A/N: KND AU. The KND doesn't exist but I'm using a lot of the KND characters owned by Mr. Warburton!
Shout out to the following fanfiction writers who fueled my imagination for this fanfic story: Flutejrp bocawitch honeybutter ryt-nd-run13
Enjoy reading and reviewing!
Chapter 0: Message seen
"Love letters are the little incriminating evidence of your feelings for someone…."
Tomorrow would be the first day of Junior year. Deciding to check if she had any love letters to read or answer, seeing the first 6 letters that caught her eye. She carefully read through them...
Dear Secret Cupid,
I need your advice or well, to be honest, I need you to slap the truth into my face. You see, Cupid, I have this little...BIG problem! I might have feelings for this boy, who is a pain in the ass! Everything I do, he also does it! Everything I suggest, he suggests the opposite of it! everything that involves me, he gets involved as well! If I'm debating the affirmative side, he'll debate the opposing side! HE IS LITERALLY A PAIN TO MY ASS!
Not just that but he is also my vice president in the student council!
Okay to be honest….even though he's a pain in my ass….I kinda have feelings for him?...like I literally like-like him! I sometimes daydream about him when I'm busy doing paperwork! And I space out when his British accent starts to come out when he starts to speak in a serious manner! Uggghhhhh! And aside from his charming British accent, it's also his how calm and cool he is even under so much pressure! And also uuugggghhh he is just so yummy! Especially after his hockey and lacrosse practice! His toned ass body! Ugggghhh it's like it was sculpted by the gods!
But everything aside…..it's his dreamy milk chocolate eyes that are so captivating it's like his eyes can look into your soul! I melt when his eyes meet mine! And the way he is soooo passionate about things that matter uuuugghhh just so amazing! Alsooooooo how he has such an amazing heart of gold!
Why does he have to be with THE VIPER THAT IS LIZZIE DEVINE!
PLEASE SECRET CUPID I NEED YOUR ADVICE ON HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS!
Xoxo,
SupremeLeaderBlonde
Dear SC,
I need your advice on these weird feelings I'm currently having for this girl, who I find annoying and downright a thorn in my side. If you're gonna wonder why this girl is a pain in the ass to me it's because of the following:
It's like by some struck of faith that if I'm student council VP, she's gonna be my president! Or if I'm like the president of the debate team she's my VP in the debate team!
She's always questioning everything I propose to the student council! Like can she please shut her beautiful pinkish lips for a few minutes and just listen!
SHE WON'T BACK DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! (which I secretly admire and it kinda turns me on!)
But damn she's just soooooooooo mighty fine and just sooooooooo passionate about things she cares about! And it makes my heart beat for her! I mean yeah she has a smoking hot body from playing volleyball and swimming...but it's her beautiful electric blue eyes that are just so pretty and captivating about her! I mean yeah she glows in the afternoon sun when all the varsity teams practice outside but her glow is just so different….it's like she was kissed by the sun!
ALL I CAN SAY IS SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN MADE BY THE GODDESS OF LOVE AND I'M HONESTLY SLOWLY BEING HYPNOTISED BY HER, HER BEAUTY, AND GRACE.
TO BE VERY HONEST WITH YOU SECRET CUPID….I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH HER. AND I'M FALLING FOR HER SO DEEP. HELP? I need advice especially since I'm with someone who doesn't make me happy…
PLEASE, I NEED HELP.
British dude
Dear Secret Cupid,
There's this stupid boy….that I MIGHT HAVE FEELINGS FOR….this is so hard to write! Cruddy Rosalyn has to make me write this…...but yeah she's right I need help/advice with this situation….well all three of us need help with this situation!
Who is this stupid moronic boy I'm talking about? Well here are 3 things that I love about him and that make me hate him more because of these things!
HIS EYES! He has the dreamiest onyx eyes I have ever seen! I could just get lost in his eyes for hours or my whole lifetime! The way his eyes sparkle when he's being so competitive is just sooooo uuuuughhhh dreamy! How would I know this? It...of..okaaaaay I would sometimes secretly stare at him from a distance or when I and he would really get competitive I could see it in his eyes! His eyes are just soooo dreamy!
HIS SMILEEEEEEEEE! His dashing and amazing smile! His smile could light up my dark world! His smile just makes me faint!
HIS SMEEEEEELL! He smells like pine cones and a lake breeze! Mixed with a hint of vanilla! His scent is just soooo intoxicating!
I LOVE HOW STRICT HE IS WITH TRAINING AND HIS ACADEMICS! Uuuuggghhh why do I have a soft spot for that military braaaaaat
HIS PERSONALITY AND WIT! OH, MY RAINBOW MONKEYS! He has the most amazing personality! I mean yeah he acts like a big jerk and all but to be honest I have seen how he is outside of school and during charity events hosted by the school….his personality during those times just shine with so much goodness! If you're wondering how I know this it's because I volunteer at the same charity place as he does. I don't know why he decided to hook up with that viper Mary-Lou Jones! NO! I'm not jealous!...okay maybe a bit?... And oh he is the wittiest person I knoooooow! Uuuugghhhh HE IS THE ONLY GUY WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD!
THIS BOY IS MAKING ME CRAZY! HE IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS! BUT I SOOOOO LOVE HIM! In secret…..
PLEASE, I need adviceeeeeeeeeeeeeee on this cruddy situation!
Xo,
RedIrishLass
Dear Secret Cupid,
I BADLY NEED HELP WITH MY FEELINGS
There's this GIRL that I might have feelings for...or well to put it in simple words:
I LIKE-LIKE HER A LOT! There I finally said it! I DON'T KNOW WHY!
But all I know is these are the reason why I have fallen for her…..
Her fiery red haiiiiir! It makes her stand out from everyone and her hair is so soft! Makes me just wanna run my fingers through her hair…..it perfect frames her face and makes her sparkling emerald eyes stand out!
SPARKLING EMERALD EYES! THAT LITERALLY HYPNOTIZE YOU! Her eyes are just soooooooo amazing and beautiful! I could just look into them and get lost for all eternity!
Her dazzling and amazing smile! And her angelic siren singing voice! Oh, zeros! She has the most amazing smile that can literally light up my whole world! Then there's her infectious and amazing laugh it's like a hypnotic melody that draws you in. Next, there's her singing voice! Her amazing angelic siren singing voice! When she sings it sends chills down my spine and I'm automatically paralyzed by her singing but I'm even more dead when she lets out her smile after she sings. The smile she has after she sings it's such a beautiful smile! OKAY I THINK SINKING DEEP ALREADY HERE
HER PERSONALITY! HER WIT! HER STRICTNESS AND HOW SHE MOTIVES HER TEAMMATES! Everything about her personality, wit, strictness, and power of motivation, is just so amazing! And oh how her personality shines during charity events makes my heart really race! (WHY DID I HAVE TO BE WITH A VIPER)
FRANCINE FULBRIGHT IS JUST OVERALL AN AMAZING GIRL AND SHE HAS MY HEART SINCE KINDER! and to be honest I really don't wanna be with a viper chic
THESE FEELINGS ARE REALLY GETTING DIFFICULT TO CONTROL….I'm spacing daydreaming about her….
I NEED ADVICE…..
PenguinDrillSergeant
Dear Secret Cupid,
Where do I start?... Hmmm, I think I'll start with warning you that 2 more letters like this will be arriving in your inbox soon. Let's just say this situation I and my best girlfriends are facing needs your advice very BADLY.
Let me explain the situation:
There are three idiotic but drop-dead handsome guys with amazing personalities! Let's call these three guys: American Idiot, Temperamental Brit, Polish Loudmouth. They used to be our best guy friends that is until the incident in athletics camp happened! Now it's been like 4 years since that happened. Last time I and the girls spoke to the guys was 4 years ago unless you wanna count 4 years of arguing about different things, bickering about the petty things, annoying each other because the other was right along, and last having screaming matches every day (to everyone's amusement!).
4 years since our last decent conversation with the guys.
4 years everyone has been pointing out to me and girls that maybe it's time to make peace with the guys and be friends again...NO THANK YOU!
4 years everyone has been pointing out that maybe we (the girls) might LIKE-LIKE the guys…..
And they aren't wrong. Because honestly I and the girls do have feelings for the three guys…
I do have feelings for one of the guys…
Who's the lucky guy? His name is Chad Dickson. Chad Dickson, the golden boy, MVP of McClintock High, Captain of the football team and star quarterback, Captain of the hockey team, and vice president of the drama club, overall achiever ( just like his best friends).
And last the boyfriend of the viper Henrietta Von Marzipan!
I just don't understand what Chad sees in Henrietta! For crying out loud she's a notorious cheater!
Sooooo...yeah I care deeply about him.
And honestly, I guess I need advice on what to do with my feelings for him. PLEASE?
Xoxoxo,
RedHeadDramaQueen
Dear Secret Cupid
This is stupid but desperate times call for desperate measures. I and my friends need help with this situation and well these uuugh feelings…
I don't know how to exactly describe what the situation is and what these feelings are
But all I know is that these feelings I have are for HER and that whatever this situation is...it really isn't a good situation between ME and HER
I and the guys have been trying to figure out made the girls so pissed at us that it's making them not speak to us for 4 YEARS! LAST DECENT CONVERSATION I HAD WITH ROSALYN WAS 4 YEARS AGO! AND then after that conversation, everything went downhill.
So, here's everything that I and the guys know about this weird not so good situation:
It all started out during the summer just before 6th grade started….Specifically, this situation started during the last week of Athletics Camp. Two summer months on training in the sports fields you excelled in….then you come back home crying to your parents that you lost your best female friend for no apparent reason! What a fun summer that was indeed! (Maybe she got mad because of me kissing Henrietta...by accident!)
After that summer the girls wouldn't talk to us! Like me and the guys have tried talking to them but it ends up either our calls going to voicemail, the girls not going down from their rooms when we would visit them so we could talk, and last the girls avoiding me and the guys!
I and the guys have unanimously decided to use the following: teasing them at every chance, annoy the shit out of them, pick a fight with them, bicker with them at every decision they make, and last have random screaming matches with them on a daily basis! And oh….secretly stealing glances at them when no one is looking
Lastly hooking up with the most toxic chicks in school to get on their (girls) nerves! (1 year with a viper chick...help save me)
But 3 and 4 aren't really working well for me and the guys. Because honestly I and guys are falling deeply in love with those annoying pain in the ass golden girls
So, now onto this girl, I have feelings for. She's really AMAZING! Her body is like made and blessed by the Goddess of love and beauty! But that's just like the frosting on top of the cupcake. The actual cupcake is her AMAZING PERSONALITY! Like damn! She's like a very rare cupcake…..and I'm just so mesmerized by her.
So, can you help us secret cupid?
Annoying American Boy
"Kuki….are you sure this? I mean I'm always game to help you with your plans...But right now? We're talking about the golden girls of McClintock and the golden guys of McClintock who are at each other's' throats!" Wally said as Kuki gave him her winning smile. The smile he so couldn't resist.
"Okay, what's the plan?"