just inside the open door. It was Asahina, the general mascot of the club whose soul purpose is to attract an audience because of, her, how did Haruhi address it again... because of her "turning people on". She was at the door with Koizumi with her hand over her mouth and her face blushed.

'Sh-Should we come later?' she asked timidly as she started to slowly back away.

'Looks like the two of you bare busy being...' Koizumi put a hand over his mouth and grinned jokingly. '...cutesy.' He was laughing inside, I knew the guy long enough that he'd probably be laughing at me and Haruhi right--

'ASAHINA!!' Haruhi quickly interrupted my narration as she ran to Asahina. 'Quick take off your clothes I want to show you something!!'

A gave a sigh and motioned to the door as the helpless Asahina was being forced to do things against her will again. I gave Koizumi a quick punch on the shoulder by the way. Just before we closed the door I saw Nagato's empty seat again. The door closed behind me.

'Looks like you and Haruhi are enjoying each other's attention right?' Koizumi said to me but I just ignored it I guess.

'Hey did you notice that Nagato is absent?' I asked him.

He raised an eyebrow and said, 'Oh really? I didn't.'

'You should have. She's never absent. Ever.'

Koizumi rubbed his chin. 'Could this be Haruhi's subconscious' doing?'

'She could just be sick you know. You don't have to always think of those things.' I said seriously, well, because that was the only realistic explanation I could think of. But what if it was caused by... nah, she's probably just sick.

The door opened and Haruhi immediately pulled me in through the collar. Koizumi followed and the both of us were a little shocked to find Asahina wearing a different outfit than normal. She was wearing a black and white French maid outfit, as opposed to the normal maid outfits. But this one was a little bit more seductive than her usual clothing and I found myself starring at her for a quite a while.

'See what do you think? I don't think "cute" appeals to everyone so I went for "sexy".' Somebody was boasting but I guess I was too distracted with Asahina. I saw some fingers moving left and right in front of my face and after a while I snapped off my so called "trance".

'You're allowed to stare!' she pointed at Koizumi but she then raised an eyebrow at me. 'But you're not.'

'My, my is jealousy setting in?' I said in a mild manner.

'Of course! Now...' she peered out of the room and immediately seconds, later she closed and locked the door. Shoving me and Koizumi to our seats she announced. 'This meeting is now in session!'

'What about Nagato?' I raised.

'I haven't given this information to anyone yet except for Kyon, but that's because he's obliged to know and we share a lot but whatever--' she began dictating like the dictator that she is, and as usual once she begins dictating, everyone in the room is merely an object to ignore. And so without Nagato we began, oh I mean, she began scheming.

The next day, Friday the 13th. It was judgment day for us, or it was judgment day for the sorry girl we were about to kidnap, think whatever you want, see it from your point of view. Today was the day we were all going to go after our said target and needless to say, I was probably the only guy who's nervous.

I was also lucky enough to get the pleasure of walking with Haruhi to school that day. I decided to go to school earlier than usual today because I had to research on something and I got the pleasure of meeting her just as she was entering the school gate. I greeted her a good morning and she greeted back.

As we were walking I realized that, wow, this is the first time we've ever looked like a couple walking to school. I laughed a bit and she looked up at me and asked what was wrong. I said that nothing was wrong and we continued on as normal. It was a long walk from here to the building as to where our classroom was though. So my mind was kinda wondering a bit.

I looked behind me and I saw another couple, I noticed they were holding hands. I saw another couple sitting on a bench under a tree, they were also holding hands. I was thinking, how can these people do this so publicly and this early in the morning? Is this supposed to be natural? And then I thought, should I do the same thing? I looked down and I saw her left hand dangling freely as she walked casually.

I considered my options though and then I considered how she'd react. And finally I considered what would we get from this? Would we just feel awkward, would we feel closer or, knowing me and Haruhi, would we just feel stupid. Soon enough I realized that I'm done with being shy and around her, taking chances with her is my specialty by the way. Yes, I am talking about that time when I kissed her for the first time. Oh well, I guess I should just go for it then.

I raised my right hand and I moved it forward to take hers. But right before I could take her hand she comes running forward, nearly making me trip over myself. She ran to Koizumi who was smiling at us from the distance. I looked at my hand and shrugged.

'Oh good morning Kyon. Haruhi.' He said.

'Yo.' I walked over to him.

'Hey Koizumi did you do what I asked you to do?' Haruhi asked expectantly.

'Hai.' he took out a sheet of paper and finally provided us with an even more detailed fact sheet about our victim... oh I mean our target. Haruhi and I both read aloud her name.

Aya Hirano.

The
E U P H O R I A
of
H a r u h i and K y o n

Author's Note: Not to shabby for a first chapter eh? Anyhoo I'll probably be posting the next chapters by next week. I am sooo tired. Well, no I'm not but whatever. Btw, this isn't completely edited yet so sorry for teh typos and stuff. I'll find some editing time soon. Ok? Ok.

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